Rate me after ascending by mostly softmaxxing.

[Aroon]

MTN I'm sorry mr flamingo .

I agree hes uncanny but how is he a mtn what

 

[TechnoBoss]

I agree hes uncanny but how is he a mtn what

Maybe I’ve just seen his face so often throughout the years that I’m unable to accurately rate his face anymore.

 

[RealFunkyFlamingo]

It clear that your not cutting lmao you’ve been the same bf for months

Also i cant cut very fast . Itll fuck everything up and make my physique look like shit and bulk wouldve been waste of time. Cortisol spike bad sleep everything will go to shit. 500-700 deficit is sweet spot. 1000 is a meme

 

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What is bf here

Go on temporary raw meat cycles legit just beef ans water

 

[RealFunkyFlamingo]

Go on temporary raw meat cycles legit just beef ans water

But I am not rich.

 

[Aroon]

Maybe I’ve just seen his face so often throughout the years that I’m unable to accurately rate his face anymore.

Haha, true makes sense man. Now give me admin

 

[RealFunkyFlamingo]

Go on temporary raw meat cycles legit just beef ans water

Wdym with cycles?

 

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But I am not rich.

Just beef bro

 

[RealFunkyFlamingo]

Haha, true makes sense man. Now give me admin

Jfl at this comment

 

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Wdym with cycles?

Like a roid cycle, go on a temp raw meat cycle

 

[RealFunkyFlamingo]

Just beef bro

Too many cals. Id rsther eat chicken breasts and some tuna

 

[Tigermoggerlol]

What is bf here

20+

 

[RealFunkyFlamingo]

It clear that your not cutting lmao you’ve been the same bf for months

Would u say this was 15?

 

[Tigermoggerlol]

How is this not lean. I have more delts definition than u

U don’t your just holding your camera up and taking a selfie your delts are obv gonna striate even if your obese

 

[RealFunkyFlamingo]

Would u say this was 15?

I ince hit sub10 bf at 64kg that was my leanest. My friend guessed it at 9.6bf

 

[Tigermoggerlol]

Would u say this was 15?

Around 15 yeah

 

[RealFunkyFlamingo]

U don’t your just holding your camera up and taking a selfie your delts are obv gonna striate even if your obese

Jfl at obese with good delts just jfl. I was once obese and U couldnt see shit all faf

 

[Tigermoggerlol]

Jfl at obese with good delts just jfl. I was once obese and U couldnt see shit all faf

Yeah bc u weren’t as jacked

 

[RealFunkyFlamingo]

Yeah bc u weren’t as jacked

Yeah so my bf is lower now

 

[RealFunkyFlamingo]

Yeah bc u weren’t as jacked

Wouldnubsay roids make u look leaner even if u arent. Ive seen many roiders they look lean as hell vascualirty everywhere in my gym but their faces look 15-20bf

 

[RealFunkyFlamingo]

Wouldnubsay roids make u look leaner even if u arent. Ive seen many roiders they look lean as hell vascualirty everywhere in my gym but their faces look 15-20bf

Like does muscle pump make u look leaner?

 

[WanderingBurro]

Your skin went from light brown to tan, did you actively remove your tan as part of your ascension?

 

[leaks]

one of the only non cope ascensions on this forum, good shit

 

[RealFunkyFlamingo]

Your skin went from light brown to tan, did you actively remove your tan as part of your ascension?

When did I remove tan?

 

[BoredPrince]

Definitely improved a lot compared to earlier this year


What made biggest difference besides fat loss?

I think furosemide also made you look way more defined, you still use it?

 

[RealFunkyFlamingo]

one of the only non cope ascensions on this forum, good shit

Lean is law ahh ascension. And ofc many supps long term usage and some skincare

 

[RealFunkyFlamingo]

Definitely improved a lot compared to earlier this year


What made biggest difference besides fat loss?

I think furosemide also made you look way more defined, you still use it?

I dont use it. That shit hurt my kidney. So I discontinued it. That shit is very dangerous ngl

 

[leaks]

Lean is law ahh ascension. And ofc many supps long term usage and some skincare

nigga you didnt ascend you evolved like a pokemon not to mention years after development

 

[RealFunkyFlamingo]

nigga you didnt ascend you evolved like a pokemon not to mention years after development

Believe it or not I actually looked worse than the before peak at my lowest. I once got a rating on truerateme and used my lowest. They gave me 2.1/10. I was like before with shit hairline but WAY fatter and looked indian jflll

 

[BoredPrince]

Lean is law ahh ascension. And ofc many supps long term usage and some skincare

Any ones you recommend?

 

[WanderingBurro]

When did I remove tan?

You look darker in your pre-ascension pics and lighter in your recent pics.

 

[RealFunkyFlamingo]

Definitely improved a lot compared to earlier this year


What made biggest difference besides fat loss?

I think furosemide also made you look way more defined, you still use it?

U ar ebetter off eating in a deficit and high protein with some cardio than using gay ahhh diuretics

 

[RealFunkyFlamingo]

Any ones you recommend?

definitely fin and oral minox. And accutane if u want zero pimples in the future.

 

[RealFunkyFlamingo]

You look darker in your pre-ascension pics and lighter in your recent pics.

Idk man I used every skincare product out there. And I also didnt go outside much I only went to the gym. But how do I not look tanned now? U mean before I looked indian and now more arab with some tan?

 

[leaks]

Believe it or not I actually looked worse than the before peak at my lowest. I once got a rating on truerateme and used my lowest. They gave me 2.1/10. I was like before with shit hairline but WAY fatter and looked indian jflll

now all you have to do is start posting your ascension on tiktok and promote a topical ghk-cu + bonesmashing course that youre selling for $50

 

[samgrattlescouilles]

what have you done to ascend bru thats lowk crazy to go from subhuman to htn+

 

[leaks]

you ascended now its time to provide fuel to the tiktokcels

 

[Relis19]

You looked like shit and now htn, nice for you bro

 

[BoredPrince]

U ar ebetter off eating in a deficit and high protein with some cardio than using gay ahhh diuretics

I only use potassium tablets, and not really often either, but they make a difference imo

definitely fin and oral minox. And accutane if u want zero pimples in the future.

Already on dut, don't really need accutane

 

[RealFunkyFlamingo]

You looked like shit and now htn, nice for you bro

Bro I know back then when I made a joke in a group like just an off context joke everyone looked weird at me and no one laughed holy shittttt it was actually over

 

[RealFunkyFlamingo]

you ascended now its time to provide fuel to the tiktokcels

How do i do that tho

 

[RealFunkyFlamingo]

what have you done to ascend bru thats lowk crazy to go from subhuman to htn+

So I was rly subhuman? Not even ltn. Knew it some ppl here told me I was ltn but i believe i was subhuman nt only cuz of horrid facial harmony but also cuz I looked indian

 

[leaks]

How do i do that tho

"I ascended and you can too. Invest in my bonesmashing course and I will teach you how to fix your maxilla and zygos bones!!"

 

[Relis19]

Bro I know back then when I made a joke in a group like just an off context joke everyone looked weird at me and no one laughed holy shittttt it was actually over

They went from: can you stop talking to tell 'us more jokes'

 

[Relis19]

So I was rly subhuman? Not even ltn. Knew it some ppl here told me I was ltn but i believe i was subhuman nt only cuz of horrid facial harmony but also cuz I looked indian

Bro you looked 30 not even joking, how old are you btw

 

[RealFunkyFlamingo]

Bro you looked 30 not even joking, how old are you btw

22

 

[RealFunkyFlamingo]

They went from: can you stop talking to tell 'us more jokes'

It is definitely my better personality now

 

[Tigermoggerlol]

Wouldnubsay roids make u look leaner even if u arent. Ive seen many roiders they look lean as hell vascualirty everywhere in my gym but their faces look 15-20bf

I’m off cycle rn but on cycle my body looked crazy but my face was bloated

 

[leaks]

how did you rep me later today? nigga ascended so hard he broke time

 

[RealFunkyFlamingo]

I’m off cycle rn but on cycle my body looked crazy but my face was bloated
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Yeah those are not sarms but steroids buddy