probabilitymaxxing is the cheat code to life

[Mogger2000]

scared of eternal hell? Just use probability to approximate that this is extremely unlikely relative to 60 year lifespan

scared you'll never become rich? Use law of large numbers to notice that after enough approaches you will eventually land a rich foid. If too ugly for juice to be worth the squeeze, save up money for high ROI surgeries that are most likely (probabilistically) to ascend you and not descend you

its all probability at the end of the day

 

[italianltn]

Underrated, surprised no one else has talked about this.

This has to be paired with some minimum of effort though, or else you'll be a procrastinating copingcel.

 

[Taylors_Lil_Ethnic]

scared of eternal hell? Just use probability to approximate that this is extremely unlikely relative to 60 year lifespan

scared you'll never become rich? Use law of large numbers to notice that after enough approaches you will eventually land a rich foid. If too ugly for juice to be worth the squeeze, save up money for high ROI surgeries that are most likely (probabilistically) to ascend you and not descend you

its all probability at the end of the day

whats the probability you give me 100$ rn?

 

[Souleth]

Yeah man, those who who study probability and statistics