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mojopin
It’s all fucking satire
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wud slay her entire race tbh
Are you on crack?Singer: Well, a long time ago, a dinosaur lady gave birth to a whole bunch of dinosaur babies.
(Three of the eggs hatch, except for one.)
Singer: Three of them had the same features Mom had, but one was probably from a different dad.
(Buddy pops out of the egg)
(Cut to the pterodactyl dad arguing with the mom, with the babies still in the nest.)
Singer: Yeah, Mom let another man sperm up her eggs and no matter how she cried or how she begged (The mom begs), Daddy kicked her ass out into the cold cold street with four mouths to feed and nothin' to eat,
(The mom and her three pterodactyl babies leaving the nest. After that, the dad picks up Buddy and drops him on the ground.)
Singer: She packed up her brood in the pourin' rain and booked a one way trip... on the Dinosaur Train.
(Train Whistle)
Singer: Dinosaur Train...Who built this train?
Singer: Well, dinosaurs developed steam and tools and dino society was inherently cruel and the slut-shamed Mom with a brood to feed had to get creative... to pay the passage fee.
Singer: Dinosaur shame... on the Dinosaur Train....
Singer: Well they rode the rails for a couple of months and Mom turned to tricks to keep her fancy bucks, then she met a Stegosaurus, he said...
Stegosaurus: Be my wife! Come out to California and we'll start a new life! I don't care what you did or what you've done! I love you and your kids and your bastard son!
Singer: She looked at that man with tears in her eyes and the train derailed... and the dinosaurs died!
(The train falls off of a dead-end rail off the edge of a cliff, and it falls to the ground, exploding and killing all passengers on impact)
Singer: Maybe dinos built a railroad across this land, but there's no way they could steer... with those tiny hands!
Singer: Dinosaur Train... implausible train...
nah its shitty addicting stuffAre you on crack?
JOINED NOV U CUCK