Rap Battle: Andrew Tate vs Wheat Waffles

[thecel]

VS

Verse 1 - Wheat Waffles
Tate you’re shit
You smell like armpit
You have a clit
I’m so lit

Verse 2 - Cobra Tate
I get puss
Your videos sus
You’re a wuss
You smell like pus

Verse 3 - Wheat Waffles
Yeah you got sports cars
Yeah you get bitches in bars
Yeah you’re one of the redpill’s biggest stars
But I mog you all the way to Mars

Verse 4 - Cobra Tate
You’re not just in a dry spell
You’re a fucking incel
You look like you work for Intel
In the ring, I’d uppercut you, and you’ll watch your chin swell

Who won? Who’s next? You decide!

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Inspired by @Pneuma Palingenesis

Ultimate face off of masculinity: Hardcore Rap Battle: Hamza vs. Andrew Tate

Hamza (Verse 1): Yo, it’s Hamza, stepping up, I’m the real deal, You’re Andrew Tate? I’ll make you kneel. Talking about “Top G,” but you’re just a fraud, Fake flexing wealth, but you’re not that hard. You preach about life, think you’re a king? I’m out here in monk mode, focused, locked in...

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[God-himself]

andrew duh.....u made him win on purpose

 

[qFlodz]

You’re a fucking incel
You look like you work for Intel

 

[BrutalMogger]

well up until verse 4 i would say that wheat waffle's bars have been more demoralising, BUT THEN TATE WITH THE LAST VERSE COMPLETELY OBLITERATED THE GOYSLOP GMO PESTECIDE WHEAT WAFFLES.

You’re a fucking incel
You look like you work for Intel
In the ring, I’d uppercut you, and you’ll watch your chin swell

OUCH. OUCH. STRAIGHT TO THE NOGGIN. INTERNAL BLEEDING. ANEURYSM POPPED, BRAIN CRIPPLED.

THE WINNER IS CLEAR AT THE END OF THE BATTLE
TATE RISES FROM HIS DEMISE, AND FINISHES TRULY THE COMEBACK OF THE CENTURY.

 

[BrutalMogger]

Next should be codywinters vs blackops2 cel
JUST A SUGGESTION

 

[Primalsplit]

High effort low effort post

 

[Pneuma Palingenesis]

JFL