pulled blonde htb cold approach (rate my rizz)

[confirmgy]

tbh this was probably the best cold approach i've ever done, tho theres definitely room for improvement...

please give feedback...

the story:
- me and my friends went to the pub (weatherspoons) if your from the uk you probably know it
- on the train there I came up with a new rizz method which I call "birthday roulette" (more on that later)
- we had a few drinks so I was low inhib
- then some bitch from school came up to me and started beefing me because I called her a "fat ugly hoe" on instagram DMs
- then me and my friends sat down
- thats when i noticed my target: blonde htb sitting with two friends on the table next to us
- luckily the slot machines are right next to our tables
- i put a tenner in the slot machine roulette and lose my money all the way down to £3

*THIS IS WHEN THE RIZZ BEGINS*

- i went to the blonde girls table and said "we're getting fucked by roulette and its your job to save us, whats day of the month were you born?"
- blonde girl says the 31st (bingo)
- i put £1 on number 31
- the ball misses and this repeats to me losing all £3 since i did the same with the other two girls at the table
- then i said "this is the worst day of my life"
- i cant remember what she said but i replied "well now you owe me £3 but ill let you off if you buy me a drink"
- then the three girls all laugh and they say in a shocked way "WE need to buy YOU a drink"
- then i say "yeah you guys lost me so much money so lets put some tables next to each other if your gonna pay me back"
- then one of them says "okay lets do it"
- me and a couple friends sit down next to them and i put my chair next to blondie
- we talk for like 20 mins and mine and blondies legs kept touching and the last 10 mins they were firmly against each others
- at one point i made a joke and she did that thing where she lurches forwards laughing and kinda claws at my tshirt

*THIS IS WHEN I SECURE IT*
- i had to go home early since i was going on holiday the next day (im now on the holiday)
- therefore my friend whispered in my ear to try his pickup line which is so shit but i did it anyway
- i said "im thinking of a colour red or black and if you get it wrong you have to give me your snap"
- she said red and i said oops wrong colour
- then she laughed and put her snap in my phone and i left (shouldve at least hugged her goodbye but who cares)
- she also followed me on insta which i didnt even give her and her insta account has a black pfp and only 150 followers which means shes probably high purity

I still haven't texted her yet, i crba but I can at least send proof of her adding me back if anyone calls this "tales"

OH YEAH, REMEMBER THE BITCH FROM SCHOOL WHO WAS BEEFING ME? I DID THIS IN FRONT OF HER SO FUCK YOU MAKEUPCEL

 

[eㅤㅤ]

*THIS IS WHEN THE RIZZ BEGINS*

 

[confirmgy]

*THIS IS WHEN THE RIZZ BEGINS*

can a nigga just use unsophisticated vocabulary

 

[RJ_ascends]

tbh this was probably the best cold approach i've ever done, tho theres definitely room for improvement...

please give feedback...

the story:
- me and my friends went to the pub (weatherspoons) if your from the uk you probably know it
- on the train there I came up with a new rizz method which I call "birthday roulette" (more on that later)
- we had a few drinks so I was low inhib
- then some bitch from school came up to me and started beefing me because I called her a "fat ugly hoe" on instagram DMs
- then me and my friends sat down
- thats when i noticed my target: blonde htb sitting with two friends on the table next to us
- luckily the slot machines are right next to our tables
- i put a tenner in the slot machine roulette and lose my money all the way down to £3

*THIS IS WHEN THE RIZZ BEGINS*

- i went to the blonde girls table and said "we're getting fucked by roulette and its your job to save us, whats day of the month were you born?"
- blonde girl says the 31st (bingo)
- i put £1 on number 31
- the ball misses and this repeats to me losing all £3 since i did the same with the other two girls at the table
- then i said "this is the worst day of my life"
- i cant remember what she said but i replied "well now you owe me £3 but ill let you off if you buy me a drink"
- then the three girls all laugh and they say in a shocked way "WE need to buy YOU a drink"
- then i say "yeah you guys lost me so much money so lets put some tables next to each other if your gonna pay me back"
- then one of them says "okay lets do it"
- me and a couple friends sit down next to them and i put my chair next to blondie
- we talk for like 20 mins and mine and blondies legs kept touching and the last 10 mins they were firmly against each others
- at one point i made a joke and she did that thing where she lurches forwards laughing and kinda claws at my tshirt

*THIS IS WHEN I SECURE IT*
- i had to go home early since i was going on holiday the next day (im now on the holiday)
- therefore my friend whispered in my ear to try his pickup line which is so shit but i did it anyway
- i said "im thinking of a colour red or black and if you get it wrong you have to give me your snap"
- she said red and i said oops wrong colour
- then she laughed and put her snap in my phone and i left (shouldve at least hugged her goodbye but who cares)
- she also followed me on insta which i didnt even give her and her insta account has a black pfp and only 150 followers which means shes probably high purity

I still haven't texted her yet, i crba but I can at least send proof of her adding me back if anyone calls this "tales"

OH YEAH, REMEMBER THE BITCH FROM SCHOOL WHO WAS BEEFING ME? I DID THIS IN FRONT OF HER SO FUCK YOU MAKEUPCEL

FINAL PART OF THE STORY:
"The alarm sounded and I woke up "

 

[Daniel Larpson JR]

Dnr

 

[fallen442]

⅓ chance to get sa allegations everytime someone goes up to a girl, consider yourself lucky

 

[confirmgy]

FINAL PART OF THE STORY:
"The alarm sounded and I woke up "

kys nigga this is the proudest moment of my life, i was the shortest in the group who went to the pub im barely 5'10. also im pushing hmtn on a good day. they call me the destroyer of hypergamy

 

[confirmgy]

⅓ chance to get sa allegations everytime someone goes up to a girl, consider yourself lucky

only if your subhuman or ethnic

 

[RJ_ascends]

kys nigga this is the proudest moment of my life, i was the shortest in the group who went to the pub im barely 5'10. also im pushing hmtn on a good day. they call me the destroyer of hypergamy

"Yeah bro i have so many fun experiences in real life, that's why I make sure to spend 1 hour of my life typing stories on an incel forum"

 

[fallen442]

only if your subhuman or ethnic

*ltn and ethnic

 

[Gen1leman]

tbh this was probably the best cold approach i've ever done, tho theres definitely room for improvement...

please give feedback...

the story:
- me and my friends went to the pub (weatherspoons) if your from the uk you probably know it
- on the train there I came up with a new rizz method which I call "birthday roulette" (more on that later)
- we had a few drinks so I was low inhib
- then some bitch from school came up to me and started beefing me because I called her a "fat ugly hoe" on instagram DMs
- then me and my friends sat down
- thats when i noticed my target: blonde htb sitting with two friends on the table next to us
- luckily the slot machines are right next to our tables
- i put a tenner in the slot machine roulette and lose my money all the way down to £3

*THIS IS WHEN THE RIZZ BEGINS*

- i went to the blonde girls table and said "we're getting fucked by roulette and its your job to save us, whats day of the month were you born?"
- blonde girl says the 31st (bingo)
- i put £1 on number 31
- the ball misses and this repeats to me losing all £3 since i did the same with the other two girls at the table
- then i said "this is the worst day of my life"
- i cant remember what she said but i replied "well now you owe me £3 but ill let you off if you buy me a drink"
- then the three girls all laugh and they say in a shocked way "WE need to buy YOU a drink"
- then i say "yeah you guys lost me so much money so lets put some tables next to each other if your gonna pay me back"
- then one of them says "okay lets do it"
- me and a couple friends sit down next to them and i put my chair next to blondie
- we talk for like 20 mins and mine and blondies legs kept touching and the last 10 mins they were firmly against each others
- at one point i made a joke and she did that thing where she lurches forwards laughing and kinda claws at my tshirt

*THIS IS WHEN I SECURE IT*
- i had to go home early since i was going on holiday the next day (im now on the holiday)
- therefore my friend whispered in my ear to try his pickup line which is so shit but i did it anyway
- i said "im thinking of a colour red or black and if you get it wrong you have to give me your snap"
- she said red and i said oops wrong colour
- then she laughed and put her snap in my phone and i left (shouldve at least hugged her goodbye but who cares)
- she also followed me on insta which i didnt even give her and her insta account has a black pfp and only 150 followers which means shes probably high purity

I still haven't texted her yet, i crba but I can at least send proof of her adding me back if anyone calls this "tales"

OH YEAH, REMEMBER THE BITCH FROM SCHOOL WHO WAS BEEFING ME? I DID THIS IN FRONT OF HER SO FUCK YOU MAKEUPCEL

Cl true theory

 

[confirmgy]

"Yeah bro i have so many fun experiences in real life, that's why I make sure to spend 1 hour of my life typing stories on an incel forum"

look at my join date and posts. im not a rotter like most people here

 

[confirmgy]

Cl true theory

if only

 

[RJ_ascends]

look at my join date and posts. im not a rotter like most people here

ok but u make long high quality posts. i just shitpost (yesterday i gained 400 posts in 1 hour cuz i was arguing in 3 threads at the same time)

 

[confirmgy]

ok but u make long high quality posts. i just shitpost (yesterday i gained 400 posts in 1 hour cuz i was arguing in 3 threads at the same time)

exactly. i usually dont argue online unless its in one of my own threads. its so pointless, i dont think anyones mind has ever been changed about anything in all of history by an online argument. also this is the forum that helped me escape LTN so i have to give back yk

 

[RJ_ascends]

exactly. i usually dont argue online unless its in one of my own threads. its so pointless, i dont think anyones mind has ever been changed about anything in all of history by an online argument. also this is the forum that helped me escape LTN so i have to give back yk

Bro im just bored wtf am i supposed to do if my best friends are all on vacation / doing some volunteer project over the summer

 

[WhatsaMaxiIIla]

tbh this was probably the best cold approach i've ever done, tho theres definitely room for improvement...

please give feedback...

the story:
- me and my friends went to the pub (weatherspoons) if your from the uk you probably know it
- on the train there I came up with a new rizz method which I call "birthday roulette" (more on that later)
- we had a few drinks so I was low inhib
- then some bitch from school came up to me and started beefing me because I called her a "fat ugly hoe" on instagram DMs
- then me and my friends sat down
- thats when i noticed my target: blonde htb sitting with two friends on the table next to us
- luckily the slot machines are right next to our tables
- i put a tenner in the slot machine roulette and lose my money all the way down to £3

*THIS IS WHEN THE RIZZ BEGINS*

- i went to the blonde girls table and said "we're getting fucked by roulette and its your job to save us, whats day of the month were you born?"
- blonde girl says the 31st (bingo)
- i put £1 on number 31
- the ball misses and this repeats to me losing all £3 since i did the same with the other two girls at the table
- then i said "this is the worst day of my life"
- i cant remember what she said but i replied "well now you owe me £3 but ill let you off if you buy me a drink"
- then the three girls all laugh and they say in a shocked way "WE need to buy YOU a drink"
- then i say "yeah you guys lost me so much money so lets put some tables next to each other if your gonna pay me back"
- then one of them says "okay lets do it"
- me and a couple friends sit down next to them and i put my chair next to blondie
- we talk for like 20 mins and mine and blondies legs kept touching and the last 10 mins they were firmly against each others
- at one point i made a joke and she did that thing where she lurches forwards laughing and kinda claws at my tshirt

*THIS IS WHEN I SECURE IT*
- i had to go home early since i was going on holiday the next day (im now on the holiday)
- therefore my friend whispered in my ear to try his pickup line which is so shit but i did it anyway
- i said "im thinking of a colour red or black and if you get it wrong you have to give me your snap"
- she said red and i said oops wrong colour
- then she laughed and put her snap in my phone and i left (shouldve at least hugged her goodbye but who cares)
- she also followed me on insta which i didnt even give her and her insta account has a black pfp and only 150 followers which means shes probably high purity

I still haven't texted her yet, i crba but I can at least send proof of her adding me back if anyone calls this "tales"

OH YEAH, REMEMBER THE BITCH FROM SCHOOL WHO WAS BEEFING ME? I DID THIS IN FRONT OF HER SO FUCK YOU MAKEUPCEL

 

[confirmgy]

Bro im just bored wtf am i supposed to do if my best friends are all on vacation / doing some volunteer project over the summer

im the one on vacation this time. its just a family vacation tho so its not like i can do anything during the night. thats how i have time to make this post. also ur friend's gay for volunteering. if your gonna slave at least be a wageslave