pretend to be gay so that you can be a goddess gay friend?

[Deleted member 21712]

when I go to the beach and see a group of bikini goddesses I so badly wish I could hang out with them. Even if 0 sex just being in proximity to their lickable goddess asscracks would be such lifefuel, but at 5'7 no way would they accept me in their group.

but what if you pretended to be the gay friend?

 

[Deleted member 14693]

And witnessing them being fucked by chad on the side?

No thanks, im not a cuckold JFL