BigJimsWornOutTires
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Now if you're wondering, "Gee, Big Jim, what's the deal with these Pussy Shakes? Do they really work?"
Absofuckinglutely!
What you need:
First. Spray some Drakkar on the neck and hair. A touch on the belly. Next, mix the ingredients and drink. Finally, pump up your 3+ years of strength training muscles and wear a tight shirt and jeans then head off to wherever you choose to go. Grocery store - shopping - a downtown area - beach - jogging/walking trail. Fuck the gyms. That's where you work your body. Not your penis. Keep work and pussy separate. The pussy will come to you in a form of a smile - fanning oneself off with her hand - or chatter introduction. For example, say if you're in a grocery store, she'll walk up to you and say, "I know you don't work here, but do you know where the wine is?"
Then you say, "Ugh. Boogers. I'm a big dummy. I don't even know where I'm at right now."
"Jackpot!" She'll celebrate to herself and shortly later, you'll be dick deep inside some wet dripping pussy.
Absofuckinglutely!
What you need:
- Blender
- Whey protein
- Strawberries
- Banana
- A kick of Kratom
- Probiotics
- Prebiotics
- Green Superfoods
- Amino Acids
- Honey
- Whole Milk (or sub with premier protein (any flavor))
First. Spray some Drakkar on the neck and hair. A touch on the belly. Next, mix the ingredients and drink. Finally, pump up your 3+ years of strength training muscles and wear a tight shirt and jeans then head off to wherever you choose to go. Grocery store - shopping - a downtown area - beach - jogging/walking trail. Fuck the gyms. That's where you work your body. Not your penis. Keep work and pussy separate. The pussy will come to you in a form of a smile - fanning oneself off with her hand - or chatter introduction. For example, say if you're in a grocery store, she'll walk up to you and say, "I know you don't work here, but do you know where the wine is?"
Then you say, "Ugh. Boogers. I'm a big dummy. I don't even know where I'm at right now."
"Jackpot!" She'll celebrate to herself and shortly later, you'll be dick deep inside some wet dripping pussy.