qwertynineofive
Cool hand in a cruel world.
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Last night I was out celebrating my roommate's 21st birthday at a bar when I had two annoying 18 year old guys talking to me at one stage. They were spouting brainrot nonsense for a lot of the conversation but at one stage they said something along the lines of...
"gotta facepull to get some pussy brah".
My brain did a double take for a second. I just asked in return... "What's that?", only to have one of them perform a shitty thumbpulling demonstration in the middle of this fucking bar.
Now these guys were both beyond saving. Not super ugly or anything but destined to be ltn for life.
But I just couldn't believe that they knew about facepulling as a concept. Like that shit gave me flashbacks to being 16, biting down on a leather belt looped around my doorway pullup bar and letting my bodyweight put upward force on my midface to cause more upswing jfl.
I suppose I just still can't get over hearing dudes in college say "mog", "barrett" and "positive canthal tilt"
The minute I hear someone refer to an "orbital box osteotomy" I'm fucking killing myself.
"gotta facepull to get some pussy brah".
My brain did a double take for a second. I just asked in return... "What's that?", only to have one of them perform a shitty thumbpulling demonstration in the middle of this fucking bar.
Now these guys were both beyond saving. Not super ugly or anything but destined to be ltn for life.
But I just couldn't believe that they knew about facepulling as a concept. Like that shit gave me flashbacks to being 16, biting down on a leather belt looped around my doorway pullup bar and letting my bodyweight put upward force on my midface to cause more upswing jfl.
I suppose I just still can't get over hearing dudes in college say "mog", "barrett" and "positive canthal tilt"
The minute I hear someone refer to an "orbital box osteotomy" I'm fucking killing myself.