PROOF @asdvek HAS A SMALL COCK (GTFIH)

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Allow me to explain.. :feelshmm:

It's known within this community that short men usually inflate their actual height, for example a 5'10in (177cm) guy claiming 6'2in (187cm)

This is congruent to how little dick men behave. They inflate their length in discussions, and always feel the need to bring up their penis. :lul:

I introduce you to @asdvek .

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He has once written an entire thread fantasizing over what life would be if he were to have a big cock :ROFLMAO:

But that's not all.. :ogre:

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Here he is again, rambling about his imaginary penis, and it gets worse...

In the replies, he got outted for being a loser who sent a fake penis to other men :lul:

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His response? "Muh I sent on 4chan too" -- doesn't even explain why it's on a gay porn site :forcedsmile:

But there's more...

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Pay attention to here where he says the results of jelqing are permanent...

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Then he claims he has a 8.5 inch dick :lul:

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Now here is modern day asdvek, claiming his dick is 7 inches, and contradicting his aforementioned claim that jelqing results are perma? :ROFLMAO:

He's a fucking liar, and certainly never had a 8.5 inch penis, and I doubt he even has a 7 inch cock currently..

I believe he over inflates his penis status, to fuel his shallow ego :forcedsmile:

Which is why I'm challenging @asdvek to prove himself.

If your cock is as big as you claim, go on a live video call with me and show me your penis.

A ruler and a note with the word "asdvek" will be required.

If you prove me right, I'll withdraw my stance, and I'll formally request a week ban from the forum as an apology for ever questioning your status.

If @asdvek declines, he'll forever be a loser penis larper on this forum. :lul: And he shouldn't at all be hesitant on doing it, since he was open to "sharing" his penis on 4chan and God knows where before.

Thank you for reading.
 
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inb4 DNR :feelshmm:
 
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Made an entire ass thread about another man

This nigga did full in-depth research about my cock

For context yes I admit I larped about it being 8.5 inches. That's pretty much an impossible size to have. It's statistically impossible.

That was back in 2024. I don't larp anymore.

I used to do PE, yeah, but I haven't in a while now. My current size is around 7.0-7.2 inches which is pretty decent IMO.
 
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High iq and funny post
 
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Made an entire ass thread about another man

This nigga did full in-depth research about my cock

For context yes I admit I larped about it being 8.5 inches. That's pretty much an impossible size to have. It's statistically impossible.

That was back in 2024. I don't larp anymore.

I used to do PE, yeah, but I haven't in a while now. My current size is around 7.0-7.2 inches which is pretty decent IMO.
Send proof or dnr
 
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this is entire thread is just @iownvetements trying to see @asdvek ‘s cock jfl.

if you wanted to see it that badly all you had to do was ask Im sure asdvek is a kind man :lul:
 
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this is entire thread is just @iownvetements trying to see @asdvek ‘s cock jfl.

if you wanted to see it that badly all you had to do was ask Im sure asdvek is a kind man :lul:
No, I'm exposing a liar, who has a small cock. :feelshah:
 
Allow me to explain.. :feelshmm:

It's known within this community that short men usually inflate their actual height, for example a 5'10in (177cm) guy claiming 6'2in (187cm)

This is congruent to how little dick men behave. They inflate their length in discussions, and always feel the need to bring up their penis. :lul:

I introduce you to @asdvek .

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He has once written an entire thread fantasizing over what life would be if he were to have a big cock :ROFLMAO:

But that's not all.. :ogre:

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Here he is again, rambling about his imaginary penis, and it gets worse...

In the replies, he got outted for being a loser who sent a fake penis to other men :lul:

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His response? "Muh I sent on 4chan too" -- doesn't even explain why it's on a gay porn site :forcedsmile:

But there's more...

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Pay attention to here where he says the results of jelqing are permanent...

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Then he claims he has a 8.5 inch dick :lul:

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Now here is modern day asdvek, claiming his dick is 7 inches, and contradicting his aforementioned claim that jelqing results are perma? :ROFLMAO:

He's a fucking liar, and certainly never had a 8.5 inch penis, and I doubt he even has a 7 inch cock currently..

I believe he over inflates his penis status, to fuel his shallow ego :forcedsmile:

Which is why I'm challenging @asdvek to prove himself.

If your cock is as big as you claim, go on a live video call with me and show me your penis.

A ruler and a note with the word "asdvek" will be required.

If you prove me right, I'll withdraw my stance, and I'll formally request a week ban from the forum as an apology for ever questioning your status.

If @asdvek declines, he'll forever be a loser penis larper on this forum. :lul: And he shouldn't at all be hesitant on doing it, since he was open to "sharing" his penis on 4chan and God knows where before.

Thank you for reading.
No need for all that. I belive you
 
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OPERATION EXPOSE ASDVEK = TOTAL SUCCESS :feelshmm:
 
assdvek is the one of the biggest larpers on here, second to that guy that fantasizes about having sex wtih 6'6 WASP Chads
 
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assdvek is the one of the biggest larpers on here, second to that guy that fantasizes about having sex wtih 6'6 WASP Chads
I don't larp about anything
 
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All that just to say you want to see his dick
 
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