/r/nofap is hilarious

[Curry Suicide]

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It's like their fathers died. Some of the titles include

"I lost it all"

"Broke my streak: Lasted about 4 hours"

"High towers fall with a heavier crash, relapse after 171 days."

"So much sperm has been wasted. Those who stand strong, unite! These are just pixels. I've seen them. But did not fap. Only view if you have strong willpower."

lol

 

[Enfant terrible]

oh no one jerk off after 171 days
so sad
still no slays btw
no fap attracts women btw

 

[Curry Suicide]

oh no one jerk off after 171 days
so sad
still no slays btw
no fap attracts women btw

Women will sense your energy if you do nofap

 

[Deleted member 14693]

What a bunch of whinebabies jfl

 

[Kingcel32]

Nofap is good to detox from porn and to reset your sex drive. It’s cope for anything else you should still masturbate just without porn

 

[Deleted member 18840]

What a bunch of whinebabies jfl
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Porn is evil tho

 

[Kingcel32]

What a bunch of whinebabies jfl
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Over for comparing physical survival with no jacking off

 

[BigJimsWornOutTires]

Masturbation cockblocks potential pussy slams. And see it for what it is. Women are getting fucked, and those guys fucking them are bragging about it. Now, if it's just her fucking herself, still, you're not getting any of that. And a guy fucking that makes it that more pathetic in the fapper's affair.

But the main target of pornography is profit. And you're not getting any of that either! So if it's the woman displaying her body for guys to masturbate to, or she's getting fucked, the money goes to her. And to the guys that's running the network that gets laid all day and night. And to make it even more pathetic, most of them are married with children. And she's most definitely spending it on drugs, partying; herself. So, therefore, not only is the fapper not getting any, he's contributing to a much larger demise of the male species.

Women are naturally dumb. According to research studies conducted by Mike That Lives in a Home Depot Shed, women are naturally retarded too. But they follow the money!

I remember webcam whores were always Russians, Ukrainians, South Americans, and those alien-looking Asians. Today, over 80% are Americans.

Brutal!

 

[fauxfox]

Nofap and Noporn are positive movements tbh.
I feel so drained and low energy after jacking off and I jack off every single day, sometimes twice. It's hard as fuck to break true porn addiction, one of the hardest challenges I've ever faced.

 

[JBcollector]

No fap is get you women how ever it will get you mental energy to do stuff
I have first hand experienced this

 

[Britmaxxer]

nofap zealots are copers of the highest level

there life sucks and they think the grand achievement of not touching their dicks will make a woman, money and friends magically appear in their lives

porn is bad for you so just stop watching it. dont make a psuedo religous cult around not touching your dick.

 

[germanlooks]

NoFap day 16:

I can now communicate with plants