rate 2023 jordan barrett

[ifyouwannabemylover]

reached his final alien form

 

[Yuno_howitez]

He looks so fucking autistic but I’m mirin hard still

 

[blatonslatt]

He looks so fucking autistic but I’m mirin hard still

LMAO how u mirin someone who looks autistic

 

[It'snotover]

Definitely got buccal fat removal and jaw lipo. He's very lean but not to the level where the face looks so gaunt. Last pic shows his physique.


Also can be seen here


He looks extremely uncanny. I would say he is around 5.5-6 PSL and not higher because his face is too wide and gaunt.
Looked way better when he was 18 yo IMO:

I BLAME JORDAN

@IBLAMEJORDAN

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More conventionally attractive than now.

Yeah i agree, when he was younger he looked like a psl morphed di caprio, much higher appeal, but his jaw and cheekbones were much rounder. Now he looks more masc because he aged and his brow and facial bones got bigger and in the last period he probably got buccal fat removal, these things would explain his transformation in the long run. Almost nobody has hollow cheeks under the sun, he should be like 6-7 bf for that, he is 9-10% in the best case.

 

[MediterraneanApollo]

Doesn't look human in PSL standard
subhumans keep barking, he mogs to alpha centauri and back especially in motion

 

[blatonslatt]

Doesn't look human in PSL standard
subhumans keep barking, he mogs to alpha centauri and back especially in motion

Girls wouldn’t fuck him

 

[MediterraneanApollo]

Girls wouldn’t fuck him

yeah, he might not be the highest in the SMV scale
but life is not all about slaying, the dopamine he receives in one day of his allday life is enough to successfully fuel several generations

 

[blatonslatt]

yeah, he might not be the highest in the SMV scale
but life is not all about slaying, the dopamine he receives in one day of his allday life is enough to successfully fuel several generations

Who would u say is the smv god

 

[Entschuldigung]

Aidspatientmaxxing

 

[FunkyMcMunky24]

Girls wouldn’t fuck him

This dude slays so hard IRL lol. I've heard alot of stories about him. Entire life is a nonstop dopamine rush.

 

[blatonslatt]

This dude slays so hard IRL lol. I've heard alot of stories about him. Entire life is a nonstop dopamine rush.

What stories have u heard be real

 

[FunkyMcMunky24]

What stories have u heard be real

Dm

 

[blatonslatt]

Dm

Ok i dm you

 

[Deleted member 22930]

he is cute and perfect