PULLED OVER A BITCH FOR A DUI AND WE FUCKED IN MY CRUISER (GTFIH!) (NOT LARP)

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So it was late at night and I, (6'6, 250lbs, State Trooper, Chad Thundercock Pheno), see this Nissan Altima swerving around on an empty road. I turn on my lights of my Ford Explorer and pull the car over. I walk up to the car and my monster cock likes what it sees. HTB, slutty, blonde, whore in the vehicle. I ask for her licence and registration and she gives it to me.
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"How many drinks have you had tonight Ma'am?", I powerfully question her. "J-just like two or three sir," she replied in her hot feminine voice. She was obviously giga drunk and she was slurring her words. I make her get out the car and she does some field sobriety tests. I instruct her to walk in a straight line and then walk back. She starts walking and then falls to the side clumsily while grabbing onto my cock to catch herself.
"oops, that's a big baton you got right there officer...". I try to stay calm but my 8.5x6 NBP monster cock is already waking up. DOWN BOY DOWN! :feelswhy:
I then make her follow my finger with her eyes as I move it from side to side. Her eyes keep glancing down at my dick and she keeps biting her lip. Her tits are so fucking big I also had a "hard" time focusing
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My body cams pov except her tits are bigger and her face is HTB+ :aheago: . I keep my cool though and act professional. She says "Is there anything I can do sir? My dad would kill me if I got a DUI. I'll do anything." At this point I start becoming rock hard which attracts her eyes like a magnet. I give in. I swiftly turn my body cam off and say dominantly "Get in the back of my cruiser and blow the breathalyzer," (my cock). We get in and the second the door closes she turns into a feral animal. She unzips my pants with lighting speed and starts DEEPTHROATING my monster cock, gagging and moaning "it's so big sir." I don't know how she took it so well, other girls usually choke on it and stop :feelswhy: . I pull out my taser and taze her with it so she goes giga fast while spazzing on my dick. I pull down her panties revealing her perfect ass and slap that shit while she's sucking the soul out of me. I then use my handcuffs to cuff her to the backseat and start delivering some back breaking thrusts which shook the whole car. Dispatch called me through radio and I said "10-4... Just taking care of some business...". I blasted gallons of thick gooey nut all over my patrol vehicle. Said bye to the bitch and had to take my car to the carwash so my supervisor wouldn't get suspicious :lul:.
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Can't believe I got away with it. Shit like this happens pretty frequently when you're a chad thunder cock pheno cop. Still have lip stick on my dick :lul:

In B4:
-dnr
-larp
-tales
-tales from Mumbai
- schizo ramblings

Tagging high t slayers who also experience these events @acm @irrumator praetor @discord m0d.
 
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Your life experiences really inspire me to do good in life
 
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dnr+larp+tales+tales from Mumbai+schizo ramblings
 
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I highly encourage you to post your stories late at night when greys are offline and all the dudes looking forward to NSFW megathreads are wide awake.

That’s how you got your most infamous thread and you know exactly why.
 
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W thread king, once again a very relatable story for us high T WASP robust prettyboy chadlites
 
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She starts walking and then falls to the side clumsily while grabbing onto my cock to catch herself.
"oops, that's a big baton you got right there officer...". I try to stay calm but my 8.5x6 NBP monster cock is already waking up. DOWN BOY DOWN!
:lul::lul::lul::lul::lul:
 
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So it was late at night and I, (6'6, 250lbs, State Trooper, Chad Thundercock Pheno), see this Nissan Altima swerving around on an empty road. I turn on my lights of my Ford Explorer and pull the car over. I walk up to the car and my monster cock likes what it sees. HTB, slutty, blonde, whore in the vehicle. I ask for her licence and registration and she gives it to me.
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"How many drinks have you had tonight Ma'am?", I powerfully question her. "J-just like two or three sir," she replied in her hot feminine voice. She was obviously giga drunk and she was slurring her words. I make her get out the car and she does some field sobriety tests. I instruct her to walk in a straight line and then walk back. She starts walking and then falls to the side clumsily while grabbing onto my cock to catch herself.
"oops, that's a big baton you got right there officer...". I try to stay calm but my 8.5x6 NBP monster cock is already waking up. DOWN BOY DOWN! :feelswhy:
I then make her follow my finger with her eyes as I move it from side to side. Her eyes keep glancing down at my dick and she keeps biting her lip. Her tits are so fucking big I also had a "hard" time focusing
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My body cams pov except her tits are bigger and her face is HTB+ :aheago: . I keep my cool though and act professional. She says "Is there anything I can do sir? My dad would kill me if I got a DUI. I'll do anything." At this point I start becoming rock hard which attracts her eyes like a magnet. I give in. I swiftly turn my body cam off and say dominantly "Get in the back of my cruiser and blow the breathalyzer," (my cock). We get in and the second the door closes she turns into a feral animal. She unzips my pants with lighting speed and starts DEEPTHROATING my monster cock, gagging and moaning "it's so big sir." I don't know how she took it so well, other girls usually choke on it and stop :feelswhy: . I pull out my taser and taze her with it so she goes giga fast while spazzing on my dick. I pull down her panties revealing her perfect ass and slap that shit while she's sucking the soul out of me. I then use my handcuffs to cuff her to the backseat and start delivering some back breaking thrusts which shook the whole car. Dispatch called me through radio and I said "10-4... Just taking care of some business...". I blasted gallons of thick gooey nut all over my patrol vehicle. Said bye to the bitch and had to take my car to the carwash so my supervisor wouldn't get suspicious :lul:.
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Can't believe I got away with it. Shit like this happens pretty frequently when you're a chad thunder cock pheno cop. Still have lip stick on my dick :lul:

In B4:
-dnr
-larp
-tales
-tales from Mumbai
- schizo ramblings

Tagging high t slayers who also experience these events @acm @irrumator praetor @discord m0d.
tales from fucking brazzers
 
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im abt to go to sleep. thank you for the bedtime story
 
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yeah that sounds like a larp to me.
 
@se1ank thread high iq
 
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