Pretending to be a LGBT individual to progress your career?

[Wallenberg]

Would it be a good idea?

 

[Deleted member 5189]

Ok "Wallenberg"

 

[Deleted member 5189]

You're already Jewish you couldn't be any more priveliged

 

[Deleted member 4106]

Suffice it to say you identify yourself as a non-binary lesbian woman

 

[Deleted member 3828]

Would it be a good idea?

if you want attract the mentally ill even more

 

[Deleted member 14323]

if you want attract the mentally ill even more

 

[sergeant blackpill]

It's probably a good idea in the west with all the woke shit going on, i know i've read in newspapers multiple times about lawsuits from LGBT ppl against companies for not hiring them because of that. I think a lot of companies are aware of those potential ramifications and the bad reputation it would bring would do more damage than a single bad employee ever would be able to cause.

I'm going to try this myself in my job searching and see if it makes a difference.

 

[hebbewem]

Ok "Wallenberg"

Its a swedish name

 

[hebbewem]

They are still homophobic people and they might not hire you

 

[Subhuman trash]

Look up "closet straights"

 

[Deleted member 7098]

Would it be a good idea?

Goldman Sachs and BostonConsultingGroup both respectably top of the line banking and consulting firms announced to aim for and achieve a 5-10% LGBTQ rate until 2025, so i guess it's worth a shot to get into the top firms.

both offer $100k-120k/year entry positions

kind of retarded if you ask me, but oh well

 

[Deleted member 5189]

Its a swedish name

Jewish

 

[Wallenberg]

Goldman Sachs and BostonConsultingGroup both respectably top of the line banking and consulting firms announced to aim for and achieve a 5-10% LGBTQ rate until 2025, so i guess it's worth a shot to get into the top firms.

both offer $100k-120k/year entry positions

kind of retarded if you ask me, but oh well

Yeah, I'm familiar with GS and BCG.

I don't like to lie. Maybe I could state that I'm bisexual. It wouldn't be as bad a lie as saying that I'm gay.

I will declare that I'm a member of the LGBT community if it helps me to make $$$.

 

[hebbewem]

Jewish

Its both . Many groups of people probaly get their lastname from nature

 

[Deleted member 5189]

Its both . Many groups of people probaly get their lastname from nature

Huh

 

[Wallenberg]

Goldman Sachs and BostonConsultingGroup both respectably top of the line banking and consulting firms announced to aim for and achieve a 5-10% LGBTQ rate until 2025, so i guess it's worth a shot to get into the top firms.

both offer $100k-120k/year entry positions

kind of retarded if you ask me, but oh well

Do you have to publicly discourse that you are LGBT?

 

[hebbewem]

Huh

Berg=Mountain in swedish berg=Mountain in german

 

[Deleted member 5189]

Berg=Mountain in swedish berg=Mountain in german

What does wallen mean then

 

[Deleted member 7098]

Do you have to publicly discourse that you are LGBT?

you have to bring it up during the HR hiring-process, but they'll probably list your profile and face on something like this and make it public

 

[Wallenberg]

you have to bring it up during the HR hiring-process, but they'll probably list your profile and face on something like this and make it public
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It's ok, being bi isn't that bad.

 

[Deleted member 7098]

It's ok, being bi isn't that bad.

totally agreed, if it just get you through the door and you manage to make it 5 years there you'll probably be making $300k+/year

and you'll always be able to claim you changed later down the line, not like they exclusively hire flamboyant gays

those entry positions are probably the only time i'll be able to leverage my 50% migration background
do everything i can to get into those positions

 

[Wallenberg]

totally agreed, if it just get you through the door and you manage to make it 5 years there you'll probably be making $300k+/year

those entry positions are probably the only time i'll be able to leverage my 50% migration background
do everything i can to get into those positions

If stating that I'm an LGBT individual helps me then I will do that. Chad solution.

 

[sytyl]

it's mostly a cover/front and won't do much for you

 

[Wallenberg]

Being bi is good because you can still date women and have no problem.

 

[Deleted member 7098]

it's mostly a cover/front and won't do much for you

it actually does matter, gives you an edge over an already very very strong competition

 

[Wallenberg]

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it actually does matter, gives you an edge over an already very very strong competition

From this moment on I'm a proud member of the LGBT community.

 

[Deleted member 7098]

From this moment on I'm a proud member of the LGBT community.

good luck, if my sandcel name won't help me I'll try my LGBT identity

 

[sytyl]

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it actually does matter, gives you an edge over an already very very strong competition

unless you're a woman or a tranny, it does nothing
t. worked at such sjw companies in perhaps the most sjw field

 

[Deleted member 7098]

unless you're a woman or a tranny, it does nothing
t. worked at such sjw companies in perhaps the most sjw field

you're a computer sciencecel right?

you're right when it comes to the women, but they won't hire many trans people in finance or top consulting where you work directly with a lot of conservative white men CEOs, that's why stating you are gay/bi gives you an edge, because that is kind of acceptable

if they don't like the people they are working with they'll just hire the competition, not like they are offering a unique product like in FAANG companies

 

[sytyl]

you're a computer sciencecel right?

you're right when it comes to the women, but they won't hire many trans people in finance or top consulting where you work directly with a lot of conservative white men CEOs, that's why stating you are gay/bi gives you an edge, because that is kind of acceptable

if they don't like the people they are working with they'll just hire the competition, not like they are offering a unique product like in FAANG companies

can't hurt to just write you're gay in your application I guess

I don't think writing bi would help

 

[Wallenberg]

can't hurt to just write you're gay in your application I guess

I don't think writing bi would help

why? It's lgbt

 

[Deleted member 7098]

why? It's lgbt

joining some pro lgbt club will help, listing that in your CV and then stating your bi will help you

 

[Wallenberg]

joining some pro lgbt club will help, listing that in your CV and then stating your bi will help you

CV: Proud member of looksmax.org, a community focused on male aesthetics.

 

[sytyl]

why? It's lgbt

it's not as progressive

 

[reborn]

Would it be a good idea?

I think it is. Every time you are being refused a promotion or a raise just start to cry and yell: "It's just because I'm trans. I'm going to my lawyer." and you'll get whatever you want.

 

[MikeMew'sBitch]

Its a good machiavellistic strategy to advance in western society. Its basically what any high IQ psychopath does to make himself climb up the ladder.

 

[Gonthar]

Just go to as many job interviews as possible and when they say:
- Your résumé is crap, you have no education, no skills, no experience, I don't know what you are doing here, why should we hire you?
- I'm gay...
- Welcome aboard, we are honored to have you here!

 

[Preoximerianas]

Could larp as bisexual who heavily leans towards woman.

 

[Xangsane]

i knew one straight pakistani muslim who larped about being gay to get into a competitive job
he got it

 

[Asmarino]

When they ask for your orientation, just use the ‘Prefer not to say’ option

 

[Wallenberg]

When they ask for your orientation, just use the ‘Prefer not to say’ option

Why? You don't get diversity points for that.

 

[Asmarino]

Why? You don't get diversity points for that.

you do. it implies you’re lgbt but not concretely. they lump you in with the lgbt

 

[Wallenberg]

you do. it implies you’re lgbt but not concretely. they lump you in with the lgbt

I think claiming bi would be safer.

 

[JizzFarmer]

i knew one straight pakistani muslim who larped about being gay to get into a competitive job
he got it

Prophet Muhammad rolling in his grave rn

 

[Wallenberg]

i knew one straight pakistani muslim who larped about being gay to get into a competitive job
he got it

based tbh

 

[Xangsane]

based tbh

ngl

 

[Xangsane]

Prophet Muhammad rolling in his grave rn

rippp

 

[intovoid]

larping?

 

[Wallenberg]

Might want to download Grindr or have some gay porn in your search history, though, just in case if they suspect lying.

 

[n0rthface]

Might want to download Grindr or have some gay porn in your search history, though, just in case if they suspect lying.

>do you have any proof of your sexual orientation?

>yeah, here’s some guy getting his asshole prolapsed