Proof that my cock has more worth than the entire country of Ukraine

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If you can weigh who has done more good for the world;

My dick or Ukraine

My dick has done more. It has fucked pussy and made it cum, it has made me happy, it has the power to bring life to this planet.

Also, my cock is the only reason I haven’t killed myself, if I lost my dick I’d go insane and kill someone.

And what has Ukraine done for this world? What good has come from that shithole? Was Muhammad Ali born there? Was Albert Einstein born there? Was the garden of eden planted there?

What major event has happened in Ukraine? For all I know that land is a fairytale.

Yet my cock has done major things. It has fucked, it has made children, it has done multiple good things.

So in that way, my penis is better than the entire Ukraine
 
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Whole world is crying for muh Ukraine but I don't see anyone crying for your dick
 
Whole world is crying for muh Ukraine but I don't see anyone crying for your dick
Because these sluts are brain dead and I hope Putin blasts the fuck out of them with a nuclear bomb while my cock gets sucked
 
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My penis revolutionised microscope technology They literally had to advance microscopes that would zoom past the barrier of atoms just so they could finally see my penis
 
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If you can weigh who has done more good for the world;

My dick or Ukraine

My dick has done more. It has fucked pussy and made it cum, it has made me happy, it has the power to bring life to this planet.

Also, my cock is the only reason I haven’t killed myself, if I lost my dick I’d go insane and kill someone.

And what has Ukraine done for this world? What good has come from that shithole? Was Muhammad Ali born there? Was Albert Einstein born there? Was the garden of eden planted there?

What major event has happened in Ukraine? For all I know that land is a fairytale.

Yet my cock has done major things. It has fucked, it has made children, it has done multiple good things.

So in that way, my penis is better than the entire Ukraine
u have kids:feelskek:
 
My penis revolutionised microscope technology They literally had to advance microscopes that would zoom past the barrier of atoms just so they could finally see my penis
Thank you for contributing to the advancement of science
 
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u have kids:feelskek:
No but my girl may be pregnant tbh

My cum must be strong as fuck. She got birth control and my cum still tears that shit down. My cum must be Russia cuz it’s waging war on that pussy :what:
 
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No but my girl may be pregnant tbh

My cum must be strong as fuck. She got birth control and my cum still tears that shit down. My cum must be Russia cuz it’s waging war on that pussy :what:
that kid is gonna come out incel cause his/her/trannyselfs dad is a dark triad psychopath who cant feel love for his children nor their mother
 
Bro Ukraine is a beautiful but poor country the size of Texas it exports wheet fertilizer has a booming information technology sectors
And also defence manufacturing ship and aviation hub

It's also a great place for cheap medical degrees for third world students

Ukraine women are the most beautiful in the world and
 

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