Prison Life in State Prison

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You gonna get your cheeks busted or wig split maybe even get killed for simply just switching the channel on the TV when people are watching or just smiling for no reason like a retard in State prison especially maximum security prison.

or maybe you stink or fart in your cell and your celie is going to get your wigs split, and there are many little reasons why you will get beat up. Some might even get killed for simply asking a guy for his food.

and there's cheek busters or booty bandits trying to get your booty any chance they get maybe you owe them something and you didn't pay back they will knock you out and go up in your butthole put koolaid on your lips and make you their bitch basically (Some of them are doing life so they don't really care)





You don't take no disrespect in state prison even if it means you gonna get your ass beat hard because once you for example give this guy your food, everybody will be watching and next day everybody's gonna take your food.
BUT

In federal prison it ways different people are walking with coffee mugs, choosing what types of food they wanna eat, clean fresh cells , fresh new clothes (bacon, Cheese, eggs this and that Heck they even got soda dispensers) and there's overall way less violence
 
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how would this guy fare in prison

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ain't nobody wants a feminine looking guy in prison
 
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You gonna get your cheeks busted or wig split maybe even get killed for simply just switching the channel on the TV when people are watching or just smiling for no reason like a retard in State prison especially maximum security prison.

or maybe you stink or fart in your cell and your celie is going to get your wigs split, and there are many little reasons why you will get beat up. Some might even get killed for simply asking a guy for his food.

and there's cheek busters or booty bandits trying to get your booty any chance they get maybe you owe them something and you didn't pay back they will knock you out and go up in your butthole put koolaid on your lips and make you their bitch basically (Some of them are doing life so they don't really care)





You don't take no disrespect in state prison even if it means you gonna get your ass beat hard because once you for example give this guy your food, everybody will be watching and next day everybody's gonna take your food.
BUT

In federal prison it ways different people are walking with coffee mugs, choosing what types of food they wanna eat, clean fresh cells , fresh new clothes (bacon, Cheese, eggs this and that Heck they even got soda dispensers) and there's overall way less violence

Yo what’s the black mf talking about. Did he rape chocolate thunder or some shit. Or are they just threatening each other.
 
Yo what’s the black mf talking about. Did he rape chocolate thunder or some shit. Or are they just threatening each other.
no Chocolate thunder had double life and he knew he wouldn't see any female ever in his life so he ended up busting other inamate's cheeks
 
no Chocolate thunder had double life and he knew he wouldn't see any female ever in his life so he ended up busting other inamate's cheeks
Is that guy chocolate thunder or is the nigga he’s threatening chocolate thunder.
 
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Is that guy chocolate thunder or is the nigga he’s threatening chocolate thunder.
no chocolate thunder is whole different guy hes telling a story about it ain't none of them
 
You gonna get your cheeks busted or wig split maybe even get killed for simply just switching the channel on the TV when people are watching or just smiling for no reason like a retard in State prison especially maximum security prison.

or maybe you stink or fart in your cell and your celie is going to get your wigs split, and there are many little reasons why you will get beat up. Some might even get killed for simply asking a guy for his food.

and there's cheek busters or booty bandits trying to get your booty any chance they get maybe you owe them something and you didn't pay back they will knock you out and go up in your butthole put koolaid on your lips and make you their bitch basically (Some of them are doing life so they don't really care)





You don't take no disrespect in state prison even if it means you gonna get your ass beat hard because once you for example give this guy your food, everybody will be watching and next day everybody's gonna take your food.
BUT

In federal prison it ways different people are walking with coffee mugs, choosing what types of food they wanna eat, clean fresh cells , fresh new clothes (bacon, Cheese, eggs this and that Heck they even got soda dispensers) and there's overall way less violence

It's not so bad if you're not stupid. Of course you can't be giving up your food or anything else. And fighting is a givin. You will fight at some point. It's not so bad.

Get used to being hungry until you've learned the ropes (don't borrow from anyone thinking you can pay back later). Only an idiot would change the channel in a common room full of lifers and gangs bangers, so duh. Yes, smiling can be a bitch move.

Most importantly respect and acknowledge everyone until you learn which inmates not to be giving to respect to (child hurters and whatnot). It's not a cowardly thing to say "excuse me" when you bump into someone or whatever.

Oh yeah, if a child molester is put in the cell with you need to make them leave. Tell them to roll out by the next day. If they refuse then you must, absolutely must, beat the ever living fuck out of them. If they're bigger than you then you gotta ambush them with a lock in a sock or whatever.
 
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It's not so bad if you're not stupid. Of course you can't be giving up your food or anything else. And fighting is a givin. You will fight at some point. It's not so bad.

Get used to being hungry until you've learned the ropes (don't borrow from anyone thinking you can pay back later). Only an idiot would change the channel in a common room full of lifers and gangs bangers, so duh. Yes, smiling can be a bitch move.

Most importantly respect and acknowledge everyone until you learn which inmates not to be giving to respect to (child hurters and whatnot). It's not a cowardly thing to say "excuse me" when you bump into someone or whatever.

Oh yeah, if a child molester is put in the cell with you need to make them leave. Tell them to roll out by the next day. If they refuse then you must, absolutely must, beat the ever living fuck out of them. If they're bigger than you then you gotta ambush them with a lock in a sock or whatever.
yeah you either have to kill chomo yourself or kick him and tell others about him
 
yeah you either have to kill chomo yourself or kick him and tell others about him
Well most likely everybody else is already gonna know about him. But you living with him will make you look very very bad yourself even if your paperwork is solid.
 
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there is zero reason to keep violent recidivists alive. complete waste of money and resources that could be better used on humans and human endeavors and allow the prisons to have more space to handle the first time or low level criminal retards. people who argue against the death penalty are braindead
 
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