Praying to your sky diety is the same thing as praying to a jug of milk or to my worn socks

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Pray to your God. For anything. You will say "my god answers prayers in the form of yes, no or wait". Well so does the jug of milk. What you pray for either will happen, won't happen or will happen later. Your god will never, ever answer any impossible prayers (like healing an amputee or raising someone from the dead that's been cremated). Neither will the jug of milk.

When it comes to things that could happen (like rolling a 7 on dice or getting a new job) it will happen exactly as one would expect by chance. Whether you pray to your diety, don't pray or pray to the jug of milk.

 
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@King Solomon you pray to your man in the sky and I'll pray to a jug of milk. Bet your sky god doesn't do anymore than the jug of spoiled milk
 
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