Rate Matt Hancock

EverythingMattersCel

EverythingMattersCel

that bitch
Joined
Apr 11, 2020
Posts
9,980
Reputation
21,561
1624833774990
1624834520566


UK politician in government that was exposed for having an affair and breaking lockdown rules. On the second photo you can see the foid he cheated with on the left and his wife (soon to be ex-wife presumably) on the right.

It seems he cucked a millionaire fashion mogul that mogs him in every way...

*Hair mogs him
*Chin mogs him
*Jaw mogs him
*Height mogs him
*Money mogs him

Only thing Hancock had (no longer has tbh) is status.

1624833657726

(The fashion mogul that the roastie cheated on).

She is a post-prime roastie now but you can tell she looked cute back in the day.

It seems all 3 attended the same university and Hancock had a crush on her.


Claims that she was "way out of his league" during university. He didn't get any action because he was boneless, recessed and balding. Now he gets her to fondle her sagging breasts and play with her mouldy beef cakes. It's a sad state of affairs all around.

So is this lifefuel or suifuel for you? @SubhumanCurrycel

A bald man finally got to be with his university ex-Stacy crush... 20+ years later.
 
  • JFL
  • +1
Reactions: Deleted member, Averagecel, Deleted member 13274 and 4 others
Hancock is low tier normie, but he was great entertainment even before the affairs
 

Users who are viewing this thread

Back
Top