Ranking masturbation positions

[Suhaibneedstobechad]

5. Hot take, in a chair feels really gay, feels like your a little cuckboy watching your wife get cracked
You also can’t take much liberty with the angle so it’s gonna be harder to clean up.
4, laying on a side this is just a worse version of laying down in ever way and now your looking sideways while gooning
and your ejectualition is tilted wierd
3, standing up this is where we get to the good positions it feels aura like you can dance a lil have bad neck posture to make it
Tuff like Ezra Miller in We need to talk about kevin
2, this might be a hot take but laying down isn’t at 1, it’s very good but doesn’t really engage you.

1, Crutched down it feels so primal and nice I pair this while looking at a corner

thread I promise this to is @qrdd

 

[GZod]

 

[horseman.]

Stroking ur shi while standing mogs

 

[arlo_420]

5. Hot take, in a chair feels really gay, feels like your a little cuckboy watching your wife get cracked
You also can’t take much liberty with the angle so it’s gonna be harder to clean up.
4, laying on a side this is just a worse version of laying down in ever way and now your looking sideways while gooning
and your ejectualition is tilted wierd
3, standing up this is where we get to the good positions it feels aura like you can dance a lil have bad neck posture to make it
Tuff like Ezra Miller in We need to talk about kevin
2, this might be a hot take but laying down isn’t at 1, it’s very good but doesn’t really engage you.

1, Crutched down it feels so primal and nice I pair this while looking at a corner

thread I promise this to is @qrdd

The best is pounding your bed pretending it's a girl

 

[iabsolvenico]

Posting bullshit

 

[osteoblasst]

5. Hot take, in a chair feels really gay, feels like your a little cuckboy watching your wife get cracked
You also can’t take much liberty with the angle so it’s gonna be harder to clean up.
4, laying on a side this is just a worse version of laying down in ever way and now your looking sideways while gooning
and your ejectualition is tilted wierd
3, standing up this is where we get to the good positions it feels aura like you can dance a lil have bad neck posture to make it
Tuff like Ezra Miller in We need to talk about kevin
2, this might be a hot take but laying down isn’t at 1, it’s very good but doesn’t really engage you.

1, Crutched down it feels so primal and nice I pair this while looking at a corner

thread I promise this to is @qrdd

standing feels best

 

[iabsolvenico]

The best is pounding your bed pretending it's a girl

Do you cut a hole in ur matress?

 

[xye]

1, Crutched down it feels so primal and nice I pair this while looking at a corner

you sure thats not equally cucked?

 

[rollthefuckingdice]

5. Hot take, in a chair feels really gay, feels like your a little cuckboy watching your wife get cracked
You also can’t take much liberty with the angle so it’s gonna be harder to clean up.
4, laying on a side this is just a worse version of laying down in ever way and now your looking sideways while gooning
and your ejectualition is tilted wierd
3, standing up this is where we get to the good positions it feels aura like you can dance a lil have bad neck posture to make it
Tuff like Ezra Miller in We need to talk about kevin
2, this might be a hot take but laying down isn’t at 1, it’s very good but doesn’t really engage you.

1, Crutched down it feels so primal and nice I pair this while looking at a corner

thread I promise this to is @qrdd

im concerned for you mental seek a therapist
its okay you dont have to kill yourself you have ppl in your life that care about you

 

[Suhaibneedstobechad]

you sure thats not equally cucked?

Nah it feels primal

 

[Suhaibneedstobechad]

im concerned for you mental seek a therapist
its okay you dont have to kill yourself you have ppl in your life that care about you

Get tf out my thread bitch

 

[stalk]

Beating in face down

 

[rollthefuckingdice]

Get tf out my thread bitch

im not religious but idk find god man start praying or sum shit you have too much free time

 

[salludonlite--]

5. Hot take, in a chair feels really gay, feels like your a little cuckboy watching your wife get cracked
You also can’t take much liberty with the angle so it’s gonna be harder to clean up.
4, laying on a side this is just a worse version of laying down in ever way and now your looking sideways while gooning
and your ejectualition is tilted wierd
3, standing up this is where we get to the good positions it feels aura like you can dance a lil have bad neck posture to make it
Tuff like Ezra Miller in We need to talk about kevin
2, this might be a hot take but laying down isn’t at 1, it’s very good but doesn’t really engage you.

1, Crutched down it feels so primal and nice I pair this while looking at a corner

thread I promise this to is @qrdd

 

[salludonlite--]

philosophers.org

 

[Suhaibneedstobechad]

philosophers.org

Ikr

 

[foreverstuckinLTN]

 

[salludonlite--]

yo when did i make this reply

 

[ghoulmania]

philosophers.org

you bring shame to us .org philosophers

 

[salludonlite--]

you bring shame to us .org philosophers

you bring shame to the soil that made the food to grow you to such a despicable creature

 

[ghoulmania]

you bring shame to the soil that made the food to grow you to such a despicable creature

i think i had a stroke reading this

 

[salludonlite--]

i think i had a stroke reading this

like a jerking off stroke of a brain stroke