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So I know people here really don't want me to address the elephant in the room, but it's gotta be done. If it wasn't me someone else would have inevitably come along and made a similar thread. This has been a long time coming. Don't come on this thread and act all surprised. Anyways, without further ado.......

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Justin Timberlake, often reffered to as Jay-Timb, is in a league of his own. This dude is like the Rodney Mullen of the PSL community. He's so good looking that nobody on here wants to acknowledge his existance.

Jay-Timb can't be compared to other "gods" in the PSL community such a David Gandi, Masi Oka, Chico Lachowski, or Edward Furlong. The reason for this is fairly simple to understand. Jay-Timb's one of those few people, kind of like the opposite of a burn victim, that cannot really be placed on any scale pertaining to aesthetics.

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Let's dissect...

Jay-Timb's Pheno:

* Perfectly Accelerated Downward Growth
* High Cranial Vault
* Protruding Maxilla
* Super Nintendo
* 120 Degree Gonial Angle
* Hunter Eyes
* Best Lower 3rd Anyone Has Ever Seen (admit it)
* Bones That Only Everybody Could Love (including your mother)

If you're honest with yourself you'll accept that nobody has ever, and nobody will ever, come close to looking as good as Jay-Timb. We all know it guys. The game is ruined. The guy's completely unstoppable.

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Like it or not he's taking the entertainment industry by storm. It's only a matter of time before we can no longer avoid talking about him in the PSL community. Jay-Timb is here to stay. We can either submit to his greatness and let the discussions flow or keep coping by refusing to talk about him, pretending as if he doesn't already mog evryone else to oblivion.

Tagging the bros

@luljankybo
@mogstar
@vanilla
@GamerCel
@AscendingHero
@Gestapo
@eyes
@softlysoftly
@Dystopian
@BugeyeBigNoseCurry
@RecessedChinCel
@paancake2022
@vaninskybird
 
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mgk mogs
 
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Pitt mogs
 
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no he looks liek shit stop this cope jfl
 
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absolutely bait yet people are still biting
 
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HTN with status halo
 
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Lmao who hacked James account?
 
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you got me at "tagging the bros"
 
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JT was lusted on nearly as much as JB in their respective eras, so you have to give credit where it's due.
 
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Yeah he was good looking especially in the 2000s when he made bringing sexy back and made that one movie I seen in the theater with my x wife.
 
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But he ended up getting with a ugly bitch
 
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why wasn't I tagged james?
 
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ron perlman mogs him hard
 
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Not a psl god, but had pretty boy game when young and aged well. If not for his status halo now, if you saw him in the street you'd think "there goes that guy that runs the warhammer store" while clutching your children (his jaw has pedo vibes)
 

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