Random anecdote that happend me few days ago

[Anamnesis]

I was on a hang out with my frinds then everyone goes and i was chilling smoking outside a store

There was 3 old italians smoking and cursing on italian

And since I'd say I'm half Italian because of my grandparents, I know the basics of Italian and could easily recognize the language from afar

So I went to talk to them and ask them for a cigarette in Italian

First they laughed, then they gave me the cigarette, then we started speaking in basic Italian and then we said goodbye

And here starts the random part

I went to a corner to finish my cigarette and wait for the uber to get me home

And 4 police officers called me and arrested me because they thought I was selling drugs kekekekekek

They made me take off my shoes and everything to check me for drugs lol

I was mirin the golden police wives ngl

They almost took me to the police station because I had met many of the characteristics of a real drug dealer jfl

and thats it hehehe

 

[Deleted member 89064]

Wouldn't have happened to chad

 

[Anamnesis]

Wouldn't have happened to chad

then it wouldnt happend to me

 

[Panchitosbroncs]

Ts happened to me too, but in my case the Army stopped me cz they thought I was trying to reach for a gun (I was looking for money in my faggot bag (funny right? mariconera = faggot bag))

 

[Anamnesis]

@pieji @khaan @almiir @fucfoids32 @qwehuntman

idk who they are hello

 

[Anamnesis]

Ts happened to me too, but in my case the Army stopped me cz they thought I was trying to reach for a gun (I was looking for money in my faggot bag (funny right? mariconera = faggot bag))

me gusta la pija

 

[Anamnesis]

mentira

 

[Panchitosbroncs]

me gusta la pija

A mi igual bro

 

[Anamnesis]

A mi igual bro

chupame la pija a ver

 

[ragingmanlet]

tales

 

[Anamnesis]

tales

no larp triad

 

[Panchitosbroncs]

chupame la pija a ver

mmm no bro, debes ser chad por lo bajo

 

[Anamnesis]

@Panchitosbroncs why you nerd me nerd

 

[Anamnesis]

mmm no bro, debes ser chad por lo bajo

que crees que soy bro

 

[Panchitosbroncs]

@Panchitosbroncs why you nerd me nerd

nerdo

 

[Panchitosbroncs]

que crees que soy bro

sub5 en mumbai bro

 

[Anamnesis]

nerdo

iqmaxx dtd

 

[Anamnesis]

sub5 en mumbai bro

jefe final bro

 

[Panchitosbroncs]

jefe final bro

Imaginate, aun peor

 

[Anamnesis]

Imaginate, aun peor

si fuera un bueincito de limon me comerias

 

[Panchitosbroncs]

si fuera un bueincito de limon me comerias

Verga es un bueincito de limon

 

[Anamnesis]

Verga es un bueincito de limon

budincito de limon papuuuuuuuuuuu hola

 

[Panchitosbroncs]

budincito de limon papuuuuuuuuuuu hola

Uhhh ahora si que un budin me lo como entero

 

[Anamnesis]

Uhhh ahora si que un budin me lo como entero

 

[Panchitosbroncs]

 

[OldRooster]

Red Pill: they were discussing the arrival of an expected drug shipment from overseas. They were doing so in Italian so no one could understand them. You spooked them when you started speaking Italian. They thought you might be either a cop, or a competitor trying to muscle in on their territory. Your lucky you did not have a wire or drugs on you, else you would be dead now.

eta: I see this shit all the time at Starbucks, 3 or 4 old guys sitting around talking in some foreign language. They don't fool me, I know what they are up to.

 

[Anamnesis]

Red Pill: they were discussing the arrival of an expected drug shipment from overseas. They were doing so in Italian so no one could understand them. You spooked them when you started speaking Italian. They thought you might be either a cop, or a competitor trying to muscle in on their territory. Your lucky you did not have a wire or drugs on you, else you would be dead now.

eta: I see this shit all the time at Starbucks, 3 or 4 old guys sitting around talking in some foreign language. They don't fool me, I know what they are up to.

mirin imagination

imagine that actually happends it would make it even way more tuff, they looked like gansters

 

[TrueGuerilla]

Tales from the deepest pits of Sri Lanka

 

[Anamnesis]

Tales from the deepest pits of Sri Lanka

im ded srs