dstivvy
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Introduction
On the surface level of looksmax.org, it may seem that it is a men’s self-improvement website, however after thoroughly interrogating this forum, and finding out about the infamous NSFW thread section, I realised this: there are many users who are coomers in this forum. How could we find out how much they goon though? That’s the question I posed to myself. I soon realised that I needed to do something about it. This thread is the action I decided to take. In this thread I will rank you from unranked to S TIER based upon, how much you goon, difficulty going NoFap, and giving a reason why it received the rank it did. Now that the introduction is out of the way, let’s get this started!
Unranked
•Nothing much I can say about this rank.
•Tend to goon <once a month.
•Could easily do NoFap
•You either easily get erected or can’t get erected unless you have sex with someone
•Very obvious reasoning behind it
E-Rank
•Tend to goon <once a month, •Doesn’t goon to anything high effort, can usually get off to a simple picture of a naked girl
•Could potentially do NoFap, with slight effort.
•Doesn’t know anything about pornography and just makes jokes about it whilst wanting to get away from the addiction, feeling regret with every relapse
•Inexperienced and very vulnerable to NoFap
D-rank
•Goons about 2-4 times a month
•Knows at least one porn site and has been on it multiple times, however it is usually a masturbation only site like chaturbate(they avoid cuck content)
•They could NoFap but with some sort of difficulty. Detoxifying their brains may be difficult but achievable
•Feels a level of regret when cooming, but forgets about it after a couple of minutes
•Tend to be the best rank, usually more laid back about porn consumption but not crazy about NoFap
•No-where near an addicted level, much closer to NoFap Normie level
——If you are still reading this thread, a rep and a bump would be very much appreciated!——
C-Rank
•They are in the grey zone of gooning, they might become future addicts, or they might do NoFap and quit
•They goon about 5-10 times a month.
•C-Ranks have started to migrate to multiple porn platforms, still avoiding cuck content however
•C-Ranks feel only brief moments of grief as a result of cooming.
•C-Ranks may find NoFap to be quite difficult and as a result relapse and worsen their addiction
•They aren’t addicts but they aren’t on the porn consumption level of an Unranked individual; Hard stuck at middle rank
B-Rank
•They are at the doorstep of what normies may call “a porn addict” gooning up to 25 times a month
•They feel no guilt after cooming
•They no longer care about what they watch or consume as coomfuel(except for CP)
•B-Ranks would find NoFap very challenging, a good chance of relapsing and ending up in a worse position then they began in
•A B-Rank knows and uses lots of different porn sites, but aren’t unhinged or degenerate enough to keep an account on the websites yet
•A B-Rank is fairly addicted, but not completely porn crazy like an A or S rank as you will see
A-Rank
•These guys are downright freaky, cooming ONCE OR TWICE A DAY.
•They have accounts on some of the more mainstream porn platforms and interact with other websites that they frequently use as gooning sources.
•They don’t care about cooming anymore, they are still slighty cautious about being caught but are extremely sloppy when covering or hiding their goon.
•They have a few of their favourite porn videos downloaded on their devices
•NoFap is extremely problematic and will very likely cause them to just become S-Rank gooners(hard to turn back at A-Rank)
•Definiton of a porn addicited scoundrel
•Finds it easy to get aroused, accidentally getting hard when staring at a half-exposed woman, still aren’t as bad as the next rank however.
S-RANK(Grandmaster beater)
•Goons 3-7 TIMES A DAY
•(This is my personal rank, the peak of gooning)
•Has shot multiple blanks
•Has tried to continue jerking even after cooming
•Enjoys gooning like it’s the best event of the day for them and feels a sense of joy even after cooming
•Has an account in all of their gooning websites and actively comments and rates videos
•Downloads all of their favourite videos
•Doesn’t care whether he is caught gooning or not
•Can get aroused by seeing an attractive or even mediocre woman doing normal things
•NoFap is almost impossible to them, doing it isn’t even a concept inside of their brains, they aren’t capable of doing it without years worth of effort and they know that
•Might not even survive without high-exposure to porn, most people like this need porn like they need water
•This is the pinnacle of gooning, anyone who say’s they do it over 8+ times a day is most likely larping, this is because it would be very likely that they would literally coom blood if they went much further than 7 times
Conclusion
That’s my gooning ranks, I have a lot of questions to ask you, what rank are you currently, when did you start jerking off, and what was your highest rank ever reached. I hope you enjoyed this thread to the few that read it and I hope that the ones coming to say DNR fucking kill themselves
Kindest regards,
Dstivvy
On the surface level of looksmax.org, it may seem that it is a men’s self-improvement website, however after thoroughly interrogating this forum, and finding out about the infamous NSFW thread section, I realised this: there are many users who are coomers in this forum. How could we find out how much they goon though? That’s the question I posed to myself. I soon realised that I needed to do something about it. This thread is the action I decided to take. In this thread I will rank you from unranked to S TIER based upon, how much you goon, difficulty going NoFap, and giving a reason why it received the rank it did. Now that the introduction is out of the way, let’s get this started!
Unranked
•Nothing much I can say about this rank.
•Tend to goon <once a month.
•Could easily do NoFap
•You either easily get erected or can’t get erected unless you have sex with someone
•Very obvious reasoning behind it
E-Rank
•Tend to goon <once a month, •Doesn’t goon to anything high effort, can usually get off to a simple picture of a naked girl
•Could potentially do NoFap, with slight effort.
•Doesn’t know anything about pornography and just makes jokes about it whilst wanting to get away from the addiction, feeling regret with every relapse
•Inexperienced and very vulnerable to NoFap
D-rank
•Goons about 2-4 times a month
•Knows at least one porn site and has been on it multiple times, however it is usually a masturbation only site like chaturbate(they avoid cuck content)
•They could NoFap but with some sort of difficulty. Detoxifying their brains may be difficult but achievable
•Feels a level of regret when cooming, but forgets about it after a couple of minutes
•Tend to be the best rank, usually more laid back about porn consumption but not crazy about NoFap
•No-where near an addicted level, much closer to NoFap Normie level
——If you are still reading this thread, a rep and a bump would be very much appreciated!——
C-Rank
•They are in the grey zone of gooning, they might become future addicts, or they might do NoFap and quit
•They goon about 5-10 times a month.
•C-Ranks have started to migrate to multiple porn platforms, still avoiding cuck content however
•C-Ranks feel only brief moments of grief as a result of cooming.
•C-Ranks may find NoFap to be quite difficult and as a result relapse and worsen their addiction
•They aren’t addicts but they aren’t on the porn consumption level of an Unranked individual; Hard stuck at middle rank
B-Rank
•They are at the doorstep of what normies may call “a porn addict” gooning up to 25 times a month
•They feel no guilt after cooming
•They no longer care about what they watch or consume as coomfuel(except for CP)
•B-Ranks would find NoFap very challenging, a good chance of relapsing and ending up in a worse position then they began in
•A B-Rank knows and uses lots of different porn sites, but aren’t unhinged or degenerate enough to keep an account on the websites yet
•A B-Rank is fairly addicted, but not completely porn crazy like an A or S rank as you will see
A-Rank
•These guys are downright freaky, cooming ONCE OR TWICE A DAY.
•They have accounts on some of the more mainstream porn platforms and interact with other websites that they frequently use as gooning sources.
•They don’t care about cooming anymore, they are still slighty cautious about being caught but are extremely sloppy when covering or hiding their goon.
•They have a few of their favourite porn videos downloaded on their devices
•NoFap is extremely problematic and will very likely cause them to just become S-Rank gooners(hard to turn back at A-Rank)
•Definiton of a porn addicited scoundrel
•Finds it easy to get aroused, accidentally getting hard when staring at a half-exposed woman, still aren’t as bad as the next rank however.
S-RANK(Grandmaster beater)
•Goons 3-7 TIMES A DAY
•(This is my personal rank, the peak of gooning)
•Has shot multiple blanks
•Has tried to continue jerking even after cooming
•Enjoys gooning like it’s the best event of the day for them and feels a sense of joy even after cooming
•Has an account in all of their gooning websites and actively comments and rates videos
•Downloads all of their favourite videos
•Doesn’t care whether he is caught gooning or not
•Can get aroused by seeing an attractive or even mediocre woman doing normal things
•NoFap is almost impossible to them, doing it isn’t even a concept inside of their brains, they aren’t capable of doing it without years worth of effort and they know that
•Might not even survive without high-exposure to porn, most people like this need porn like they need water
•This is the pinnacle of gooning, anyone who say’s they do it over 8+ times a day is most likely larping, this is because it would be very likely that they would literally coom blood if they went much further than 7 times
Conclusion
That’s my gooning ranks, I have a lot of questions to ask you, what rank are you currently, when did you start jerking off, and what was your highest rank ever reached. I hope you enjoyed this thread to the few that read it and I hope that the ones coming to say DNR fucking kill themselves
Kindest regards,
Dstivvy
