
chudlite
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so as you niggas know, i have a playlist which one song dedicated to each ex
some scott pilgrim shit
here is the playlist if you want to listen to it, to you it’ll sound like nothing
to me it’s a huge walk down memory lane, these women have lead me to be the cynical emotional sensitive boy
they’ll be ranked from worst to best
13. Something about you - Eyedress
this is a girl from when i was in 10th grade, year 10 as you great britistani niggas would say @ThraxxGlo
nothing particular to say, i remember listening to this song and thinking “she’s the prettiest girl i’ve ever seen” this is just the kind of hopeless romantic i am
we were both in geometry together back when i was a wee bit lad, i played with her hair often
a very fond memory i have is of us sitting together, me tidying up her hair, tucking it into her ear as we made eye contact, very intimate moment
i’ll keep this short, i could honestly type entire books about each and every single of these women but i’ll keep it short
TLDR: song reminds me of her because i genuinely believed her to be the most beautiful girl i’d ever seen, i think the limerence has run off
shes a mtb facially with ltb body
12. I Will Do This for the Rest of My Life - Julia Brown
this was a one sided relationship, although i should rank her higher simply for how devout she was to me
a very loyal girl, she liked me for 2 years before we dated, i always considered her ugly, though objectively she was probably a high ltb maybe low mtb
this was short lived too only dating for about a week before i left her for a girl i’ll rank in here, she’ll go a bit higher though
basically she was extremely loyal, i could tell she always liked me, never dated anyone because she liked me,
we always made awkward eye contact, i regret being high inhib and not speaking to her sooner
her friend would tell me that she liked me and i could see her getting red in the face,
the song reminds me of her because i feel like i’ll regret this for the rest of my life, however we both know i would’ve ranked her higher was this the case
11. surgeons dogma - yabujin
this girl i don’t have much to say about, short lived too, first girl i ever asked for nudes too, i was used to just having them sent without asking
she was the proper slutty gyal, had b cups so relatively small tits
she had a peak body, slender thin yet looked fertile and youthful, not like the anorexic victoria secret models
this song reminds me of her because she liked yabujin and this was her favorite one
10. young - Vacations
this is not my proudest shagg, technically my first girlfriend but i’ll get into that more
this girl was fat, im not saying ultra fat, but a proper big bodied woman
had a hourglass despite being sorta fat, anyway this was when i was a weee bit lad, 14 or 15 i can’t remember correctly
this girl loved me so deeply, i couldn’t get behind her looks,
this was when i was into that redpill manipulation bullshit, id text her once a day for days at a time, id lovebomb her afterwards for a day or two
she loved me so deeply fwark, makes me realize i had so many opportunities to LTR some virgin pussy and get married at 18
i also left this girl for another one i’ll rank some spaces above this, they were friends too which is the part that makes me kek
9. San Francisco - I Hate Sex
i should’ve ranked this one lower, i have nothing positive to say
this bitch was a self proclaimed lesbian with a body count of 17

ultra whore with a even worse childhood, became a prositute at 15 so she could have money
because apperently her mom didn’t let her have money, however i knew it wasn’t about the money with my sharp astute mind
for her subconsciously it was a act of rebellion and way to establish her “self control”
8.
this is a very convoluted one, i knew her since she was in 3rd grade, when i was in 5th grade
we always had some sorta sexual tension in the air, we both knew it
when we were younger we’d sit really close together and we’d both be very awkward
you know some proper pure innocent love, she turned out to be the freaky gyal in the future so innocent isn’t a fitting word for her
a memorable moment with her is one time i fingered her in the car with my mom and her mom in the front seat, and my little brother sitting beside us, he was asleep though
i should’ve rated her higher ngl
7.
nothing to say really same as surgeons dogma
although she was different, she too was a slutty gyal however this one was into femdom
wanted to peg me and things of that nature, which isn’t uncommon as we near the end of the list, i have an affinity for dominating women for some reason
i thought it was cute because she was so young and small, we had a 4 year age gap
14-18
which is still legal niggas so i don’t want to hear it, romeo and juliet law protects relationships between adults and minors that have a age gap of 4 or less
she was extremely edgy too
shes post hitler edits and posts about killing black people
she was fuckdoll tier too bad she always wanted to top
i will do the other 6 later
part 2
these women are precious to me and helped me become who i am
some scott pilgrim shit
here is the playlist if you want to listen to it, to you it’ll sound like nothing
to me it’s a huge walk down memory lane, these women have lead me to be the cynical emotional sensitive boy
they’ll be ranked from worst to best
13. Something about you - Eyedress
this is a girl from when i was in 10th grade, year 10 as you great britistani niggas would say @ThraxxGlo
nothing particular to say, i remember listening to this song and thinking “she’s the prettiest girl i’ve ever seen” this is just the kind of hopeless romantic i am
we were both in geometry together back when i was a wee bit lad, i played with her hair often
a very fond memory i have is of us sitting together, me tidying up her hair, tucking it into her ear as we made eye contact, very intimate moment
i’ll keep this short, i could honestly type entire books about each and every single of these women but i’ll keep it short
TLDR: song reminds me of her because i genuinely believed her to be the most beautiful girl i’d ever seen, i think the limerence has run off
shes a mtb facially with ltb body
12. I Will Do This for the Rest of My Life - Julia Brown
this was a one sided relationship, although i should rank her higher simply for how devout she was to me
a very loyal girl, she liked me for 2 years before we dated, i always considered her ugly, though objectively she was probably a high ltb maybe low mtb
this was short lived too only dating for about a week before i left her for a girl i’ll rank in here, she’ll go a bit higher though
basically she was extremely loyal, i could tell she always liked me, never dated anyone because she liked me,
we always made awkward eye contact, i regret being high inhib and not speaking to her sooner
her friend would tell me that she liked me and i could see her getting red in the face,
the song reminds me of her because i feel like i’ll regret this for the rest of my life, however we both know i would’ve ranked her higher was this the case
11. surgeons dogma - yabujin
this girl i don’t have much to say about, short lived too, first girl i ever asked for nudes too, i was used to just having them sent without asking
she was the proper slutty gyal, had b cups so relatively small tits
she had a peak body, slender thin yet looked fertile and youthful, not like the anorexic victoria secret models
this song reminds me of her because she liked yabujin and this was her favorite one
10. young - Vacations
this is not my proudest shagg, technically my first girlfriend but i’ll get into that more
this girl was fat, im not saying ultra fat, but a proper big bodied woman
had a hourglass despite being sorta fat, anyway this was when i was a weee bit lad, 14 or 15 i can’t remember correctly
this girl loved me so deeply, i couldn’t get behind her looks,
this was when i was into that redpill manipulation bullshit, id text her once a day for days at a time, id lovebomb her afterwards for a day or two
she loved me so deeply fwark, makes me realize i had so many opportunities to LTR some virgin pussy and get married at 18
i also left this girl for another one i’ll rank some spaces above this, they were friends too which is the part that makes me kek
9. San Francisco - I Hate Sex
i should’ve ranked this one lower, i have nothing positive to say
this bitch was a self proclaimed lesbian with a body count of 17
ultra whore with a even worse childhood, became a prositute at 15 so she could have money
because apperently her mom didn’t let her have money, however i knew it wasn’t about the money with my sharp astute mind
for her subconsciously it was a act of rebellion and way to establish her “self control”
8.
this is a very convoluted one, i knew her since she was in 3rd grade, when i was in 5th grade
we always had some sorta sexual tension in the air, we both knew it
when we were younger we’d sit really close together and we’d both be very awkward
you know some proper pure innocent love, she turned out to be the freaky gyal in the future so innocent isn’t a fitting word for her
a memorable moment with her is one time i fingered her in the car with my mom and her mom in the front seat, and my little brother sitting beside us, he was asleep though
i should’ve rated her higher ngl
7.
nothing to say really same as surgeons dogma
although she was different, she too was a slutty gyal however this one was into femdom
wanted to peg me and things of that nature, which isn’t uncommon as we near the end of the list, i have an affinity for dominating women for some reason
i thought it was cute because she was so young and small, we had a 4 year age gap
14-18
which is still legal niggas so i don’t want to hear it, romeo and juliet law protects relationships between adults and minors that have a age gap of 4 or less
she was extremely edgy too
she was fuckdoll tier too bad she always wanted to top
i will do the other 6 later
part 2
these women are precious to me and helped me become who i am
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