RANKED GOONING LEVELS(UNRANKED TO S RANK)

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Introduction

On the surface level of looksmax.org, it may seem that it is a men’s self-improvement website, however after thoroughly interrogating this forum, and finding out about the infamous NSFW thread section, I realised this: there are many users who are coomers in this forum. How could we find out how much they goon though? That’s the question I posed to myself. I soon realised that I needed to do something about it. This thread is the action I decided to take. In this thread I will rank you from unranked to S TIER based upon, how much you goon, difficulty going NoFap, and giving a reason why it received the rank it did. Now that the introduction is out of the way, let’s get this started!

Unranked

Nothing much I can say about this rank.
•Tend to goon <once a month.
•Could easily do NoFap
•You either easily get erected or can’t get erected unless you have sex with someone
•Very obvious reasoning behind it

E-Rank

•Tend to goon <once a month, •Doesn’t goon to anything high effort, can usually get off to a simple picture of a naked girl
•Could potentially do NoFap, with slight effort.
•Doesn’t know anything about pornography and just makes jokes about it whilst wanting to get away from the addiction, feeling regret with every relapse
•Inexperienced and very vulnerable to NoFap
D-rank


•Goons about 2-4 times a month
•Knows at least one porn site and has been on it multiple times, however it is usually a masturbation only site like chaturbate(they avoid cuck content)
•They could NoFap but with some sort of difficulty. Detoxifying their brains may be difficult but achievable
•Feels a level of regret when cooming, but forgets about it after a couple of minutes
•Tend to be the best rank, usually more laid back about porn consumption but not crazy about NoFap
No-where near an addicted level, much closer to NoFap Normie level

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C-Rank


•They are in the grey zone of gooning, they might become future addicts, or they might do NoFap and quit
•They goon about 5-10 times a month.
•C-Ranks have started to migrate to multiple porn platforms, still avoiding cuck content however
•C-Ranks feel only brief moments of grief as a result of cooming.
•C-Ranks may find NoFap to be quite difficult and as a result relapse and worsen their addiction
•They aren’t addicts but they aren’t on the porn consumption level of an Unranked individual; Hard stuck at middle rank


B-Rank

They are at the doorstep of what normies may call “a porn addict” gooning up to 25 times a month
•They feel no guilt after cooming
•They no longer care about what they watch or consume as coomfuel(except for CP)
•B-Ranks would find NoFap very challenging, a good chance of relapsing and ending up in a worse position then they began in
•A B-Rank knows and uses lots of different porn sites, but aren’t unhinged or degenerate enough to keep an account on the websites yet
•A B-Rank is fairly addicted, but not completely porn crazy like an A or S rank as you will see


A-Rank

These guys are downright freaky, cooming ONCE OR TWICE A DAY.
•They have accounts on some of the more mainstream porn platforms and interact with other websites that they frequently use as gooning sources.
•They don’t care about cooming anymore, they are still slighty cautious about being caught but are extremely sloppy when covering or hiding their goon.
•They have a few of their favourite porn videos downloaded on their devices
•NoFap is extremely problematic and will very likely cause them to just become S-Rank gooners(hard to turn back at A-Rank)
•Definiton of a porn addicited scoundrel
•Finds it easy to get aroused, accidentally getting hard when staring at a half-exposed woman, still aren’t as bad as the next rank however.


S-RANK(Grandmaster beater)

Goons 3-7 TIMES A DAY
•(This is my personal rank, the peak of gooning)
•Has shot multiple blanks
•Has tried to continue jerking even after cooming
•Enjoys gooning like it’s the best event of the day for them and feels a sense of joy even after cooming
•Has an account in all of their gooning websites and actively comments and rates videos
•Downloads all of their favourite videos
•Doesn’t care whether he is caught gooning or not
•Can get aroused by seeing an attractive or even mediocre woman doing normal things
•NoFap is almost impossible to them, doing it isn’t even a concept inside of their brains, they aren’t capable of doing it without years worth of effort and they know that
•Might not even survive without high-exposure to porn, most people like this need porn like they need water
•This is the pinnacle of gooning, anyone who say’s they do it over 8+ times a day is most likely larping, this is because it would be very likely that they would literally coom blood if they went much further than 7 times

Conclusion


That’s my gooning ranks, I have a lot of questions to ask you, what rank are you currently, when did you start jerking off, and what was your highest rank ever reached. I hope you enjoyed this thread to the few that read it and I hope that the ones coming to say DNR fucking kill themselves

Kindest regards,
Dstivvy
 
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Proud A-rank gooner :ogre:
 
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Very high IQ thread as always
 
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Too high effort to flop gotta bump ts thread
 
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A rank gooner
 
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i am B rank tbh, i draw the line with femboys but they have to be female looking, otherwise 3d animations
 
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MY T IS SO HIGH THAT I CANT GET IT UP ANYMORE :feelshah:
 
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S rank obviously 🙄🙄
 
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low T if you aren’t an S tier gooner
 
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Introduction

On the surface level of looksmax.org, it may seem that it is a men’s self-improvement website, however after thoroughly interrogating this forum, and finding out about the infamous NSFW thread section, I realised this: there are many users who are coomers in this forum. How could we find out how much they goon though? That’s the question I posed to myself. I soon realised that I needed to do something about it. This thread is the action I decided to take. In this thread I will rank you from unranked to S TIER based upon, how much you goon, difficulty going NoFap, and giving a reason why it received the rank it did. Now that the introduction is out of the way, let’s get this started!

Unranked

Nothing much I can say about this rank.
•Tend to goon <once a month.
•Could easily do NoFap
•You either easily get erected or can’t get erected unless you have sex with someone
•Very obvious reasoning behind it

E-Rank

•Tend to goon <once a month, •Doesn’t goon to anything high effort, can usually get off to a simple picture of a naked girl
•Could potentially do NoFap, with slight effort.
•Doesn’t know anything about pornography and just makes jokes about it whilst wanting to get away from the addiction, feeling regret with every relapse
•Inexperienced and very vulnerable to NoFap
D-rank


•Goons about 2-4 times a month
•Knows at least one porn site and has been on it multiple times, however it is usually a masturbation only site like chaturbate(they avoid cuck content)
•They could NoFap but with some sort of difficulty. Detoxifying their brains may be difficult but achievable
•Feels a level of regret when cooming, but forgets about it after a couple of minutes
•Tend to be the best rank, usually more laid back about porn consumption but not crazy about NoFap
No-where near an addicted level, much closer to NoFap Normie level

——If you are still reading this thread, a rep and a bump would be very much appreciated!——

C-Rank


•They are in the grey zone of gooning, they might become future addicts, or they might do NoFap and quit
•They goon about 5-10 times a month.
•C-Ranks have started to migrate to multiple porn platforms, still avoiding cuck content however
•C-Ranks feel only brief moments of grief as a result of cooming.
•C-Ranks may find NoFap to be quite difficult and as a result relapse and worsen their addiction
•They aren’t addicts but they aren’t on the porn consumption level of an Unranked individual; Hard stuck at middle rank


B-Rank

They are at the doorstep of what normies may call “a porn addict” gooning up to 25 times a month
•They feel no guilt after cooming
•They no longer care about what they watch or consume as coomfuel(except for CP)
•B-Ranks would find NoFap very challenging, a good chance of relapsing and ending up in a worse position then they began in
•A B-Rank knows and uses lots of different porn sites, but aren’t unhinged or degenerate enough to keep an account on the websites yet
•A B-Rank is fairly addicted, but not completely porn crazy like an A or S rank as you will see


A-Rank

These guys are downright freaky, cooming ONCE OR TWICE A DAY.
•They have accounts on some of the more mainstream porn platforms and interact with other websites that they frequently use as gooning sources.
•They don’t care about cooming anymore, they are still slighty cautious about being caught but are extremely sloppy when covering or hiding their goon.
•They have a few of their favourite porn videos downloaded on their devices
•NoFap is extremely problematic and will very likely cause them to just become S-Rank gooners(hard to turn back at A-Rank)
•Definiton of a porn addicited scoundrel
•Finds it easy to get aroused, accidentally getting hard when staring at a half-exposed woman, still aren’t as bad as the next rank however.


S-RANK(Grandmaster beater)

Goons 3-7 TIMES A DAY
•(This is my personal rank, the peak of gooning)
•Has shot multiple blanks
•Has tried to continue jerking even after cooming
•Enjoys gooning like it’s the best event of the day for them and feels a sense of joy even after cooming
•Has an account in all of their gooning websites and actively comments and rates videos
•Downloads all of their favourite videos
•Doesn’t care whether he is caught gooning or not
•Can get aroused by seeing an attractive or even mediocre woman doing normal things
•NoFap is almost impossible to them, doing it isn’t even a concept inside of their brains, they aren’t capable of doing it without years worth of effort and they know that
•Might not even survive without high-exposure to porn, most people like this need porn like they need water
•This is the pinnacle of gooning, anyone who say’s they do it over 8+ times a day is most likely larping, this is because it would be very likely that they would literally coom blood if they went much further than 7 times

Conclusion


That’s my gooning ranks, I have a lot of questions to ask you, what rank are you currently, when did you start jerking off, and what was your highest rank ever reached. I hope you enjoyed this thread to the few that read it and I hope that the ones coming to say DNR fucking kill themselves

Kindest regards,
Dstivvy
What is this shit? The average dude from my generation goons at least once a day from the age of 11-30. That's just a average.
 
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What is this shit? The average dude from my generation goons at least once a day from the age of 11-30. That's just an average.
Yeah but you don’t start off gooning once a day you gradually reach that point or even go further than that and become an S-Rank
 
A-Rank

These guys are downright freaky, cooming ONCE OR TWICE A DAY.
•They have accounts on some of the more mainstream porn platforms and interact with other websites that they frequently use as gooning sources.
•They don’t care about cooming anymore, they are still slighty cautious about being caught but are extremely sloppy when covering or hiding their goon.
•They have a few of their favourite porn videos downloaded on their devices
•NoFap is extremely problematic and will very likely cause them to just become S-Rank gooners(hard to turn back at A-Rank)
•Definiton of a porn addicited scoundrel
•Finds it easy to get aroused, accidentally getting hard when staring at a half-exposed woman, still aren’t as bad as the next rank however.
im this rank but i coom 3-4x a day
I have accounts on some underground sites
the only thing holding me back from coming more then 3x a day is the fact that every coom sesh is 1 hour long minimum
 
im this rank but i coom 3-4x a day
I have accounts on some underground sites
the only thing holding me back from coming more then 3x a day is the fact that every coom sesh is 1 hour long minimum
Damn you the edging king or something?
 
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Damn you the edging king or something?
yeah edging is peak for me
my longest sesh i think was like 4 hours or smt
by the end I be sweating and arms all pumped n shti
 
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once you've given a 4'3 escort gushing orgasms you will never want to goon again. it's like trying to quit heroin by eating candy
 
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Yeah but you don’t start off gooning once a day you gradually reach that point or even go further than that and become an S-Rank
Well shoot, I've jerked off for 100 hours straight multiple times, only taking breaks to piss. No sleep.
 
Introduction

On the surface level of looksmax.org, it may seem that it is a men’s self-improvement website, however after thoroughly interrogating this forum, and finding out about the infamous NSFW thread section, I realised this: there are many users who are coomers in this forum. How could we find out how much they goon though? That’s the question I posed to myself. I soon realised that I needed to do something about it. This thread is the action I decided to take. In this thread I will rank you from unranked to S TIER based upon, how much you goon, difficulty going NoFap, and giving a reason why it received the rank it did. Now that the introduction is out of the way, let’s get this started!

Unranked

Nothing much I can say about this rank.
•Tend to goon <once a month.
•Could easily do NoFap
•You either easily get erected or can’t get erected unless you have sex with someone
•Very obvious reasoning behind it

E-Rank

•Tend to goon <once a month, •Doesn’t goon to anything high effort, can usually get off to a simple picture of a naked girl
•Could potentially do NoFap, with slight effort.
•Doesn’t know anything about pornography and just makes jokes about it whilst wanting to get away from the addiction, feeling regret with every relapse
•Inexperienced and very vulnerable to NoFap
D-rank


•Goons about 2-4 times a month
•Knows at least one porn site and has been on it multiple times, however it is usually a masturbation only site like chaturbate(they avoid cuck content)
•They could NoFap but with some sort of difficulty. Detoxifying their brains may be difficult but achievable
•Feels a level of regret when cooming, but forgets about it after a couple of minutes
•Tend to be the best rank, usually more laid back about porn consumption but not crazy about NoFap
No-where near an addicted level, much closer to NoFap Normie level

——If you are still reading this thread, a rep and a bump would be very much appreciated!——

C-Rank


•They are in the grey zone of gooning, they might become future addicts, or they might do NoFap and quit
•They goon about 5-10 times a month.
•C-Ranks have started to migrate to multiple porn platforms, still avoiding cuck content however
•C-Ranks feel only brief moments of grief as a result of cooming.
•C-Ranks may find NoFap to be quite difficult and as a result relapse and worsen their addiction
•They aren’t addicts but they aren’t on the porn consumption level of an Unranked individual; Hard stuck at middle rank


B-Rank

They are at the doorstep of what normies may call “a porn addict” gooning up to 25 times a month
•They feel no guilt after cooming
•They no longer care about what they watch or consume as coomfuel(except for CP)
•B-Ranks would find NoFap very challenging, a good chance of relapsing and ending up in a worse position then they began in
•A B-Rank knows and uses lots of different porn sites, but aren’t unhinged or degenerate enough to keep an account on the websites yet
•A B-Rank is fairly addicted, but not completely porn crazy like an A or S rank as you will see


A-Rank

These guys are downright freaky, cooming ONCE OR TWICE A DAY.
•They have accounts on some of the more mainstream porn platforms and interact with other websites that they frequently use as gooning sources.
•They don’t care about cooming anymore, they are still slighty cautious about being caught but are extremely sloppy when covering or hiding their goon.
•They have a few of their favourite porn videos downloaded on their devices
•NoFap is extremely problematic and will very likely cause them to just become S-Rank gooners(hard to turn back at A-Rank)
•Definiton of a porn addicited scoundrel
•Finds it easy to get aroused, accidentally getting hard when staring at a half-exposed woman, still aren’t as bad as the next rank however.


S-RANK(Grandmaster beater)

Goons 3-7 TIMES A DAY
•(This is my personal rank, the peak of gooning)
•Has shot multiple blanks
•Has tried to continue jerking even after cooming
•Enjoys gooning like it’s the best event of the day for them and feels a sense of joy even after cooming
•Has an account in all of their gooning websites and actively comments and rates videos
•Downloads all of their favourite videos
•Doesn’t care whether he is caught gooning or not
•Can get aroused by seeing an attractive or even mediocre woman doing normal things
•NoFap is almost impossible to them, doing it isn’t even a concept inside of their brains, they aren’t capable of doing it without years worth of effort and they know that
•Might not even survive without high-exposure to porn, most people like this need porn like they need water
•This is the pinnacle of gooning, anyone who say’s they do it over 8+ times a day is most likely larping, this is because it would be very likely that they would literally coom blood if they went much further than 7 times

Conclusion


That’s my gooning ranks, I have a lot of questions to ask you, what rank are you currently, when did you start jerking off, and what was your highest rank ever reached. I hope you enjoyed this thread to the few that read it and I hope that the ones coming to say DNR fucking kill themselves

Kindest regards,
Dstivvy
No pics no care
 
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Probably C rank

But tbh I've done the full spectrum from 120 days nofap

Usually I will goon maybe 2 to 4 separate times a month, but in each session, I will stay up all night, ruin my sleep, goon about 5 or 7 times in a row and watch the most degenerate shit, so yeh.

Most of the time I'm on nofap, but I'm a terrible coomer when I do do it.

So which am I?
 
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Final bump cause I really like this thread and want lots of people to see it
 
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Probably C rank

But tbh I've done the full spectrum from 120 days nofap

Usually I will goon maybe 2 to 4 separate times a month, but in each session, I will stay up all night, ruin my sleep, goon about 5 or 7 times in a row and watch the most degenerate shit, so yeh.

Most of the time I'm on nofap, but I'm a terrible coomer when I do do it.

So which am I?
So you coom 5-7 times a day sometimes but you try NoFap most of the time
 
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If you are in A rank or below you should be ashamed.

Real org rotters watch goyslop till death:feelswhy::feelswhy:
 
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So you coom 5-7 times a day sometimes but you try NoFap most of the time
Most of the time I never think about jerking off or porn, but every once in a while, maybe 2weeks or so, I go on a rampage and coom all night and get 0 sleep
 
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Most of the time I never think about jerking off or porn, but every once in a while, maybe 2weeks or so, I go on a rampage and coom all night and get 0 sleep
I would say C-RANK since your struggling to decide whether to become an addict or a NoFapper
 
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I would say C-RANK since your struggling to decide whether to become an addict or a NoFapper
I'm not struggling to decide
I don't want to goon ever and every time I say this is the last time ever

I just lack self control and better things to do
 
I'm not struggling to decide
I don't want to goon ever and every time I say this is the last time ever

I just lack self control and better things to do
Mhm. Still a C-Rank, your struggling but subconsciously, you know what you want but you are struggling to achieve it
 
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So your saying that you jerked of for 100 hours on end without feeling the need to coom even once

And you did allat whilst being intoxicated ofc
I came a few times and went right back to jacking off immediately after each time.

Yeah, meth makes you extremely horny. More horny that you could ever imagine. Jerking off on meth is better than sex with the hottest girl you could think of.
 
I came a few times and went right back to jacking off immediately after each time.

Yeah, meth makes you extremely horny. More horny that you could ever imagine. Jerking off on meth is better than sex with the hottest girl you could think of.
I’m aware meth makes you horny, but I believe we had a misunderstanding. I thought you jerked off for 100 hours without cooming. But if you were high whilst jerking off, cooming and taking breaks constantly I understand that.
 
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I’m aware meth makes you horny, but I believe we had a misunderstanding. I thought you jerked off for 100 hours without cooming. But if you were high whilst jerking off, cooming and taking breaks constantly I understand that.
I would come a lot but not take breaks. Like zero breaks. The only breaks I would take were to drink water, piss, and to melt down more shards to and shoot em up.
 
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