TrueNateJacobs
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In europe, if you’re in highschool and wearing ralph lauren, you’re immediately considered “cool”
Not even joking that’s all it takes.
You’re immediately popular and you will get IOIs just because you’re wearing a RL puffer or polo, etc.
The $400+ Shiny Ralph Lauren Puffer automatically gives you htn+ SMV even if you’re completely chopped as shit.
No joke mfs will literally come up to you in school and want to be your friend after seeing that you wear a lot of RL, and foids will be nicer to you.
You will instantly become more popular with Ralph Lauren.
I can only speak for Europe, because that’s where I’m from, but here, Ralph Lauren is an insane fucking halo.
I know multiple rich mtns who slay stacies on the regular because they only wear Ralph Lauren and have nice watches
(Obviously RL isn’t gonna ascend you to chad or some shit. You have to be hltn+ and NT to benefit from it, but if you’re at least that, you will benefit so much from it)
I honestly can’t think of anything else besides Ralph Lauren that literally instantly makes you cool the second you put it on/do it/etc.
On a side note what an amazing brand image lol.
The fact that they have created a brand that if you simply wear it, you’re cool.
JFL at the pinnacle of capitalist perfection.
Not even joking that’s all it takes.
You’re immediately popular and you will get IOIs just because you’re wearing a RL puffer or polo, etc.
The $400+ Shiny Ralph Lauren Puffer automatically gives you htn+ SMV even if you’re completely chopped as shit.
No joke mfs will literally come up to you in school and want to be your friend after seeing that you wear a lot of RL, and foids will be nicer to you.
You will instantly become more popular with Ralph Lauren.
I can only speak for Europe, because that’s where I’m from, but here, Ralph Lauren is an insane fucking halo.
I know multiple rich mtns who slay stacies on the regular because they only wear Ralph Lauren and have nice watches
(Obviously RL isn’t gonna ascend you to chad or some shit. You have to be hltn+ and NT to benefit from it, but if you’re at least that, you will benefit so much from it)
I honestly can’t think of anything else besides Ralph Lauren that literally instantly makes you cool the second you put it on/do it/etc.
On a side note what an amazing brand image lol.
The fact that they have created a brand that if you simply wear it, you’re cool.
JFL at the pinnacle of capitalist perfection.
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