Rate Erling Haaland

[MiddleEastern]

He looks autistic but still mogs me to the hell

 

[Deleted member 27746]

he looks like a chimp

 

[Deleted member 16275]

 

[Deleted member 21182]

He looks retarded

 

[Deleted member 29786]

black albino

 

[Deleted member 17735]

Lifemogs the forum

 

[Tobias Fünke]

Am I wrong in thinking that he has excellent bones but terrible everything else? Rhino and lip reduction (as well as better hair) could make him chadlite at minimum.

 

[NumbThePain]

Very tall, perfect frame, nordic blonde and giga status. This guy is the new Thor. He mogs 95% of people

Ironically he drops a couple points when his hair is short

 

[goo25]

you did him wrong with his Pic tho

 

[cytoplasm]

Chad

 

[hopecel]

he looks like a chimp

Very tall, perfect frame, nordic blonde and giga status. This guy is the new Thor. He mogs 95% of people

Ironically he drops a couple points when his hair is short

he looks like an albino nigga he can't facemog anyone except truecels and ethnics lmfao

reminds me of Indigenous Swiss

 

[ConfusedBolivian]

Low tier normie face, carried hard by his height and frame

 

[Deleted member 28219]

Low tier normie face, carried hard by his height and frame

Mogs u in ur bolivian slum retard

 

[ConfusedBolivian]

Mogs u in ur bolivian slum retard

Im 6'4 european descendent so no

 

[Deleted member 28219]

Im 6'4 european descendent so no

You look subhuman. Euro descendant? Maybe from the slums of Craiova @ConfusedBolivian

 

[hopecel]

Mogs u in ur bolivian slum retard

Haaland just can't mog anyone look at his face like no amount of being White Nordic change his uncanny looks

 

[Deleted member 28219]

Haaland just can't mog anyone look at his face like no amount of being White Nordic change his uncanny looks

Keep coping brown boi

 

[Deleted member 32321]

Autism/10

 

[ConfusedBolivian]

You look subhuman. Euro descendant? Maybe from the slums of Craiova @ConfusedBolivian

Tf is that photo aint me

 

[HitAndRun]

Normie- htn can easily ascend to 5 PSl if rhino and darker eyebrows/ hair

 

[ConfusedBolivian]

Tf is that photo aint me

I fuck pussy in bolivia whenever i want lol

 

[Deleted member 28219]

I fuck pussy in bolivia whenever i want lol

Funny. You will never have blond hair and blue eyes. You will never be rich like me. Even low tier normies from UK or Germany mog u to oblivion. @Ai Impact thoughts about this subhuman??

 

[SecularIslamist]

Low tier MTN/high tier LTN facially.

But irrelevant at that height with gigamogger footballer halo.

 

[TheTakeoverHasBegun]

He'd be posting here if he wasn't 6'4

 

[goo25]

Rate best striker in the world

@MiddleEastern subhuman haaland got heavily mogged

looksmax.org

get mogged by better player

 

[ConfusedBolivian]

Funny. You will never have blond hair and blue eyes. You will never be rich like me. Even low tier normies from UK or Germany mog u to oblivion. @Ai Impact thoughts about this subhuman??

Im actually half austrian so jfl at ur logic

 

[Banasura]

these neanderthals are returning

 

[ConfusedBolivian]

He'd be posting here if he wasn't 6'4

Height is life

 

[goo25]

stop with this Ogre looking mf
only status saves him

 

[Deleted member 20835]

Chad bones but facial features are shit

 

[hopecel]

Keep coping brown boi

I'm White European

 

[p0lishsubhuman]

Textbook example of perfect craniofacial development and forward growth but shit pheno

 

[cytoplasm]

stop with this Ogre looking mf
only status saves him

Without status still HTN smv

 

[eduardkoopman]

Low tier normie face, carried hard by his height and frame

And fame

 

[HerpDerpson]

3/10 subhuman. Even normies call him ugly (=over).

 

[ConfusedBolivian]

And fame

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Rate my frame im 6'4

 

[ConfusedBolivian]

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15% bf, im bloated af rn cuz i got no night sleep

 

[cytoplasm]

3/10 subhuman. Even normies call him ugly (=over).

He's not subhuman. He's around 4 psl

 

[NoNameAccount]

low mtn

 

[eduardkoopman]

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Hard to see. But looks okay.

 

[WeiWei]

Am I wrong in thinking that he has excellent bones but terrible everything else? Rhino and lip reduction (as well as better hair) could make him chadlite at minimum.

midface tho

 

[RetardSubhuman]

skullcel

 

[Saint Casanova]

Tap in mogger!

 

[Latinus]

Clearly one of the ugliest human being I've ever seen in my life.

 

[TUSSELEIF]

Very unusual looks for a Norwegian. He must have Finnic Fingolian ancestry for sure

 

[HeightPilledum]

Am I wrong in thinking that he has excellent bones but terrible everything else? Rhino and lip reduction (as well as better hair) could make him chadlite at minimum.

His brother mogs him

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[HeightPilledum]

Very unusual looks for a Norwegian. He must have Finnic Fingolian ancestry for sure

The rest of his family looks more normal. He's just kind of weird looking on his own

 

[potentialzaddy]

proof height can carry you

 

[DelonLover1999]

He'd be posting here if he wasn't 6'4

what about 6’3 and 3/4?

 

[Lebgfinal]

wtf