
alriodai
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18:86
Mashallah! The Holy Qur'an predicted the year in which the most popular beverage would be invented by mankind. It would be just as black in color as the cover of the Kaaba itself to pay homage. How could Mohammad SALLALLAHU ALAIHI WASALLAM, an illiterate man have known this 1266 years before its invention??
Sure, this very popular beverage is causing obesity and diabetes in the middle east but that is just helping people meet Allah sooner. It is all part of Allah's Hikma. Subhanallah!
In any case you can only attribute its sugary goodness to Allah and any possible harm associated with it is our own damn fault. This too was foretold in the Qur'an:
Qur'an 4:79:
Whatever good befalls you is from Allah and whatever evil befalls you is from yourself. We have sent you ˹O Prophet˺ as a messenger to ˹all˺ people. And Allah is sufficient as a Witness.
The verse number 18:86 matching the year of invention and the verse itself talking about dark water leaves no doubt!
Qur'an 18:86:
Until, when he reached the setting of the sun [i.e., the west], he found it [as if] setting in a body of dark water, and he found near it a people. We [i.e., Allāh] said, "O Dhul-Qarnayn, either you punish [them] or else adopt among them [a way of] goodness."
— Saheeh International

You can clearly see these Hajjis in 1953 knew about this miracle without even knowing it. Subhanallah!
Not only is Coca-Cola Allah's real zamzam for us but he also cursed Brad's Drink by sending the people who invented it astray.
Qur'an 7:178:
Whoever Allāh guides - he is the [rightly] guided; and whoever He sends astray - it is those who are the losers.
They chose to rename their drink to Pepsi-Cola in 1898. Switching from the holy letter B to the letter of the Kuffar P. This change doomed their drink to face the humiliation of always coming up short against Coke. So apropos of the Qur'an to call them losers.
Allah alludes to the taste of Pepsi in the Qur'an itself:
Qur'an 39:26:
So Allah made them taste humiliation in this worldly life, but far worse is the punishment of the Hereafter, if only they knew.
Surely, this is a sign that Pepsi tastes like humiliation. Denying the signs of Allah and preferring Pepsi over Coke is a sin that will not go unpunished:
Qur'an 4:56:
Surely those who reject Our signs, We will cast them into the Fire. Whenever their skin is burnt completely, We will replace it so they will ˹constantly˺ taste the punishment. Indeed, Allah is Almighty, All-Wise.
Who is rejecting the signs of Allah? One Kafir, Cristiano Ronaldo comes to mind:
Look how he rejects Allah's own zamzam!
The mercy that this zamzam has bestowed upon us knows no bounds. Islam has faced criticism over women not being allowed to drive in Saudi Arabia. You can't blame Saudi Arabia as Mohammad SALLALLAHU ALAIHI WASALLAM himself called women deficient in intelligence in this hadith: https://sunnah.com/bukhari:304.
Luckily, Mohammad SALLALLAHU ALAIHI WASALLAM, himself appeared in a dream to MBS. We know from this hadith:
Hadith: Narrated Anas: The Prophet (ﷺ) said, "Whoever has seen me in a dream, then no doubt, he has seen me, for Satan cannot imitate my shape. [source: https://sunnah.com/bukhari:6994]
that it couldn't have been anybody other than Mohammad SALLALLAHU ALAIHI WASALLAM himself. He let MBS know how Saudi Arabia could finally allow women to drive. All the women ever needed was a temporary boost in intelligence and focus brought on by a bottle of Allah's own dark nectar:

Qur'an 55:13: So which of the favors of your Lord would you deny?
Watch the video here:
In the face of this overwhelming evidence there's nothing left to do but to proclaim the real shahada:
There is no god but Mohammad and Allah is his rubber stamping side-kick.
I'd like to dedicate this post to our resident troll /u/Izlam_beace who has been living in our basement all these years just so that we could be guided to the Sirat al-Mustaqim. Jazāk Allāhu Khayran!
I don't expect /u/lessthan1punchman to be convinced by this overwhelming evidence. Allah has increased the sickness in his heart
and also foretold that no evidence will be convincing enough for his ilk:
Qur'an:
15:14: And even if We opened for them a gate to heaven, through which they continued to ascend,
15:15: still they would say, “Our eyes have truly been dazzled! In fact, we must have been bewitched.”
Mashallah! The Holy Qur'an predicted the year in which the most popular beverage would be invented by mankind. It would be just as black in color as the cover of the Kaaba itself to pay homage. How could Mohammad SALLALLAHU ALAIHI WASALLAM, an illiterate man have known this 1266 years before its invention??
Sure, this very popular beverage is causing obesity and diabetes in the middle east but that is just helping people meet Allah sooner. It is all part of Allah's Hikma. Subhanallah!
In any case you can only attribute its sugary goodness to Allah and any possible harm associated with it is our own damn fault. This too was foretold in the Qur'an:
Qur'an 4:79:
Whatever good befalls you is from Allah and whatever evil befalls you is from yourself. We have sent you ˹O Prophet˺ as a messenger to ˹all˺ people. And Allah is sufficient as a Witness.
The verse number 18:86 matching the year of invention and the verse itself talking about dark water leaves no doubt!
Qur'an 18:86:
Until, when he reached the setting of the sun [i.e., the west], he found it [as if] setting in a body of dark water, and he found near it a people. We [i.e., Allāh] said, "O Dhul-Qarnayn, either you punish [them] or else adopt among them [a way of] goodness."
— Saheeh International

You can clearly see these Hajjis in 1953 knew about this miracle without even knowing it. Subhanallah!
Not only is Coca-Cola Allah's real zamzam for us but he also cursed Brad's Drink by sending the people who invented it astray.
Qur'an 7:178:
Whoever Allāh guides - he is the [rightly] guided; and whoever He sends astray - it is those who are the losers.
They chose to rename their drink to Pepsi-Cola in 1898. Switching from the holy letter B to the letter of the Kuffar P. This change doomed their drink to face the humiliation of always coming up short against Coke. So apropos of the Qur'an to call them losers.
Allah alludes to the taste of Pepsi in the Qur'an itself:
Qur'an 39:26:
So Allah made them taste humiliation in this worldly life, but far worse is the punishment of the Hereafter, if only they knew.
Surely, this is a sign that Pepsi tastes like humiliation. Denying the signs of Allah and preferring Pepsi over Coke is a sin that will not go unpunished:
Qur'an 4:56:
Surely those who reject Our signs, We will cast them into the Fire. Whenever their skin is burnt completely, We will replace it so they will ˹constantly˺ taste the punishment. Indeed, Allah is Almighty, All-Wise.
Who is rejecting the signs of Allah? One Kafir, Cristiano Ronaldo comes to mind:
Look how he rejects Allah's own zamzam!
The mercy that this zamzam has bestowed upon us knows no bounds. Islam has faced criticism over women not being allowed to drive in Saudi Arabia. You can't blame Saudi Arabia as Mohammad SALLALLAHU ALAIHI WASALLAM himself called women deficient in intelligence in this hadith: https://sunnah.com/bukhari:304.
Luckily, Mohammad SALLALLAHU ALAIHI WASALLAM, himself appeared in a dream to MBS. We know from this hadith:
Hadith: Narrated Anas: The Prophet (ﷺ) said, "Whoever has seen me in a dream, then no doubt, he has seen me, for Satan cannot imitate my shape. [source: https://sunnah.com/bukhari:6994]
that it couldn't have been anybody other than Mohammad SALLALLAHU ALAIHI WASALLAM himself. He let MBS know how Saudi Arabia could finally allow women to drive. All the women ever needed was a temporary boost in intelligence and focus brought on by a bottle of Allah's own dark nectar:

Qur'an 55:13: So which of the favors of your Lord would you deny?
Watch the video here:
In the face of this overwhelming evidence there's nothing left to do but to proclaim the real shahada:
There is no god but Mohammad and Allah is his rubber stamping side-kick.

I'd like to dedicate this post to our resident troll /u/Izlam_beace who has been living in our basement all these years just so that we could be guided to the Sirat al-Mustaqim. Jazāk Allāhu Khayran!
I don't expect /u/lessthan1punchman to be convinced by this overwhelming evidence. Allah has increased the sickness in his heart

Qur'an:
15:14: And even if We opened for them a gate to heaven, through which they continued to ascend,
15:15: still they would say, “Our eyes have truly been dazzled! In fact, we must have been bewitched.”