ranking my exes from best to worst

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so as you niggas know, i have a playlist which one song dedicated to each ex

some scott pilgrim shit:feelskek:



here is the playlist if you want to listen to it, to you it’ll sound like nothing

to me it’s a huge walk down memory lane, these women have lead me to be the cynical emotional sensitive boy

they’ll be ranked from worst to best

13. Something about you - Eyedress




this is a girl from when i was in 10th grade, year 10 as you great britistani niggas would say @ThraxxGlo

nothing particular to say, i remember listening to this song and thinking “she’s the prettiest girl i’ve ever seen” this is just the kind of hopeless romantic i am

we were both in geometry together back when i was a wee bit lad, i played with her hair often

a very fond memory i have is of us sitting together, me tidying up her hair, tucking it into her ear as we made eye contact, very intimate moment

i’ll keep this short, i could honestly type entire books about each and every single of these women but i’ll keep it short


TLDR: song reminds me of her because i genuinely believed her to be the most beautiful girl i’d ever seen, i think the limerence has run off

shes a mtb facially with ltb body



12. I Will Do This for the Rest of My Life - Julia Brown



this was a one sided relationship, although i should rank her higher simply for how devout she was to me

a very loyal girl, she liked me for 2 years before we dated, i always considered her ugly, though objectively she was probably a high ltb maybe low mtb

this was short lived too only dating for about a week before i left her for a girl i’ll rank in here, she’ll go a bit higher though

basically she was extremely loyal, i could tell she always liked me, never dated anyone because she liked me,

we always made awkward eye contact, i regret being high inhib and not speaking to her sooner

her friend would tell me that she liked me and i could see her getting red in the face,

the song reminds me of her because i feel like i’ll regret this for the rest of my life, however we both know i would’ve ranked her higher was this the case

11. surgeons dogma - yabujin



this girl i don’t have much to say about, short lived too, first girl i ever asked for nudes too, i was used to just having them sent without asking

she was the proper slutty gyal, had b cups so relatively small tits

she had a peak body, slender thin yet looked fertile and youthful, not like the anorexic victoria secret models

this song reminds me of her because she liked yabujin and this was her favorite one


10. young - Vacations




this is not my proudest shagg, technically my first girlfriend but i’ll get into that more

this girl was fat, im not saying ultra fat, but a proper big bodied woman

had a hourglass despite being sorta fat, anyway this was when i was a weee bit lad, 14 or 15 i can’t remember correctly

this girl loved me so deeply, i couldn’t get behind her looks,

this was when i was into that redpill manipulation bullshit, id text her once a day for days at a time, id lovebomb her afterwards for a day or two

she loved me so deeply fwark, makes me realize i had so many opportunities to LTR some virgin pussy and get married at 18:feelsohgod:

i also left this girl for another one i’ll rank some spaces above this, they were friends too which is the part that makes me kek



9. San Francisco - I Hate Sex



i should’ve ranked this one lower, i have nothing positive to say

this bitch was a self proclaimed lesbian with a body count of 17:feelswhat::feelsohgod:

ultra whore with a even worse childhood, became a prositute at 15 so she could have money

because apperently her mom didn’t let her have money, however i knew it wasn’t about the money with my sharp astute mind

for her subconsciously it was a act of rebellion and way to establish her “self control”


8.

this is a very convoluted one, i knew her since she was in 3rd grade, when i was in 5th grade

we always had some sorta sexual tension in the air, we both knew it

when we were younger we’d sit really close together and we’d both be very awkward

you know some proper pure innocent love, she turned out to be the freaky gyal in the future so innocent isn’t a fitting word for her

a memorable moment with her is one time i fingered her in the car with my mom and her mom in the front seat, and my little brother sitting beside us, he was asleep though

i should’ve rated her higher ngl


7.

nothing to say really same as surgeons dogma

although she was different, she too was a slutty gyal however this one was into femdom

wanted to peg me and things of that nature, which isn’t uncommon as we near the end of the list, i have an affinity for dominating women for some reason

i thought it was cute because she was so young and small, we had a 4 year age gap

14-18

which is still legal niggas so i don’t want to hear it, romeo and juliet law protects relationships between adults and minors that have a age gap of 4 or less

she was extremely edgy too:feelswhat: shes post hitler edits and posts about killing black people:feelskek:

she was fuckdoll tier too bad she always wanted to top

i will do the other 6 later

part 2

these women are precious to me and helped me become who i am
 
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so as you niggas know, i have a playlist which one song dedicated to each ex

some scott pilgrim shit:feelskek:



here is the playlist if you want to listen to it, to you it’ll sound like nothing

to me it’s a huge walk down memory lane, these women have lead me to be the cynical emotional sensitive boy

they’ll be ranked from worst to best

13. Something about you - Eyedress




this is a girl from when i was in 10th grade, year 10 as you great britistani niggas would say @ThraxxGlo

nothing particular to say, i remember listening to this song and thinking “she’s the prettiest girl i’ve ever seen” this is just the kind of hopeless romantic i am

we were both in geometry together back when i was a wee bit lad, i played with her hair often

a very fond memory i have is of us sitting together, me tidying up her hair, tucking it into her ear as we made eye contact, very intimate moment

i’ll keep this short, i could honestly type entire books about each and every single of these women but i’ll keep it short


TLDR: song reminds me of her because i genuinely believed her to be the most beautiful girl i’d ever seen, i think the limerence has run off

shes a mtb facially with ltb body



12. I Will Do This for the Rest of My Life - Julia Brown



this was a one sided relationship, although i should rank her higher simply for how devout she was to me

a very loyal girl, she liked me for 2 years before we dated, i always considered her ugly, though objectively she was probably a high ltb maybe low mtb

this was short lived too only dating for about a week before i left her for a girl i’ll rank in here, she’ll go a bit higher though

basically she was extremely loyal, i could tell she always liked me, never dated anyone because she liked me,

we always made awkward eye contact, i regret being high inhib and not speaking to her sooner

her friend would tell me that she liked me and i could see her getting red in the face,

the song reminds me of her because i feel like i’ll regret this for the rest of my life, however we both know i would’ve ranked her higher was this the case

11. surgeons dogma - yabujin



this girl i don’t have much to say about, short lived too, first girl i ever asked for nudes too, i was used to just having them sent without asking

she was the proper slutty gyal, had b cups so relatively small tits

she had a peak body, slender thin yet looked fertile and youthful, not like the anorexic victoria secret models

this song reminds me of her because she liked yabujin and this was her favorite one


10. young - Vacations




this is not my proudest shagg, technically my first girlfriend but i’ll get into that more

this girl was fat, im not saying ultra fat, but a proper big bodied woman

had a hourglass despite being sorta fat, anyway this was when i was a weee bit lad, 14 or 15 i can’t remember correctly

this girl loved me so deeply, i couldn’t get behind her looks,

this was when i was into that redpill manipulation bullshit, id text her once a day for days at a time, id lovebomb her afterwards for a day or two

she loved me so deeply fwark, makes me realize i had so many opportunities to LTR some virgin pussy and get married at 18:feelsohgod:

i also left this girl for another one i’ll rank some spaces above this, they were friends too which is the part that makes me kek



9. San Francisco - I Hate Sex



i should’ve ranked this one lower, i have nothing positive to say

this bitch was a self proclaimed lesbian with a body count of 17:feelswhat::feelsohgod:

ultra whore with a even worse childhood, became a prositute at 15 so she could have money

because apperently her mom didn’t let her have money, however i knew it wasn’t about the money with my sharp astute mind

for her subconsciously it was a act of rebellion and way to establish her “self control”


8.

this is a very convoluted one, i knew her since she was in 3rd grade, when i was in 5th grade

we always had some sorta sexual tension in the air, we both knew it

when we were younger we’d sit really close together and we’d both be very awkward

you know some proper pure innocent love, she turned out to be the freaky gyal in the future so innocent isn’t a fitting word for her

a memorable moment with her is one time i fingered her in the car with my mom and her mom in the front seat, and my little brother sitting beside us, he was asleep though

i should’ve rated her higher ngl


7.

nothing to say really same as surgeons dogma

although she was different, she too was a slutty gyal however this one was into femdom

wanted to peg me and things of that nature, which isn’t uncommon as we near the end of the list, i have an affinity for dominating women for some reason

i thought it was cute because she was so young and small, we had a 4 year age gap

14-18

which is still legal niggas so i don’t want to hear it, romeo and juliet law protects relationships between adults and minors that have a age gap of 4 or less

she was extremely edgy too:feelswhat: shes post hitler edits and posts about killing black people:feelskek:

she was fuckdoll tier too bad she always wanted to top

i will do the other 6 later

part 2

these women are precious to me and helped me become who i am

I thought you were an incel.
 
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so as you niggas know, i have a playlist which one song dedicated to each ex

some scott pilgrim shit:feelskek:



here is the playlist if you want to listen to it, to you it’ll sound like nothing

to me it’s a huge walk down memory lane, these women have lead me to be the cynical emotional sensitive boy

they’ll be ranked from worst to best

13. Something about you - Eyedress




this is a girl from when i was in 10th grade, year 10 as you great britistani niggas would say @ThraxxGlo

nothing particular to say, i remember listening to this song and thinking “she’s the prettiest girl i’ve ever seen” this is just the kind of hopeless romantic i am

we were both in geometry together back when i was a wee bit lad, i played with her hair often

a very fond memory i have is of us sitting together, me tidying up her hair, tucking it into her ear as we made eye contact, very intimate moment

i’ll keep this short, i could honestly type entire books about each and every single of these women but i’ll keep it short


TLDR: song reminds me of her because i genuinely believed her to be the most beautiful girl i’d ever seen, i think the limerence has run off

shes a mtb facially with ltb body



12. I Will Do This for the Rest of My Life - Julia Brown



this was a one sided relationship, although i should rank her higher simply for how devout she was to me

a very loyal girl, she liked me for 2 years before we dated, i always considered her ugly, though objectively she was probably a high ltb maybe low mtb

this was short lived too only dating for about a week before i left her for a girl i’ll rank in here, she’ll go a bit higher though

basically she was extremely loyal, i could tell she always liked me, never dated anyone because she liked me,

we always made awkward eye contact, i regret being high inhib and not speaking to her sooner

her friend would tell me that she liked me and i could see her getting red in the face,

the song reminds me of her because i feel like i’ll regret this for the rest of my life, however we both know i would’ve ranked her higher was this the case

11. surgeons dogma - yabujin



this girl i don’t have much to say about, short lived too, first girl i ever asked for nudes too, i was used to just having them sent without asking

she was the proper slutty gyal, had b cups so relatively small tits

she had a peak body, slender thin yet looked fertile and youthful, not like the anorexic victoria secret models

this song reminds me of her because she liked yabujin and this was her favorite one


10. young - Vacations




this is not my proudest shagg, technically my first girlfriend but i’ll get into that more

this girl was fat, im not saying ultra fat, but a proper big bodied woman

had a hourglass despite being sorta fat, anyway this was when i was a weee bit lad, 14 or 15 i can’t remember correctly

this girl loved me so deeply, i couldn’t get behind her looks,

this was when i was into that redpill manipulation bullshit, id text her once a day for days at a time, id lovebomb her afterwards for a day or two

she loved me so deeply fwark, makes me realize i had so many opportunities to LTR some virgin pussy and get married at 18:feelsohgod:

i also left this girl for another one i’ll rank some spaces above this, they were friends too which is the part that makes me kek



9. San Francisco - I Hate Sex



i should’ve ranked this one lower, i have nothing positive to say

this bitch was a self proclaimed lesbian with a body count of 17:feelswhat::feelsohgod:

ultra whore with a even worse childhood, became a prositute at 15 so she could have money

because apperently her mom didn’t let her have money, however i knew it wasn’t about the money with my sharp astute mind

for her subconsciously it was a act of rebellion and way to establish her “self control”


8.

this is a very convoluted one, i knew her since she was in 3rd grade, when i was in 5th grade

we always had some sorta sexual tension in the air, we both knew it

when we were younger we’d sit really close together and we’d both be very awkward

you know some proper pure innocent love, she turned out to be the freaky gyal in the future so innocent isn’t a fitting word for her

a memorable moment with her is one time i fingered her in the car with my mom and her mom in the front seat, and my little brother sitting beside us, he was asleep though

i should’ve rated her higher ngl


7.

nothing to say really same as surgeons dogma

although she was different, she too was a slutty gyal however this one was into femdom

wanted to peg me and things of that nature, which isn’t uncommon as we near the end of the list, i have an affinity for dominating women for some reason

i thought it was cute because she was so young and small, we had a 4 year age gap

14-18

which is still legal niggas so i don’t want to hear it, romeo and juliet law protects relationships between adults and minors that have a age gap of 4 or less

she was extremely edgy too:feelswhat: shes post hitler edits and posts about killing black people:feelskek:

she was fuckdoll tier too bad she always wanted to top

i will do the other 6 later

part 2

these women are precious to me and helped me become who i am

nice no tag faggot
 
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nice no tag faggot
you’ve yet to learn the masterful art of tagging

you wait until it’s dying and then you send out another 5 tags

you can use the tags themselves as bumps since no one reps bumps only tags
 
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Me in clubs @chudlite @shia.jihadist
 
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you’ve yet to learn the masterful art of tagging

you wait until it’s dying and then you send out another 5 tags

you can use the tags themselves as bumps since no one reps bumps only tags
im forum chad dont speak to me like that
 
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@isis_Bleach @shia.jihadist @ryuken @ThraxxGlo tagging my masjid brothers
 
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you niggas actually watch T Series in india:feelswhat:

i remember the pewdiepie vs T series shit in 2017
No

But this song and vid is fire
 
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Chad ramblings
 
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no you broke my heart now i will dnr
its high effort thread habibi

u can tap on the play icon and it plays the song that reminds me of them
 
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its high effort thread habibi

u can tap on the play icon and it plays the song that reminds me of them
it's about effort it's about you breaking my heart bro💔
 
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its high effort thread habibi

u can tap on the play icon and it plays the song that reminds me of them
im bumping your thread too 💔
 
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it's about effort it's about you breaking my heart bro💔
what did i do💔💔

i was going to tag you but i can’t tag everyone at once cuz they don’t get it
 
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Bro I need your help
 
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sounds fun lemme rank mine!
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