PRETENDING TO BE A FOID MIGHT GET YOU SLAYS? (NOT FAGPOST)

[primal_shitmuncher]

Warning: No, this is not a shitpost or a gaypost. It's an actual theory I've been thinking of for a while now. I'd like to discuss it with y'all.

Spoiler: Pre-Selection

This theory is based on the idea of pre-selection.

If you don't know what pre-selection is, it's basically the idea that if you have validation from women, other women will see that and be into you.

This could be considered a cause for hypergamy: A couple girls simp over chad, the foid hive mind sets in, and they all simp over Chad.

Obviously hypergamy is multi-factorial and this is only one reason as to its existence.

Spoiler: How pretending to be a foid will get you more slays

Now we're gettin into the real meat and potatoes.

So here's my little idea:

You get a friend to take videos of yourself.

Create an account on TikTok or IG or Pinterest where you pretend to be a foid (but faceless), just using foid slang like 'slay', 'fab', 'gorg', etc.

Then you upload those videos of yourself pretending to be a girl simping over you.

E.g you get your friend to record a clip of you working in the middle of class or something before looking up at the camera. (The video has to come off as 'natural', you can't look like you're tryharding).

Then caption it something like 'ugh why are my hbs eyelashes so GORG' (gorg meaning gorgeous), and tag yourself.

Using this foid slang will make other foids think you're 'safe' enough to be befriended by foids, thus they'll trust you more.

So you can DM any of the foids that'd ideally be simping over you in the comments, pretend to be a sweet genuine guy, and then

YOU PUMP

AND YOU DUMP

(her after your pre-selected mogger cock leaves to never be seen again)

Spoiler: IMPORTANT

There's also some crucial parts to executing this succesfully.

Firstly: You must be HTN or above (duh.)

Secondly: The video MUST come off as natural.

For instance, if it's you flexing under hard af gym lighting with phonk playing in the background and tags like #mogger #triceps, you're going to get more men than women in your comments.

But if it's you, laying in bed, wearing a fitted shirt and randomly flexing your bicep with some or the other TikTok thirst-trap song playing with tags like #biceps and #abs (which is what women mostly search up), you'd probably get more foidal attention.

What're your guys' thoughts?​

 

[Nectar]

Nice looksmaxxing advice

 

[primal_shitmuncher]

Nice looksmaxxing advice

oops

 

[primal_shitmuncher]

Tagging high IQ users: @Vireon @fraudster#1

 

[lemureater]

BRO IS THE STRAT IM TELLING YALL

ACTING A LIL ZESTY WHILE BEING GYMMAXED IS OP

 

[coastal]

does work

 

[primal_shitmuncher]

ACTING A LIL ZESTY WHILE BEING GYMMAXED IS OP

unironically a trvke

 

[coastal]

BRO IS THE STRAT IM TELLING YALL

ACTING A LIL ZESTY WHILE BEING GYMMAXED IS OP

literally me

 

[Orbital1]

Warning: No, this is not a shitpost or a gaypost. It's an actual theory I've been thinking of for a while now. I'd like to discuss it with y'all.

Spoiler: Pre-Selection

This theory is based on the idea of pre-selection.

If you don't know what pre-selection is, it's basically the idea that if you have validation from women, other women will see that and be into you.

This could be considered a cause for hypergamy: A couple girls simp over chad, the foid hive mind sets in, and they all simp over Chad.

Obviously hypergamy is multi-factorial and this is only one reason as to its existence.

Spoiler: How pretending to be a foid will get you more slays

Now we're gettin into the real meat and potatoes.

So here's my little idea:

You get a friend to take videos of yourself.

Create an account on TikTok or IG or Pinterest where you pretend to be a foid (but faceless), just using foid slang like 'slay', 'fab', 'gorg', etc.

Then you upload those videos of yourself pretending to be a girl simping over you.

E.g you get your friend to record a clip of you working in the middle of class or something before looking up at the camera. (The video has to come off as 'natural', you can't look like you're tryharding).

Then caption it something like 'ugh why are my hbs eyelashes so GORG' (gorg meaning gorgeous), and tag yourself.

Using this foid slang will make other foids think you're 'safe' enough to be befriended by foids, thus they'll trust you more.

So you can DM any of the foids that'd ideally be simping over you in the comments, pretend to be a sweet genuine guy, and then

YOU PUMP

AND YOU DUMP

(her after your pre-selected mogger cock leaves to never be seen again)

Spoiler: IMPORTANT

There's also some crucial parts to executing this succesfully.

Firstly: You must be HTN or above (duh.)

Secondly: The video MUST come off as natural.

For instance, if it's you flexing under hard af gym lighting with phonk playing in the background and tags like #mogger #triceps, you're going to get more men than women in your comments.

But if it's you, laying in bed, wearing a fitted shirt and randomly flexing your bicep with some or the other TikTok thirst-trap song playing with tags like #biceps and #abs (which is what women mostly search up), you'd probably get more foidal attention.

What're your guys' thoughts?​

Mirin holy fuck this is an great thread you are an genuis

 

[Orbital1]

This deserves BOTB

 

[Genio]

ugh why are my hbs eyelashes so GORG

InB4 my Forum Homeboy's read this and start using Gay lingo in our Conversations

 

[slayer_Dominus]

High iq tactics Im off to posting my bugeyes now

 

[GoyLite]

not a bad idea, while most homos are generally gl they get incredible amounts of validation from women, ive seen this in my own school

random ltn is gay and is friends with every girl in the school, next thing you know theyre asking why he had to be gay bc hes "so hot"

 

[Genio]

not a bad idea, while most homos are generally gl they get incredible amounts of validation from women, ive seen this in my own school

random ltn is gay and is friends with every girl in the school, next thing you know theyre asking why he had to be gay bc hes "so hot"

Location reminded me of @carpe diem

Where did u go Eno smh

 

[primal_shitmuncher]

not a bad idea, while most homos are generally gl they get incredible amounts of validation from women, ive seen this in my own school

random ltn is gay and is friends with every girl in the school, next thing you know theyre asking why he had to be gay bc hes "so hot"

that's what i'm sayin

 

[slayer_Dominus]

not a bad idea, while most homos are generally gl they get incredible amounts of validation from women, ive seen this in my own school

random ltn is gay and is friends with every girl in the school, next thing you know theyre asking why he had to be gay bc hes "so hot"

True, bitches really are a hivemind

 

[primal_shitmuncher]

True, bitches really are a hivemind

You can observe this by seeing their 'hear me outs' (when they're talking about actual human beings and not jestering).

Like they're 'hear me outs' are just conventionally attractive men who get simped over all the time.

Example: young Devon Bostick. He'd be HTN in normies' eyes (even though he isn't), and his eye area + status halo carries him.

He's not the most attractive, yet when women see other women simping over him, they join in because they want to 'fit into the crowd' that bad.

 

[kimorishi]

Like they're 'hear me outs' are just conventionally attractive men who get simped over all the time.

then the average male hear me out is some curvy alternate dimension alien with 12 eyes and spider legs

 

[primal_shitmuncher]

then the average male hear me out is some curvy alternate dimension alien with 12 eyes and spider legs

then mama coco walks in

 

[Vireon]

Yoo this lowkey is high iq. will try once I ascend

 

[Vireon]

High iq tactics Im off to posting my bugeyes now

@bugeye reference

 

[primal_shitmuncher]

Yoo this lowkey is high iq. will try once I ascend

ty king

hope it works out for u

 

[fraudster#1]

zesty is law for foid attention

Warning: No, this is not a shitpost or a gaypost. It's an actual theory I've been thinking of for a while now. I'd like to discuss it with y'all.

Spoiler: Pre-Selection

This theory is based on the idea of pre-selection.

If you don't know what pre-selection is, it's basically the idea that if you have validation from women, other women will see that and be into you.

This could be considered a cause for hypergamy: A couple girls simp over chad, the foid hive mind sets in, and they all simp over Chad.

Obviously hypergamy is multi-factorial and this is only one reason as to its existence.

Spoiler: How pretending to be a foid will get you more slays

Now we're gettin into the real meat and potatoes.

So here's my little idea:

You get a friend to take videos of yourself.

Create an account on TikTok or IG or Pinterest where you pretend to be a foid (but faceless), just using foid slang like 'slay', 'fab', 'gorg', etc.

Then you upload those videos of yourself pretending to be a girl simping over you.

E.g you get your friend to record a clip of you working in the middle of class or something before looking up at the camera. (The video has to come off as 'natural', you can't look like you're tryharding).

Then caption it something like 'ugh why are my hbs eyelashes so GORG' (gorg meaning gorgeous), and tag yourself.

Using this foid slang will make other foids think you're 'safe' enough to be befriended by foids, thus they'll trust you more.

So you can DM any of the foids that'd ideally be simping over you in the comments, pretend to be a sweet genuine guy, and then

YOU PUMP

AND YOU DUMP

(her after your pre-selected mogger cock leaves to never be seen again)

Spoiler: IMPORTANT

There's also some crucial parts to executing this succesfully.

Firstly: You must be HTN or above (duh.)

Secondly: The video MUST come off as natural.

For instance, if it's you flexing under hard af gym lighting with phonk playing in the background and tags like #mogger #triceps, you're going to get more men than women in your comments.

But if it's you, laying in bed, wearing a fitted shirt and randomly flexing your bicep with some or the other TikTok thirst-trap song playing with tags like #biceps and #abs (which is what women mostly search up), you'd probably get more foidal attention.

What're your guys' thoughts?​