PRIMAL DIET FLOP: Chimps are 2 times stronger with out eating protein (what I will unlock that destroys primals)

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High-tier primates (Chimps/Gorillas) have a higher muscle-to-weight ratio than any IFBB pro while eating 97% fruit. They aren't "eating" protein; they are farming it.
@optimisticzoomer this is why fruit is king

1. THE NITROGEN SALVAGE HACK (Urea Recycling)

Humans pee out their gains. Chimps don’t. When their bodies break down protein, the nitrogen waste (urea) is shunted back into the large intestine.

• The Process: Gut bacteria (ureolytic microbes) catch that "waste" and turn it back into ammonia.

• The Result: They use that ammonia + fruit sugar to build new amino acids from scratch inside their own gut.
• STUDY: Urea nitrogen salvaging by gut microbiota helps maintain protein homeostasis

2. THE MULTIVITAMIN FACTORY (Zero-Meat Micronutrients)
If you think you need liver or organs for vitamins, you’re falling for the Primal meme. Fruit is missing B12, K2, and various B-complex vitamins—yet chimps have god-tier bone density and nerve function.

• Internal Synthesis: The bacteria in a chimp’s massive hindgut synthesize Vitamin B12, Folate, and Riboflavin as a byproduct of eating fruit sugar.

• Mineral Unlocking: Bacteria produce enzymes that "unlock" calcium and magnesium from fruit pulp that human guts usually just poop out. They are literally manufacturing a custom multivitamin in their colon 24/7.
• STUDY: The role of short-chain fatty acids and gut microbiota in host energy metabolism

3. MICROBIAL "BULKING" (Eating Bacteria)
Chimps have a massive fermentation tank (hindgut). They use the pectin and cellulose in fruit to feed a colony of bacteria that multiplies at a god-tier rate.

• The Harvest: As the bacteria die, the chimp digests them.

• The Reality: A chimp is essentially eating a high-quality "microbial meat" produced internally. This is how they get a 24/7 drip-feed of amino acids while you’re waiting for your next meal window.

4. THE "SUGAR-SPARING" EFFECT
In the "Primal" community, people think fruit makes you soft. Wrong.

• The Strategy: Chimps use fruit sugar as 100% of their energy fuel.

• The Result: Because they have an infinite supply of glucose/fructose, their body never touches their muscle tissue for energy. Every single gram of amino acid they get from their internal "bacteria farm" goes directly to muscle repair.

• STUDY: Nutritional Geometry of Chimpanzees: Protein Prioritization

WHY THE "PRIMAL DIET" IS DESTROYED
The "Primal" or "Carnivore" diet assumes that because we are primates, we need to eat like "hunters" to be strong.

1. Efficiency vs. Input: Chimps prove that Metabolic Efficiency > High Protein Intake.

2. The Gut Pillar: If your gut microbiome is optimized for nitrogen recycling and vitamin synthesis, you can build a god-tier physique on a fraction of the protein.

3. The "Cope": Meat-heavy diets are actually a biological "crutch" for humans because we lost the large fermentation tanks that allow for internal nutrient farming.

BOTTOM LINE: If you aren't optimizing your gut for Urea Recycling, you're just a high-tier consumer. The ultimate "Look" isn't about how much meat you can swallow; it's about how much nitrogen your bacteria can salvage from your own waste.


[HOW TO CHECK YOUR STATS]
If you want to see if you have the "Chimp-Tier" recycling capacity, you need Shotgun Metagenomic Sequencing. Look for high Urease (EC 3.5.1.5) gene counts and high B-vitamin synthesis markers in your report. If you have them, you're an anomaly. If not, you’re stuck buying chicken breast forever.

@asdvek
 
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On hexum
 
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We arent chimps or gorillas dnr
 
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Our body has already evolved towards eating cooked animals. A fruit only diet is still possible but the fruits need to be high quality and highly varied to maximize nutrients.
 
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caged at this retard JFLL @IAMNOTANINCEL
 
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  • Chimpanzees have a much larger colon to process, ferment, and digest plant cellulose. Humans have a smaller, under-developed colon.

  • Cecum: Chimpanzees have a much larger cecum, aiding in the breakdown of fibrous food. Humans again have under-develooped cecum.

  • Gut Microbiota: While chimps and humans share similar gut bacterial categories (enterotypes), humans have lost about half the gut bacteria types found in our primate ancestors, due to dietary shifts - ( Not eating Plants )
Cope.
 
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dumb retard how do u know they're not gonna be stronger on primal diet if they were to eat that?

Boom debunked 😂
 
Chimp also got tiny dick from fruit. An apple a day keeps the big cock away :lul:
 
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High-tier primates (Chimps/Gorillas) have a higher muscle-to-weight ratio than any IFBB pro while eating 97% fruit. They aren't "eating" protein; they are farming it.
@optimisticzoomer this is why fruit is king

1. THE NITROGEN SALVAGE HACK (Urea Recycling)

Humans pee out their gains. Chimps don’t. When their bodies break down protein, the nitrogen waste (urea) is shunted back into the large intestine.

• The Process: Gut bacteria (ureolytic microbes) catch that "waste" and turn it back into ammonia.

• The Result: They use that ammonia + fruit sugar to build new amino acids from scratch inside their own gut.
• STUDY: Urea nitrogen salvaging by gut microbiota helps maintain protein homeostasis

2. THE MULTIVITAMIN FACTORY (Zero-Meat Micronutrients)
If you think you need liver or organs for vitamins, you’re falling for the Primal meme. Fruit is missing B12, K2, and various B-complex vitamins—yet chimps have god-tier bone density and nerve function.

• Internal Synthesis: The bacteria in a chimp’s massive hindgut synthesize Vitamin B12, Folate, and Riboflavin as a byproduct of eating fruit sugar.

• Mineral Unlocking: Bacteria produce enzymes that "unlock" calcium and magnesium from fruit pulp that human guts usually just poop out. They are literally manufacturing a custom multivitamin in their colon 24/7.
• STUDY: The role of short-chain fatty acids and gut microbiota in host energy metabolism

3. MICROBIAL "BULKING" (Eating Bacteria)
Chimps have a massive fermentation tank (hindgut). They use the pectin and cellulose in fruit to feed a colony of bacteria that multiplies at a god-tier rate.

• The Harvest: As the bacteria die, the chimp digests them.

• The Reality: A chimp is essentially eating a high-quality "microbial meat" produced internally. This is how they get a 24/7 drip-feed of amino acids while you’re waiting for your next meal window.

4. THE "SUGAR-SPARING" EFFECT
In the "Primal" community, people think fruit makes you soft. Wrong.

• The Strategy: Chimps use fruit sugar as 100% of their energy fuel.

• The Result: Because they have an infinite supply of glucose/fructose, their body never touches their muscle tissue for energy. Every single gram of amino acid they get from their internal "bacteria farm" goes directly to muscle repair.

• STUDY: Nutritional Geometry of Chimpanzees: Protein Prioritization

WHY THE "PRIMAL DIET" IS DESTROYED
The "Primal" or "Carnivore" diet assumes that because we are primates, we need to eat like "hunters" to be strong.

1. Efficiency vs. Input: Chimps prove that Metabolic Efficiency > High Protein Intake.

2. The Gut Pillar: If your gut microbiome is optimized for nitrogen recycling and vitamin synthesis, you can build a god-tier physique on a fraction of the protein.

3. The "Cope": Meat-heavy diets are actually a biological "crutch" for humans because we lost the large fermentation tanks that allow for internal nutrient farming.

BOTTOM LINE: If you aren't optimizing your gut for Urea Recycling, you're just a high-tier consumer. The ultimate "Look" isn't about how much meat you can swallow; it's about how much nitrogen your bacteria can salvage from your own waste.


[HOW TO CHECK YOUR STATS]
If you want to see if you have the "Chimp-Tier" recycling capacity, you need Shotgun Metagenomic Sequencing. Look for high Urease (EC 3.5.1.5) gene counts and high B-vitamin synthesis markers in your report. If you have them, you're an anomaly. If not, you’re stuck buying chicken breast forever.

@asdvek
Chimps are 1.5 stronger proportionally
This is because they have fast twitch muscles not because muh diet
Humans are carnivores
 
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Humans are carnivores
IMG 1745
 
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are you a chimp? judging by the thread it does seem like it
 
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