ranking my exes from best to worst

[socdom]

what this mean brochacho

u gotta type it out and shit

i dont have any exes

 

[chudlite]

i dont have any exes

go get them

 

[ryuken]

bookmarked + will read later

 

[flatcheck213]

even ltn bro

just ease up a bit on the social anxiety

you are just a chad

 

[PeakIncels]

did u read

read at least the bottommost 2

will read After im done playing

 

[chudlite]

will read After im done playing

youre always on that damn console nigga

you always play some slop too, let me guess marvel rivals or apex

 

[shia.jihadist]

bookmarked + will read later

 

[chudlite]

bookmarked + will read later

baby ryu it’s not long

only looks long cuz each sentence is double spaced, proper essay format innit lad

i’ll MLA cite everything next time

 

[chudlite]

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yakhii

we need sharia law on org

and when ellie comes on here we get to stone her

 

[shia.jihadist]

baby ryu it’s not long

only looks long cuz each sentence is double spaced, proper essay format innit lad

i’ll MLA cite everything next time

baby ryu face reveal

 

[axttt_]

13 fucking relationships

 

[chudlite]

13 fucking relationships

all failed boyo

guess i’m truecel

 

[flatcheck213]

all failed boyo

guess i’m truecel

we had no in first place

 

[chudlite]

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baby ryu face reveal

i need to sing nasheeds so baby ryu can sleep

maybe i’ll recite quran and cradle baby ryu to sleep

 

[shia.jihadist]

13 fucking relationships

you aint talking i still remember when you said you stopped being khhv on discord
made out with a girl at the park or something

 

[chudlite]

you aint talking i still remember when you said you stopped being khhv on discord
made out with a girl at the park or something

oh nah

fakecel ass nigga needs to be banished from the org

 

[chudlite]

we had no in first place

that sucks bro how old are u

 

[flatcheck213]

that sucks bro how old are u

16

 

[chudlite]

16

and u 4’8 bro?

 

[axttt_]

you aint talking i still remember when you said you stopped being khhv on discord
made out with a girl at the park or something

i got lucky
this nigga had 13 relationships and multiple girlfriends at once

 

[chudlite]

i got lucky
this nigga had 13 relationships and multiple girlfriends at once

u got exposed fakecel ahh

how was it though

u tongue kiss her or what

 

[7"L×6"G currymaxxer]

@DR. NICKGA

Enlighten me on halotestin

 

[axttt_]

u got exposed fakecel ahh

how was it though

u tongue kiss her or what

it was decent , wasn't really much tongue

i got head from her recently which i found to be extremely overrated

 

[JohnBaza]

so as you niggas know, i have a playlist which one song dedicated to each ex

some scott pilgrim shit



here is the playlist if you want to listen to it, to you it’ll sound like nothing

to me it’s a huge walk down memory lane, these women have lead me to be the cynical emotional sensitive boy

they’ll be ranked from worst to best

13. Something about you - Eyedress




this is a girl from when i was in 10th grade, year 10 as you great britistani niggas would say @ThraxxGlo

nothing particular to say, i remember listening to this song and thinking “she’s the prettiest girl i’ve ever seen” this is just the kind of hopeless romantic i am

we were both in geometry together back when i was a wee bit lad, i played with her hair often

a very fond memory i have is of us sitting together, me tidying up her hair, tucking it into her ear as we made eye contact, very intimate moment

i’ll keep this short, i could honestly type entire books about each and every single of these women but i’ll keep it short

TLDR: song reminds me of her because i genuinely believed her to be the most beautiful girl i’d ever seen, i think the limerence has run off

shes a mtb facially with ltb body



12. I Will Do This for the Rest of My Life - Julia Brown



this was a one sided relationship, although i should rank her higher simply for how devout she was to me

a very loyal girl, she liked me for 2 years before we dated, i always considered her ugly, though objectively she was probably a high ltb maybe low mtb

this was short lived too only dating for about a week before i left her for a girl i’ll rank in here, she’ll go a bit higher though

basically she was extremely loyal, i could tell she always liked me, never dated anyone because she liked me,

we always made awkward eye contact, i regret being high inhib and not speaking to her sooner

her friend would tell me that she liked me and i could see her getting red in the face,

the song reminds me of her because i feel like i’ll regret this for the rest of my life, however we both know i would’ve ranked her higher was this the case

11. surgeons dogma - yabujin



this girl i don’t have much to say about, short lived too, first girl i ever asked for nudes too, i was used to just having them sent without asking

she was the proper slutty gyal, had b cups so relatively small tits

she had a peak body, slender thin yet looked fertile and youthful, not like the anorexic victoria secret models

this song reminds me of her because she liked yabujin and this was her favorite one

10. young - Vacations




this is not my proudest shagg, technically my first girlfriend but i’ll get into that more

this girl was fat, im not saying ultra fat, but a proper big bodied woman

had a hourglass despite being sorta fat, anyway this was when i was a weee bit lad, 14 or 15 i can’t remember correctly

this girl loved me so deeply, i couldn’t get behind her looks,

this was when i was into that redpill manipulation bullshit, id text her once a day for days at a time, id lovebomb her afterwards for a day or two

she loved me so deeply fwark, makes me realize i had so many opportunities to LTR some virgin pussy and get married at 18

i also left this girl for another one i’ll rank some spaces above this, they were friends too which is the part that makes me kek


9. San Francisco - I Hate Sex



i should’ve ranked this one lower, i have nothing positive to say

this bitch was a self proclaimed lesbian with a body count of 17

ultra whore with a even worse childhood, became a prositute at 15 so she could have money

because apperently her mom didn’t let her have money, however i knew it wasn’t about the money with my sharp astute mind

for her subconsciously it was a act of rebellion and way to establish her “self control”

8.

this is a very convoluted one, i knew her since she was in 3rd grade, when i was in 5th grade

we always had some sorta sexual tension in the air, we both knew it

when we were younger we’d sit really close together and we’d both be very awkward

you know some proper pure innocent love, she turned out to be the freaky gyal in the future so innocent isn’t a fitting word for her

a memorable moment with her is one time i fingered her in the car with my mom and her mom in the front seat, and my little brother sitting beside us, he was asleep though

i should’ve rated her higher ngl

7.

nothing to say really same as surgeons dogma

although she was different, she too was a slutty gyal however this one was into femdom

wanted to peg me and things of that nature, which isn’t uncommon as we near the end of the list, i have an affinity for dominating women for some reason

i thought it was cute because she was so young and small, we had a 4 year age gap

14-18

which is still legal niggas so i don’t want to hear it, romeo and juliet law protects relationships between adults and minors that have a age gap of 4 or less

she was extremely edgy too shes post hitler edits and posts about killing black people

she was fuckdoll tier too bad she always wanted to top

i will do the other 6 later

part 2

these women are precious to me and helped me become who i am

good thread bhai
that last girl is cringe asf pls her

 

[mumbaimogger203]

yo enrique is my friend

 

[chudlite]

it was decent , wasn't really much tongue

i got head from her recently which i found to be extremely overrated

yeah head is overrated

bro i kinda like it when they be putting teeth on the penis

especially on the tip because it’s so sensitive

 

[chudlite]

yo enrique is my friend

Joined Today at 3:06 PM
Last seen A moment ago · Managing account details

 

[chudlite]

@TechnoBoss could you please delete the comment above

doxfuel tbh

 

[vvs445]

so as you niggas know, i have a playlist which one song dedicated to each ex

some scott pilgrim shit



here is the playlist if you want to listen to it, to you it’ll sound like nothing

to me it’s a huge walk down memory lane, these women have lead me to be the cynical emotional sensitive boy

they’ll be ranked from worst to best

13. Something about you - Eyedress




this is a girl from when i was in 10th grade, year 10 as you great britistani niggas would say @ThraxxGlo

nothing particular to say, i remember listening to this song and thinking “she’s the prettiest girl i’ve ever seen” this is just the kind of hopeless romantic i am

we were both in geometry together back when i was a wee bit lad, i played with her hair often

a very fond memory i have is of us sitting together, me tidying up her hair, tucking it into her ear as we made eye contact, very intimate moment

i’ll keep this short, i could honestly type entire books about each and every single of these women but i’ll keep it short

TLDR: song reminds me of her because i genuinely believed her to be the most beautiful girl i’d ever seen, i think the limerence has run off

shes a mtb facially with ltb body



12. I Will Do This for the Rest of My Life - Julia Brown



this was a one sided relationship, although i should rank her higher simply for how devout she was to me

a very loyal girl, she liked me for 2 years before we dated, i always considered her ugly, though objectively she was probably a high ltb maybe low mtb

this was short lived too only dating for about a week before i left her for a girl i’ll rank in here, she’ll go a bit higher though

basically she was extremely loyal, i could tell she always liked me, never dated anyone because she liked me,

we always made awkward eye contact, i regret being high inhib and not speaking to her sooner

her friend would tell me that she liked me and i could see her getting red in the face,

the song reminds me of her because i feel like i’ll regret this for the rest of my life, however we both know i would’ve ranked her higher was this the case

11. surgeons dogma - yabujin



this girl i don’t have much to say about, short lived too, first girl i ever asked for nudes too, i was used to just having them sent without asking

she was the proper slutty gyal, had b cups so relatively small tits

she had a peak body, slender thin yet looked fertile and youthful, not like the anorexic victoria secret models

this song reminds me of her because she liked yabujin and this was her favorite one

10. young - Vacations




this is not my proudest shagg, technically my first girlfriend but i’ll get into that more

this girl was fat, im not saying ultra fat, but a proper big bodied woman

had a hourglass despite being sorta fat, anyway this was when i was a weee bit lad, 14 or 15 i can’t remember correctly

this girl loved me so deeply, i couldn’t get behind her looks,

this was when i was into that redpill manipulation bullshit, id text her once a day for days at a time, id lovebomb her afterwards for a day or two

she loved me so deeply fwark, makes me realize i had so many opportunities to LTR some virgin pussy and get married at 18

i also left this girl for another one i’ll rank some spaces above this, they were friends too which is the part that makes me kek


9. San Francisco - I Hate Sex



i should’ve ranked this one lower, i have nothing positive to say

this bitch was a self proclaimed lesbian with a body count of 17

ultra whore with a even worse childhood, became a prositute at 15 so she could have money

because apperently her mom didn’t let her have money, however i knew it wasn’t about the money with my sharp astute mind

for her subconsciously it was a act of rebellion and way to establish her “self control”

8.

"i knew her since she was in 3rd grade, when i was in 5th grade
a memorable moment with her is one time i fingered her in the car"


"i thought it was cute because she was so young and small, we had a 4 year age gap

14-18"

bro ur a pedo

 

[chudlite]

bro ur a pedo

WTF how bro

 

[axttt_]

yeah head is overrated

bro i kinda like it when they be putting teeth on the penis

especially on the tip because it’s so sensitive

nah nigga ur a freak that shit hurts

do you think sex is alot better or is it overrated asf too

 

[chudlite]

nah nigga ur a freak that shit hurts

do you think sex is alot better or is it overrated asf too

i think it is overrated too, yeah it feels good especially when you’re having kinky ass sex and you already came but you keep going and it like makes your brain go mushy

i want a real relationship though