Ranking methods to make your first $1000 as a teenager (US/Canada)

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This ranking is ONLY going to apply to teens anywhere between 14-18 and have no clue what to do to make their first band.
APPLIES TO ONLY CANADIANS/US

Assuming you don't have a criminal background or any health complications like being wheelchair ridden take notes
Rankings will go from D, C, B, A, and S, worst to best.
Method 1: Lawn care slave [C tier method]

Requirements:
- Push mower
- Gas
- Means of transport (for yourself and the mower)
- Many many Home Depot lawn bags
- need to be fairly NT (if you're ND the best you could get with this is just pity jobs and that's prolly gonna be a once or twice thing)
- cannot be a fat
- be ready to knock on over 30 doors daily and take a lot of nos

Pros:
- Cash payments
- Technically making connections
- Could get retaining clients
- Pocketing anywhere from $40 - $120 a job

Cons:

- most jobs will take 1-3 hours
- you're gonna be melting in the fucking sun mowing grass all day like a slave
- assuming youre nt when you're knocking on doors preaching dont worry you'll get a phone number written down like every 1 in 5/6 homes. the problem is after that, most people wont go forward with it and ghost you
- inefficent as shit (Forget about charging an hourly rate, they just want the result and do not give a fuck if it takes you 5 hours and ur asking $100 nigga they just want their lawn cut and will give you like $40-$60
- seasonal
- just a low roi method tbh
- "Connections", but really assuming you're middle class it doesn't mean shit to know a bunch of 9/5 uncs you'll gain really nothing from it. just get a job or volunteer for your resume & highschool credits.
- These middle class people are FRUGAL. THEY DONT CARE ABOUT YOUR HUSTLE. THEYRE CHEAP AS SHIT DRIVING 2015 KIAS. YOU THINK THEY'LL SPEND $80 FOR YOU TO CUT THEIR GRASS? THEY'RE GONNA DO THAT SHIT THEMSELVES OR GET THEIR KIDS TO DO IT THESE PEOPLE ARE CHEAP AS FUCK.

Overall: Not bad, but also not great, you're just gonna be slaving away for mid money imo

Method 2: Working a minimum wage job [B tier method]
Mcdonalds GIF by WOJACT

Requirements:
- MUST larp your resume (Employers do not give a fuck about your 50 hours of community service, they'll just hire 24 year old Pajeet living in the college dorm down the road, you need to make that shit as intruiging as possible for them to even CONSIDER you)
- Have connections (Friend, friend of friend, relative, etc.)
- Be ready to spike your cortisol and age yourself detrimentally
- Be ready to become sleep deprived
- Be ready to spend all your free time here

Pros:
- Guaranteed paychecks ($200 - 600/weekly)
- Getting a taste of what reality is like for low iqpilled people
- Usually easy and brainless

Cons:

- Hard stuck student wages at $16.20/hr (Lmfao, "student wage" is a funny clump of words for "Cheap labour so I can stack up even more profits")
- Working with doomcelled 20 year olds, weirdos, and you prolly wont get hired with your friend
- Stuck there till you clock out
- Low ROI for charismapilled/high iq people & you gain 0 skills
You're not gonna learn anything useful from this besides getting a wake up call of all of your doompilled 20 year old coworkers and weirdos who never became shit in life
- Prolly have a dickhead boss (you may get lucky with a good one but owners just hire unlikable and bossy people to manage their stores for control and efficiency) so be ready to be getting micromanaged by a 30 year old faggot still living w his parents collecting $24 an hour
- Extremely overrated
- If you're in Canada forget it you're never getting hired buddy all the indians got there first:lul::lul::lul::lul: in my area there were 4000 people who applied for a fucking cashier job at this one general store. insane

Overall: If you can get hired, and you don't care about spending your time doing anything else more productive, then do it. It's hard stuck paychecks for basically being a slave. This should be more of a phase if anything. This is still better than lawn mowing cus thats just slaving away in the blazing hot sun for literally chump change :ROFLMAO::ROFLMAO:

Method 3: Ewhoring [S tier method]
Sexy Post GIF

Requirements:
- Strong mind (you're gonna see a lot of dicks, weird messages, and weird requests so try to also social engineer good as if you're the girl)
- Opsec (operational security): Paypal e transfer obviously cannot be your male name, needs to be a girl, so getting a girl to accept payments or creating a burner paypal/ et
- Preferably a girl you can do this with (not required, but makes it easier)
- Possibly rooting your phone (will explain)
- Means of payment (Paypal, E transfer)
- high IQ (pre-screening, being able to tell they're easy and will give you money or are larps)

Pros:
- fairly easy to find prospects, theres actually a lot of weirdos out there who'll spend money on you
- wont take long to get your first pedo
- with a girl this will be an easy $100+ an hour. weird requests like snaps, voice memos, etc. all covered
- can do this all from the comfort of your room
- pays uncapped which is the greatest of it all, you can make $200 at once or $30 at once within minutes its very lucrative

Cons:

- Payment issues: shouldn't be an issue for the most part but if you exceed 10K in payments to your bank within less than an year all from e transfers the bank might question you. be prepared to social engineer.
- How are you going to accept payments? You need to have a girls name for the account.
- If you want to get more consistent plays you'll need a whore to do this with. Normal girls are stupid. they dont care about the money, as soon as they hear what they'll have to do they'll be difficult n shit. need a whore. who vapes and smokes pot. or a bop

Overall: Very high t, easy money, great because it's honestly not as saturated as everyone thinks it is because the barrier to entry is not low (You'll need to spend time setting everything up like accepting payments, many wont even do it cus theyre too high inhib and think they'll go to jail, its literally just chill money. Not to mention the fact that now identifiying these weird people you can get creative and find more lucrative ways to make money off them.

Method 4: Jugging/hamming [S tier method]
Still waiting on that za you ordered from a supposed "dealer" a few days ago? Well heres news for you buddy: you just got hammed and youre never getting that shit back nigga:lul::lul: ALWAYS deal cash in these situations unless you really know/trust the guy.
Hip Hop Team GIF by Christopher Pindling

Requirements:
- Low inhib
- Be nt (you're just gonna get played even attempting this)
- cannot be soft (they're gonna take advantage of you, or you will make critical errors in times where you need to do certain thnigs)
- Know yourself intrinsically (you need to have a clear understanding of your own moral compass, understand who you are, and the end goal of leaving this. )
- fairly high iq (or just knowledge/willingness to learn)
- actually be about it. you can't fake your way into this. people will know immediately if youre a poser. theyll press you, youll fold, and theyll prolly just take your shoes and your phone and ur gonna go home crying like a little pussy. There's no "thugmaxxing", most people arent cut for this. you should have already gone through certain traumas in your life to be qualified for this like growing up poor, moving towns/houses a lot, family issues, school trauma, etc.
Theres exceptions, but nobody gon take a white suburb kid tryna act hood seriously :lul::lul::lul: we know you have 2 loving parents and a 4 bed 3 bath house n ur parents drive a porsche dumbass

Pros:
- skies the limit with income ($80 to $300, $500,$1000+ daily, etc)
- you'll gain REAL valuable connections from this depending on what you do, not just knowing a bunch of mtn faggots and pajeets with 0 value at your McDonalds
- you'll get a lot of adrenaline, and it'll really open your perspective on the world in general
- It's no longer "Time = Money", it's "Action = Money"
you can hit a play on tuesday and just chill till the end of the week and hit another one on saturday and you just made just as much/more than your nigger friend who worked monday thru friday.
- serious character development

Cons:

- Real life risk. Depending on what you do, people will literally kill you if you do dumb shit to them
- Risking jail time. You fuck up, make a wrong move, trip or fall, forget to turn on Kill switch in your vpn, and youre toast
- Possibly die
- No saftey net (you can get scammed yourself, everyone is to each of their own best interests, everyones in it for the money not you)
- Opsec is always crucial with anything online related. it doesn't hurt to keep a vpn on even you're doing low-level shit that the feds could care less about.

Overall: A surprising majority will get away with it. Unlucky ones (Autistic people trying it, overally talkative ones, dislikeable ones, or just generally stupid ones) will face consequences and serve time. I'm sure you've seen the youtube videos online of the college girl who found a glitch in the store she worked at and took like $500,000 or something (prolly caught from talking too much abt it, improper laundering, the store prolly noticed the $500,00 went to directly her account :lul::lul::lul::lul:). Or that other story where some Ltn simswapped a Crypto ceo for 7 million but got caught from LITERALLY BRAGGING ABOUT IT ON IG LIVE AND MAKING IT HIS WHOLE PERSONA:feelswhy::feelswhy::feelswhy: (would've totally gotten away with it just staying low). You can make money off it but staying in this life should never be the end goal. You don't wanna be 30 hamming kids for fake carts and stealing phones. This should just be a phase you get in, make a good lump of money, and take on a morally good life and make money ethically and clean like a buisness.

Method 5: Crypto/stocks [B tier method]
Invest Stock Market GIF by xponentialdesign

Requirements:
- You need capital or a funded account
- Be willing to spend money on groups or experienced people like mentors in crypto/forex who can give you good signals
- have an outside source of income

Pros:
- You're learning how to trade better which is a really good skill to have
- No labour. Just buying and selling exchanges and coins
- Potentially could make really good money (a lot of luck, but you can actually get good at it which is how some people get funded accounts to trade other peoples money)
- I think everyone can become a good trader with experience and time. It's just pattern recognition and self-control. But of course some people are geuinely retarted and too emotional so they'll lose it all.


Overall: In the beginning this is not your main source of income. You can do this on the side though to develop your skills and get your feet wet in it.

Method 6: Reselling [S tier method]
Money Flexing GIF by Luclover

Requirements:
- Capital
- Means of transportation
- Patience

Pros:
- Brainless money
- high t
- you're also meeting up w people and will encounter all types of people. its cool
- learn negotiation (and its all over text too)

Cons:
- if you're reselling reps you COULD get in some trouble. the whole point of selling reps is to give them 1:1 products of the real thing which should be high quality so they dont complain or notice it. if youre getting bad feedback, youre doing something wrong.
- youre meeting all kinds of people - you could get robbed
- sales wont be immediate. do this on the side.


Overall: Im literally giving yall game. A good way to start is just buying and reselling phones. I kind of think of it like stocks, you invest in it because of its intrisic value, and while you have it, its yours and you can use it if you want, then just sell it at a profit (usually $50 to $80 above) when someone wants to buy it, rinse and repeat. good for the side. For example I'll lowball a phone listed at $350 for $200 and then sell it for $280 ($80 profit, and its cheaper!)
Where you get the reps is another story though, you can easily get scammed by Chinese suppliers. Listings can be decieving, especially airpods can seem good at first but after a week or so they'll have issues like shortlived batteries, constant reconnecting, etc. good luck with refunds, it's foreign and petty claims cus your orders are prolly under $5000 i assume:lul::lul:
This is kind of the barrier to entry for many beginners nowadays, they'll blow through 100 to 200 and then just give up. experienced people thrive here though. I've been reselling for 8 months now and i'm eating good. i have other hustles too, but i cannot give reselling enough credit. its just free money imo.
dm me if you want help w it.

Method 7: Long Form Video YouTube Ad Revenue [D tier method]
new york news GIF

Requirements:
- Have a decent computer to edit with/good wifi
- Have time in the day to do this daily

Pros:
- The only way you make money doing this is if you make already proven-viral content like Police footage. If you're somehow to get early police footage like those big channels, you could make some money off this. CPM for them I imagine is like $5 to $7, so like $5000 per 1m views. To get to that point will be 4-5 months ideally. Of course thats if you make good videos, dont make the quality shit, have good subtilties, know how to edit, arent retarted, etc. and dont give up. Tbh, not worth it for most people. You'll be spending lots of hours editing videos and aren't really gaining any valuable skills besides editing videos (not a monetizable skill btw in 2025)

Cons:
- big waste of time
- 0 aura
- dont even THINK youre boutta make bands off Youtube shorts PURELY off adsense:lul::lul::lul::lul: shits like fucking pennies per 1000 views. relying 100% PURELY off viral shorts is not good at all.

Overall: I'm not gonna just shit on it and say you CANT make money on it, obviously you can, it's a proven buisness model, getting to $40k/mo is a real thing, it just depends on how much you believe in it and willing to put the work in. personally for me though, not worth the time, editing isnt really a monetizeable skill long term. this is more like a thing you dive into after making good money with a more stable internet buisness like dropshipping or an ai agency and you got the resources to invest in youtube automation and run it up for 4-6 months.

But you're not making $6k mo off online money rn, you're a broke ass teen s you're not gonna make your first 1000 off this shit let alone a single fucking dollar:lul::lul::lul: youtube monetization also become stricter now you need 90m short views ON TOP of the 1000 required subs and 4000 watch hours (It was easier back in 2020, all you needed was like 500 subs and 1000 watch hours, i made $1000 off adsense though it was a gaming channel when i was hella young in early elementary)

Method 8: Dropshipping/Ecomm [A tier method]
matrix GIF

Requirements:
- Patience
- Self-belief
- Some capital, not too much
- IQ & problem solving
- a laptop & phone

Pros:
- Good longevity (once you get the ball rolling, you're set)
- Learning real skills (marketing, customer management, supplier negotiating, etc.)
- Clean money, real buisness (because its a clean & real buisness it has value (that means u can sell it!))

Cons:
- Takes time
- Most aren't cut for it
- Need to genuinely be delusional to succeed in this

Overall: This sits near Crypto tbh, as it's not immediate income to make your first band, but it has great longevity and it's something you should consider growing in. the start is the hardest, its where everyone gets filtered out, and thats where all the "its a scam" talk comes from. it's like a psychological barrier to entry, kind of funny the way it works


HM: Rapping
Happy Clapping GIF

Rapping is talentpilled & blackpilled.
Unless you're Pop Smoke and blow up your first year,
MINIMUM 1-2 years of geniune love for rapping and work till you see any kind of real fame.
A good example of succeeding in this path is Nettspend. HTN, arguably CL, blew up at 16, viral bangers at 17 like Nothing like uuu (Tiktok viral), now 18 with over a million monthly listeners performing at Rolling Loud in front of thousands and prolly making WELL OVER $30K/mo. Maybe more like $50K/mo. Insane SMV from rapper halo and overall image, you can say what you want about him but if he pulled up to your highschool I guarantee you all the girls would be starstruck and wanna tap :lul::lul::lul::lul:. Honestly refreshing to see that anything is really possible and this could be anyone. Rappers blow up every year
Need the look. Need the voice. These are 80% of the battle. The other 20% is knowing how to rap tbh :ROFLMAO: anyone can rap tbh, just get high and watch the lyrics flow out of your head
 
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This ranking is ONLY going to apply to teens anywhere between 14-18 and have no clue what to do to make their first band.
APPLIES TO ONLY CANADIANS/US

Assuming you don't have a criminal background or any health complications like being wheelchair ridden take notes
Rankings will go from D, C, B, A, and S, worst to best.
Method 1: Lawn care slave [C tier method]

Requirements:
- Push mower
- Gas
- Means of transport (for yourself and the mower)
- Many many Home Depot lawn bags
- need to be fairly NT (if you're ND the best you could get with this is just pity jobs and that's prolly gonna be a once or twice thing)
- cannot be a fat
- be ready to knock on over 30 doors daily and take a lot of nos

Pros:
- Cash payments
- Technically making connections
- Could get retaining clients
- Pocketing anywhere from $40 - $120 a job

Cons:

- most jobs will take 1-3 hours
- you're gonna be melting in the fucking sun mowing grass all day like a slave
- assuming youre nt when you're knocking on doors preaching dont worry you'll get a phone number written down like every 1 in 5/6 homes. the problem is after that, most people wont go forward with it and ghost you
- inefficent as shit (Forget about charging an hourly rate, they just want the result and do not give a fuck if it takes you 5 hours and ur asking $100 nigga they just want their lawn cut and will give you like $40-$60
- seasonal
- just a low roi method tbh
- "Connections", but really assuming you're middle class it doesn't mean shit to know a bunch of 9/5 uncs you'll gain really nothing from it. just get a job or volunteer for your resume & highschool credits.
- These middle class people are FRUGAL. THEY DONT CARE ABOUT YOUR HUSTLE. THEYRE CHEAP AS SHIT DRIVING 2015 KIAS. YOU THINK THEY'LL SPEND $80 FOR YOU TO CUT THEIR GRASS? THEY'RE GONNA DO THAT SHIT THEMSELVES OR GET THEIR KIDS TO DO IT THESE PEOPLE ARE CHEAP AS FUCK.

Overall: Not bad, but also not great, you're just gonna be slaving away for mid money imo

Method 2: Working a minimum wage job [B tier method]
Mcdonalds GIF by WOJACT

Requirements:
- MUST larp your resume (Employers do not give a fuck about your 50 hours of community service, they'll just hire 24 year old Pajeet living in the college dorm down the road, you need to make that shit as intruiging as possible for them to even CONSIDER you)
- Have connections (Friend, friend of friend, relative, etc.)
- Be ready to spike your cortisol and age yourself detrimentally
- Be ready to become sleep deprived
- Be ready to spend all your free time here

Pros:
- Guaranteed paychecks ($200 - 600/weekly)
- Getting a taste of what reality is like for low iqpilled people
- Usually easy and brainless

Cons:

- Hard stuck student wages at $16.20/hr (Lmfao, "student wage" is a funny clump of words for "Cheap labour so I can stack up even more profits")
- Working with doomcelled 20 year olds, weirdos, and you prolly wont get hired with your friend
- Stuck there till you clock out
- Low ROI for charismapilled/high iq people & you gain 0 skills
You're not gonna learn anything useful from this besides getting a wake up call of all of your doompilled 20 year old coworkers and weirdos who never became shit in life
- Prolly have a dickhead boss (you may get lucky with a good one but owners just hire unlikable and bossy people to manage their stores for control and efficiency) so be ready to be getting micromanaged by a 30 year old faggot still living w his parents collecting $24 an hour
- Extremely overrated
- If you're in Canada forget it you're never getting hired buddy all the indians got there first:lul::lul::lul::lul: in my area there were 4000 people who applied for a fucking cashier job at this one general store. insane

Overall: If you can get hired, and you don't care about spending your time doing anything else more productive, then do it. It's hard stuck paychecks for basically being a slave. This should be more of a phase if anything. This is still better than lawn mowing cus thats just slaving away in the blazing hot sun for literally chump change :ROFLMAO::ROFLMAO:

Method 3: Ewhoring [S tier method]
Sexy Post GIF

Requirements:
- Strong mind (you're gonna see a lot of dicks, weird messages, and weird requests so try to also social engineer good as if you're the girl)
- Opsec (operational security): Paypal e transfer obviously cannot be your male name, needs to be a girl, so getting a girl to accept payments or creating a burner paypal/ et
- Preferably a girl you can do this with (not required, but makes it easier)
- Possibly rooting your phone (will explain)
- Means of payment (Paypal, E transfer)
- high IQ (pre-screening, being able to tell they're easy and will give you money or are larps)

Pros:
- fairly easy to find prospects, theres actually a lot of weirdos out there who'll spend money on you
- wont take long to get your first pedo
- with a girl this will be an easy $100+ an hour. weird requests like snaps, voice memos, etc. all covered
- can do this all from the comfort of your room
- pays uncapped which is the greatest of it all, you can make $200 at once or $30 at once within minutes its very lucrative

Cons:

- Payment issues: shouldn't be an issue for the most part but if you exceed 10K in payments to your bank within less than an year all from e transfers the bank might question you. be prepared to social engineer.
- How are you going to accept payments? You need to have a girls name for the account.
- If you want to get more consistent plays you'll need a whore to do this with. Normal girls are stupid. they dont care about the money, as soon as they hear what they'll have to do they'll be difficult n shit. need a whore. who vapes and smokes pot. or a bop

Overall: Very high t, easy money, great because it's honestly not as saturated as everyone thinks it is because the barrier to entry is not low (You'll need to spend time setting everything up like accepting payments, many wont even do it cus theyre too high inhib and think they'll go to jail, its literally just chill money. Not to mention the fact that now identifiying these weird people you can get creative and find more lucrative ways to make money off them.

Method 4: Jugging/hamming [S tier method]
Still waiting on that za you ordered from a supposed "dealer" a few days ago? Well heres news for you buddy: you just got hammed and youre never getting that shit back nigga:lul::lul: ALWAYS deal cash in these situations unless you really know/trust the guy.
Hip Hop Team GIF by Christopher Pindling

Requirements:
- Low inhib
- Be nt (you're just gonna get played even attempting this)
- cannot be soft (they're gonna take advantage of you, or you will make critical errors in times where you need to do certain thnigs)
- Know yourself intrinsically (you need to have a clear understanding of your own moral compass, understand who you are, and the end goal of leaving this. )
- fairly high iq (or just knowledge/willingness to learn)
- actually be about it. you can't fake your way into this. people will know immediately if youre a poser. theyll press you, youll fold, and theyll prolly just take your shoes and your phone and ur gonna go home crying like a little pussy. There's no "thugmaxxing", most people arent cut for this. you should have already gone through certain traumas in your life to be qualified for this like growing up poor, moving towns/houses a lot, family issues, school trauma, etc.
Theres exceptions, but nobody gon take a white suburb kid tryna act hood seriously :lul::lul::lul: we know you have 2 loving parents and a 4 bed 3 bath house n ur parents drive a porsche dumbass

Pros:
- skies the limit with income ($80 to $300, $500,$1000+ daily, etc)
- you'll gain REAL valuable connections from this depending on what you do, not just knowing a bunch of mtn faggots and pajeets with 0 value at your McDonalds
- you'll get a lot of adrenaline, and it'll really open your perspective on the world in general
- It's no longer "Time = Money", it's "Action = Money"
you can hit a play on tuesday and just chill till the end of the week and hit another one on saturday and you just made just as much/more than your nigger friend who worked monday thru friday.
- serious character development

Cons:

- Real life risk. Depending on what you do, people will literally kill you if you do dumb shit to them
- Risking jail time. You fuck up, make a wrong move, trip or fall, forget to turn on Kill switch in your vpn, and youre toast
- Possibly die
- No saftey net (you can get scammed yourself, everyone is to each of their own best interests, everyones in it for the money not you)
- Opsec is always crucial with anything online related. it doesn't hurt to keep a vpn on even you're doing low-level shit that the feds could care less about.

Overall: A surprising majority will get away with it. Unlucky ones (Autistic people trying it, overally talkative ones, dislikeable ones, or just generally stupid ones) will face consequences and serve time. I'm sure you've seen the youtube videos online of the college girl who found a glitch in the store she worked at and took like $500,000 or something (prolly caught from talking too much abt it, improper laundering, the store prolly noticed the $500,00 went to directly her account :lul::lul::lul::lul:). Or that other story where some Ltn simswapped a Crypto ceo for 7 million but got caught from LITERALLY BRAGGING ABOUT IT ON IG LIVE AND MAKING IT HIS WHOLE PERSONA:feelswhy::feelswhy::feelswhy: (would've totally gotten away with it just staying low). You can make money off it but staying in this life should never be the end goal. You don't wanna be 30 hamming kids for fake carts and stealing phones. This should just be a phase you get in, make a good lump of money, and take on a morally good life and make money ethically and clean like a buisness.

Method 5: Crypto/stocks [B tier method]
Invest Stock Market GIF by xponentialdesign

Requirements:
- You need capital or a funded account
- Be willing to spend money on groups or experienced people like mentors in crypto/forex who can give you good signals
- have an outside source of income

Pros:
- You're learning how to trade better which is a really good skill to have
- No labour. Just buying and selling exchanges and coins
- Potentially could make really good money (a lot of luck, but you can actually get good at it which is how some people get funded accounts to trade other peoples money)
- I think everyone can become a good trader with experience and time. It's just pattern recognition and self-control. But of course some people are geuinely retarted and too emotional so they'll lose it all.


Overall: In the beginning this is not your main source of income. You can do this on the side though to develop your skills and get your feet wet in it.

Method 6: Reselling [S tier method]
Money Flexing GIF by Luclover

Requirements:
- Capital
- Means of transportation
- Patience

Pros:
- Brainless money
- high t
- you're also meeting up w people and will encounter all types of people. its cool
- learn negotiation (and its all over text too)

Cons:
- if you're reselling reps you COULD get in some trouble. the whole point of selling reps is to give them 1:1 products of the real thing which should be high quality so they dont complain or notice it. if youre getting bad feedback, youre doing something wrong.
- youre meeting all kinds of people - you could get robbed
- sales wont be immediate. do this on the side.


Overall: Im literally giving yall game. A good way to start is just buying and reselling phones. I kind of think of it like stocks, you invest in it because of its intrisic value, and while you have it, its yours and you can use it if you want, then just sell it at a profit (usually $50 to $80 above) when someone wants to buy it, rinse and repeat. good for the side. For example I'll lowball a phone listed at $350 for $200 and then sell it for $280 ($80 profit, and its cheaper!)
Where you get the reps is another story though, you can easily get scammed by Chinese suppliers. Listings can be decieving, especially airpods can seem good at first but after a week or so they'll have issues like shortlived batteries, constant reconnecting, etc. good luck with refunds, it's foreign and petty claims cus your orders are prolly under $5000 i assume:lul::lul:
This is kind of the barrier to entry for many beginners nowadays, they'll blow through 100 to 200 and then just give up. experienced people thrive here though. I've been reselling for 8 months now and i'm eating good. i have other hustles too, but i cannot give reselling enough credit. its just free money imo.
dm me if you want help w it.

Method 7: Long Form Video YouTube Ad Revenue [D tier method]
new york news GIF

Requirements:
- Have a decent computer to edit with/good wifi
- Have time in the day to do this daily

Pros:
- The only way you make money doing this is if you make already proven-viral content like Police footage. If you're somehow to get early police footage like those big channels, you could make some money off this. CPM for them I imagine is like $5 to $7, so like $5000 per 1m views. To get to that point will be 4-5 months ideally. Of course thats if you make good videos, dont make the quality shit, have good subtilties, know how to edit, arent retarted, etc. and dont give up. Tbh, not worth it for most people. You'll be spending lots of hours editing videos and aren't really gaining any valuable skills besides editing videos (not a monetizable skill btw in 2025)

Cons:
- big waste of time
- 0 aura
- dont even THINK youre boutta make bands off Youtube shorts PURELY off adsense:lul::lul::lul::lul: shits like fucking pennies per 1000 views. relying 100% PURELY off viral shorts is not good at all.

Overall: I'm not gonna just shit on it and say you CANT make money on it, obviously you can, it's a proven buisness model, getting to $40k/mo is a real thing, it just depends on how much you believe in it and willing to put the work in. personally for me though, not worth the time, editing isnt really a monetizeable skill long term. this is more like a thing you dive into after making good money with a more stable internet buisness like dropshipping or an ai agency and you got the resources to invest in youtube automation and run it up for 4-6 months.

But you're not making $6k mo off online money rn, you're a broke ass teen s you're not gonna make your first 1000 off this shit let alone a single fucking dollar:lul::lul::lul: youtube monetization also become stricter now you need 90m short views ON TOP of the 1000 required subs and 4000 watch hours (It was easier back in 2020, all you needed was like 500 subs and 1000 watch hours, i made $1000 off adsense though it was a gaming channel when i was hella young in early elementary)

Method 8: Dropshipping/Ecomm [A tier method]
matrix GIF

Requirements:
- Patience
- Self-belief
- Some capital, not too much
- IQ & problem solving
- a laptop & phone

Pros:
- Good longevity (once you get the ball rolling, you're set)
- Learning real skills (marketing, customer management, supplier negotiating, etc.)
- Clean money, real buisness (because its a clean & real buisness it has value (that means u can sell it!))

Cons:
- Takes time
- Most aren't cut for it
- Need to genuinely be delusional to succeed in this

Overall: This sits near Crypto tbh, as it's not immediate income to make your first band, but it has great longevity and it's something you should consider growing in. the start is the hardest, its where everyone gets filtered out, and thats where all the "its a scam" talk comes from. it's like a psychological barrier to entry, kind of funny the way it works


HM: Rapping
Happy Clapping GIF

Rapping is talentpilled & blackpilled.
Unless you're Pop Smoke and blow up your first year,
MINIMUM 1-2 years of geniune love for rapping and work till you see any kind of real fame.
Need the look. Need the voice. These are 80% of the battle. The other 20% is knowing how to rap tbh :ROFLMAO: anyone can rap tbh, just get high and watch the lyrics flow out of your head
Next is the guide to how to make your first band:sneaky:
 
this is facts, reselling is S+++ tier, made thousands at 14 i felt like elon musk bhai
 
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how do find people for method 3? also do femboys work for method 3 in your opinion n like can you talk about it more like wht exctly do we do when we find the first pedo
 
how do find people for method 3? also do femboys work for method 3 in your opinion n like can you talk about it more like wht exctly do we do when we find the first pedo
quick add just get creative you should be more worried abt how to even accept payments before that tbh
 
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Next is the guide to how to make your first band:sneaky:
Boy band? I love you bands. Looking at the way they move their bodies on stage gets me so excited.
 
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This ranking is ONLY going to apply to teens anywhere between 14-18 and have no clue what to do to make their first band.
APPLIES TO ONLY CANADIANS/US

Assuming you don't have a criminal background or any health complications like being wheelchair ridden take notes
Rankings will go from D, C, B, A, and S, worst to best.
Method 1: Lawn care slave [C tier method]

Requirements:
- Push mower
- Gas
- Means of transport (for yourself and the mower)
- Many many Home Depot lawn bags
- need to be fairly NT (if you're ND the best you could get with this is just pity jobs and that's prolly gonna be a once or twice thing)
- cannot be a fat
- be ready to knock on over 30 doors daily and take a lot of nos

Pros:
- Cash payments
- Technically making connections
- Could get retaining clients
- Pocketing anywhere from $40 - $120 a job

Cons:

- most jobs will take 1-3 hours
- you're gonna be melting in the fucking sun mowing grass all day like a slave
- assuming youre nt when you're knocking on doors preaching dont worry you'll get a phone number written down like every 1 in 5/6 homes. the problem is after that, most people wont go forward with it and ghost you
- inefficent as shit (Forget about charging an hourly rate, they just want the result and do not give a fuck if it takes you 5 hours and ur asking $100 nigga they just want their lawn cut and will give you like $40-$60
- seasonal
- just a low roi method tbh
- "Connections", but really assuming you're middle class it doesn't mean shit to know a bunch of 9/5 uncs you'll gain really nothing from it. just get a job or volunteer for your resume & highschool credits.
- These middle class people are FRUGAL. THEY DONT CARE ABOUT YOUR HUSTLE. THEYRE CHEAP AS SHIT DRIVING 2015 KIAS. YOU THINK THEY'LL SPEND $80 FOR YOU TO CUT THEIR GRASS? THEY'RE GONNA DO THAT SHIT THEMSELVES OR GET THEIR KIDS TO DO IT THESE PEOPLE ARE CHEAP AS FUCK.

Overall: Not bad, but also not great, you're just gonna be slaving away for mid money imo

Method 2: Working a minimum wage job [B tier method]
Mcdonalds GIF by WOJACT

Requirements:
- MUST larp your resume (Employers do not give a fuck about your 50 hours of community service, they'll just hire 24 year old Pajeet living in the college dorm down the road, you need to make that shit as intruiging as possible for them to even CONSIDER you)
- Have connections (Friend, friend of friend, relative, etc.)
- Be ready to spike your cortisol and age yourself detrimentally
- Be ready to become sleep deprived
- Be ready to spend all your free time here

Pros:
- Guaranteed paychecks ($200 - 600/weekly)
- Getting a taste of what reality is like for low iqpilled people
- Usually easy and brainless

Cons:

- Hard stuck student wages at $16.20/hr (Lmfao, "student wage" is a funny clump of words for "Cheap labour so I can stack up even more profits")
- Working with doomcelled 20 year olds, weirdos, and you prolly wont get hired with your friend
- Stuck there till you clock out
- Low ROI for charismapilled/high iq people & you gain 0 skills
You're not gonna learn anything useful from this besides getting a wake up call of all of your doompilled 20 year old coworkers and weirdos who never became shit in life
- Prolly have a dickhead boss (you may get lucky with a good one but owners just hire unlikable and bossy people to manage their stores for control and efficiency) so be ready to be getting micromanaged by a 30 year old faggot still living w his parents collecting $24 an hour
- Extremely overrated
- If you're in Canada forget it you're never getting hired buddy all the indians got there first:lul::lul::lul::lul: in my area there were 4000 people who applied for a fucking cashier job at this one general store. insane

Overall: If you can get hired, and you don't care about spending your time doing anything else more productive, then do it. It's hard stuck paychecks for basically being a slave. This should be more of a phase if anything. This is still better than lawn mowing cus thats just slaving away in the blazing hot sun for literally chump change :ROFLMAO::ROFLMAO:

Method 3: Ewhoring [S tier method]
Sexy Post GIF

Requirements:
- Strong mind (you're gonna see a lot of dicks, weird messages, and weird requests so try to also social engineer good as if you're the girl)
- Opsec (operational security): Paypal e transfer obviously cannot be your male name, needs to be a girl, so getting a girl to accept payments or creating a burner paypal/ et
- Preferably a girl you can do this with (not required, but makes it easier)
- Possibly rooting your phone (will explain)
- Means of payment (Paypal, E transfer)
- high IQ (pre-screening, being able to tell they're easy and will give you money or are larps)

Pros:
- fairly easy to find prospects, theres actually a lot of weirdos out there who'll spend money on you
- wont take long to get your first pedo
- with a girl this will be an easy $100+ an hour. weird requests like snaps, voice memos, etc. all covered
- can do this all from the comfort of your room
- pays uncapped which is the greatest of it all, you can make $200 at once or $30 at once within minutes its very lucrative

Cons:

- Payment issues: shouldn't be an issue for the most part but if you exceed 10K in payments to your bank within less than an year all from e transfers the bank might question you. be prepared to social engineer.
- How are you going to accept payments? You need to have a girls name for the account.
- If you want to get more consistent plays you'll need a whore to do this with. Normal girls are stupid. they dont care about the money, as soon as they hear what they'll have to do they'll be difficult n shit. need a whore. who vapes and smokes pot. or a bop

Overall: Very high t, easy money, great because it's honestly not as saturated as everyone thinks it is because the barrier to entry is not low (You'll need to spend time setting everything up like accepting payments, many wont even do it cus theyre too high inhib and think they'll go to jail, its literally just chill money. Not to mention the fact that now identifiying these weird people you can get creative and find more lucrative ways to make money off them.

Method 4: Jugging/hamming [S tier method]
Still waiting on that za you ordered from a supposed "dealer" a few days ago? Well heres news for you buddy: you just got hammed and youre never getting that shit back nigga:lul::lul: ALWAYS deal cash in these situations unless you really know/trust the guy.
Hip Hop Team GIF by Christopher Pindling

Requirements:
- Low inhib
- Be nt (you're just gonna get played even attempting this)
- cannot be soft (they're gonna take advantage of you, or you will make critical errors in times where you need to do certain thnigs)
- Know yourself intrinsically (you need to have a clear understanding of your own moral compass, understand who you are, and the end goal of leaving this. )
- fairly high iq (or just knowledge/willingness to learn)
- actually be about it. you can't fake your way into this. people will know immediately if youre a poser. theyll press you, youll fold, and theyll prolly just take your shoes and your phone and ur gonna go home crying like a little pussy. There's no "thugmaxxing", most people arent cut for this. you should have already gone through certain traumas in your life to be qualified for this like growing up poor, moving towns/houses a lot, family issues, school trauma, etc.
Theres exceptions, but nobody gon take a white suburb kid tryna act hood seriously :lul::lul::lul: we know you have 2 loving parents and a 4 bed 3 bath house n ur parents drive a porsche dumbass

Pros:
- skies the limit with income ($80 to $300, $500,$1000+ daily, etc)
- you'll gain REAL valuable connections from this depending on what you do, not just knowing a bunch of mtn faggots and pajeets with 0 value at your McDonalds
- you'll get a lot of adrenaline, and it'll really open your perspective on the world in general
- It's no longer "Time = Money", it's "Action = Money"
you can hit a play on tuesday and just chill till the end of the week and hit another one on saturday and you just made just as much/more than your nigger friend who worked monday thru friday.
- serious character development

Cons:

- Real life risk. Depending on what you do, people will literally kill you if you do dumb shit to them
- Risking jail time. You fuck up, make a wrong move, trip or fall, forget to turn on Kill switch in your vpn, and youre toast
- Possibly die
- No saftey net (you can get scammed yourself, everyone is to each of their own best interests, everyones in it for the money not you)
- Opsec is always crucial with anything online related. it doesn't hurt to keep a vpn on even you're doing low-level shit that the feds could care less about.

Overall: A surprising majority will get away with it. Unlucky ones (Autistic people trying it, overally talkative ones, dislikeable ones, or just generally stupid ones) will face consequences and serve time. I'm sure you've seen the youtube videos online of the college girl who found a glitch in the store she worked at and took like $500,000 or something (prolly caught from talking too much abt it, improper laundering, the store prolly noticed the $500,00 went to directly her account :lul::lul::lul::lul:). Or that other story where some Ltn simswapped a Crypto ceo for 7 million but got caught from LITERALLY BRAGGING ABOUT IT ON IG LIVE AND MAKING IT HIS WHOLE PERSONA:feelswhy::feelswhy::feelswhy: (would've totally gotten away with it just staying low). You can make money off it but staying in this life should never be the end goal. You don't wanna be 30 hamming kids for fake carts and stealing phones. This should just be a phase you get in, make a good lump of money, and take on a morally good life and make money ethically and clean like a buisness.

Method 5: Crypto/stocks [B tier method]
Invest Stock Market GIF by xponentialdesign

Requirements:
- You need capital or a funded account
- Be willing to spend money on groups or experienced people like mentors in crypto/forex who can give you good signals
- have an outside source of income

Pros:
- You're learning how to trade better which is a really good skill to have
- No labour. Just buying and selling exchanges and coins
- Potentially could make really good money (a lot of luck, but you can actually get good at it which is how some people get funded accounts to trade other peoples money)
- I think everyone can become a good trader with experience and time. It's just pattern recognition and self-control. But of course some people are geuinely retarted and too emotional so they'll lose it all.


Overall: In the beginning this is not your main source of income. You can do this on the side though to develop your skills and get your feet wet in it.

Method 6: Reselling [S tier method]
Money Flexing GIF by Luclover

Requirements:
- Capital
- Means of transportation
- Patience

Pros:
- Brainless money
- high t
- you're also meeting up w people and will encounter all types of people. its cool
- learn negotiation (and its all over text too)

Cons:
- if you're reselling reps you COULD get in some trouble. the whole point of selling reps is to give them 1:1 products of the real thing which should be high quality so they dont complain or notice it. if youre getting bad feedback, youre doing something wrong.
- youre meeting all kinds of people - you could get robbed
- sales wont be immediate. do this on the side.


Overall: Im literally giving yall game. A good way to start is just buying and reselling phones. I kind of think of it like stocks, you invest in it because of its intrisic value, and while you have it, its yours and you can use it if you want, then just sell it at a profit (usually $50 to $80 above) when someone wants to buy it, rinse and repeat. good for the side. For example I'll lowball a phone listed at $350 for $200 and then sell it for $280 ($80 profit, and its cheaper!)
Where you get the reps is another story though, you can easily get scammed by Chinese suppliers. Listings can be decieving, especially airpods can seem good at first but after a week or so they'll have issues like shortlived batteries, constant reconnecting, etc. good luck with refunds, it's foreign and petty claims cus your orders are prolly under $5000 i assume:lul::lul:
This is kind of the barrier to entry for many beginners nowadays, they'll blow through 100 to 200 and then just give up. experienced people thrive here though. I've been reselling for 8 months now and i'm eating good. i have other hustles too, but i cannot give reselling enough credit. its just free money imo.
dm me if you want help w it.

Method 7: Long Form Video YouTube Ad Revenue [D tier method]
new york news GIF

Requirements:
- Have a decent computer to edit with/good wifi
- Have time in the day to do this daily

Pros:
- The only way you make money doing this is if you make already proven-viral content like Police footage. If you're somehow to get early police footage like those big channels, you could make some money off this. CPM for them I imagine is like $5 to $7, so like $5000 per 1m views. To get to that point will be 4-5 months ideally. Of course thats if you make good videos, dont make the quality shit, have good subtilties, know how to edit, arent retarted, etc. and dont give up. Tbh, not worth it for most people. You'll be spending lots of hours editing videos and aren't really gaining any valuable skills besides editing videos (not a monetizable skill btw in 2025)

Cons:
- big waste of time
- 0 aura
- dont even THINK youre boutta make bands off Youtube shorts PURELY off adsense:lul::lul::lul::lul: shits like fucking pennies per 1000 views. relying 100% PURELY off viral shorts is not good at all.

Overall: I'm not gonna just shit on it and say you CANT make money on it, obviously you can, it's a proven buisness model, getting to $40k/mo is a real thing, it just depends on how much you believe in it and willing to put the work in. personally for me though, not worth the time, editing isnt really a monetizeable skill long term. this is more like a thing you dive into after making good money with a more stable internet buisness like dropshipping or an ai agency and you got the resources to invest in youtube automation and run it up for 4-6 months.

But you're not making $6k mo off online money rn, you're a broke ass teen s you're not gonna make your first 1000 off this shit let alone a single fucking dollar:lul::lul::lul: youtube monetization also become stricter now you need 90m short views ON TOP of the 1000 required subs and 4000 watch hours (It was easier back in 2020, all you needed was like 500 subs and 1000 watch hours, i made $1000 off adsense though it was a gaming channel when i was hella young in early elementary)

Method 8: Dropshipping/Ecomm [A tier method]
matrix GIF

Requirements:
- Patience
- Self-belief
- Some capital, not too much
- IQ & problem solving
- a laptop & phone

Pros:
- Good longevity (once you get the ball rolling, you're set)
- Learning real skills (marketing, customer management, supplier negotiating, etc.)
- Clean money, real buisness (because its a clean & real buisness it has value (that means u can sell it!))

Cons:
- Takes time
- Most aren't cut for it
- Need to genuinely be delusional to succeed in this

Overall: This sits near Crypto tbh, as it's not immediate income to make your first band, but it has great longevity and it's something you should consider growing in. the start is the hardest, its where everyone gets filtered out, and thats where all the "its a scam" talk comes from. it's like a psychological barrier to entry, kind of funny the way it works


HM: Rapping
Happy Clapping GIF

Rapping is talentpilled & blackpilled.
Unless you're Pop Smoke and blow up your first year,
MINIMUM 1-2 years of geniune love for rapping and work till you see any kind of real fame.
A good example of succeeding in this path is Nettspend. HTN, arguably CL, blew up at 16, viral bangers at 17 like Nothing like uuu (Tiktok viral), now 18 with over a million monthly listeners performing at Rolling Loud in front of thousands and prolly making WELL OVER $30K/mo. Maybe more like $50K/mo. Insane SMV from rapper halo and overall image, you can say what you want about him but if he pulled up to your highschool I guarantee you all the girls would be starstruck and wanna tap :lul::lul::lul::lul:. Honestly refreshing to see that anything is really possible and this could be anyone. Rappers blow up every year
Need the look. Need the voice. These are 80% of the battle. The other 20% is knowing how to rap tbh :ROFLMAO: anyone can rap tbh, just get high and watch the lyrics flow out of your head
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