pro tips for jobs

[Baeseth]

lie lie lie on ur resume makeup fake jobs, fake people if u have too

I said I worked at my Uni for my professor for a year and who tf are they gonna call to verify? I’ll just show them my student ID

Fake references, fake supervisors, fake managers give them your best friends phone number say it was your Boss have them glaze you m

Never ever tell the truth basically never ever say anything that can be taken negative you are always overqualified for every job u apply too

If your really good at conversation skills with people you can come up with lies and fake stories on the spot for example I had a phone interview for today for one of 10 random managerial jobs I applied for and they asked me my college experience (Never graduated) I just lied about going to the closest university and they got me a second round interview

While yes some companies will verify your lies that’s where photoshop, gemini AI, and picsart will save your life I did uber for a year and never had valid documents for my insurance or license so guess what I AI generated them

 

[iblamemyhabits]

Just Be a Larper

 

[𝔻𝕠𝕨𝕟𝕨𝕒𝕣𝕕𝕘𝕣𝕠𝕨𝕥𝕙𝕔𝕖𝕝]

Tbh idk I’ll never work a day in my life anyway

 

[registerfasterusing]

lie lie lie on ur resume makeup fake jobs, fake people if u have too

I said I worked at my Uni for my professor for a year and who tf are they gonna call to verify? I’ll just show them my student ID

Fake references, fake supervisors, fake managers give them your best friends phone number say it was your Boss have them glaze you m

Never ever tell the truth basically never ever say anything that can be taken negative you are always overqualified for every job u apply too

If your really good at conversation skills with people you can come up with lies and fake stories on the spot for example I had a phone interview for today for one of 10 random managerial jobs I applied for and they asked me my college experience (Never graduated) I just lied about going to the closest university and they got me a second round interview

While yes some companies will verify your lies that’s where photoshop, gemini AI, and picsart will save your life I did uber for a year and never had valid documents for my insurance or license so guess what I AI generated them

yes lie about everything Whatre they gonna dk