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This is a guide on how to get laid. It is an updated version of how to be successful with women in our current society. Here are the steps you need to take:
1. Don't be ugly. If you are ugly, there's no hope for you. You might as well give up before even trying. In fact, if you're ugly, you need to sit in a corner and wonder why your mom didn't have an abortion.
2. Lower your standards to half of your looks match. If you are an 8/10, go for 4/10's. 6/10, go for 3/10's. Dot dot dot.
3. Only ask out women in social circles. Do not approach in bars, clubs, or restaurants. You will get shot and will surely die.
4. Make sure she is also obese. Preferably 400 pounds or bigger (See pic below). Skinny and overweight women are never single. And are usually famous. A good rule of thumb is: more cushion for the pushin.
That is the guide on how to get laid as a man in 2022. Getting laid has never been easier. But we have gotten caught up in the Disney World fantasy of having sex with beautiful goddesses. And many men wonder why they are somehow "incels". It's because your standards are too high. Don't complain about this guide. Telling you what you NEED to hear, not what you WANT to hear! It is an honest guide for getting laid in our current world. And it works. It worked for me, and it'll work for others.
1. Don't be ugly. If you are ugly, there's no hope for you. You might as well give up before even trying. In fact, if you're ugly, you need to sit in a corner and wonder why your mom didn't have an abortion.
2. Lower your standards to half of your looks match. If you are an 8/10, go for 4/10's. 6/10, go for 3/10's. Dot dot dot.
3. Only ask out women in social circles. Do not approach in bars, clubs, or restaurants. You will get shot and will surely die.
4. Make sure she is also obese. Preferably 400 pounds or bigger (See pic below). Skinny and overweight women are never single. And are usually famous. A good rule of thumb is: more cushion for the pushin.
That is the guide on how to get laid as a man in 2022. Getting laid has never been easier. But we have gotten caught up in the Disney World fantasy of having sex with beautiful goddesses. And many men wonder why they are somehow "incels". It's because your standards are too high. Don't complain about this guide. Telling you what you NEED to hear, not what you WANT to hear! It is an honest guide for getting laid in our current world. And it works. It worked for me, and it'll work for others.