Rate College Admissions Essay Plot

[thecel]

This is a plot summary not a real essay.

Since as far back as I can remember now, I always yearned to be like others; I wanted to have a vibrant social life, be popular in school, be an alpha male, and get lots of girls. But I was never good at these things; all things sexual and/or social were my biggest weaknesses. My dad, a software engineer with 30 years of experience in the tech industry, taught me programming basics at the age of 9. I found enjoyment in making games and websites, discovering my talent in computer science. However, at the same time, I wished I could just be a jock Chad instead of a measly incel coder. One day, the YouTube algorithm recommended me a video about mewing, and I went down a deep rabbit hole and found the truth about life: the blackpill. I learned that my genetics were the reason I struggled with girls and social life. Reality dawned on me: I am a programmer not by choice but by genetic destiny. And that’s why I’m applying to SoyCuck University as a computer science major.

 

[FastBananaCEO]

This is a plot summary not the real essay.

Ever since I could remember, I always yearned to be like others; I wanted to have a vibrant social life, be popular in school, be an alpha male, and get lots of girls. But I was never good at these things; all things sexual and/or social were my biggest weaknesses. My dad, a software engineer with 30 years of experience in the tech industry, taught me programming basics at the age of 9. I found enjoyment in making games and websites, discovering my talent in computer science. However, at the same time, I wished I could just be a jock Chad instead of a measly incel coder. One day, the YouTube algorithm recommended me a video about mewing, and I went down a deep rabbit hole and found the truth about life: the blackpill. I learned that my genetics were the reason I struggled with girls and social life. Reality dawned on me: I am a programmer not by choice but by genetic destiny.

I honestly was thinking about doing something autistic like this for my college essay since blackpill is unironically something I spend a lot of my time on but I feel like it would only end in disaster due to preconceived notions of the blackpill

 

[TeenAscender]

I’m just gonna pay alumni to university I want to go to to write it for me

Based imma do that too

I thought u were a moneymaxxed grown man jfl

 

[Incellectually_Shy]

I'll refer to my Coursera certificate.

 

[thecel]

I'll refer to my Coursera certificate.

Blackpill 101