Rate me after softmaxxing even more

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RealFunkyFlamingo

RealFunkyFlamingo

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I did soemthing for lashes. I have insane collagen insane skin texture and glow. I put loterally 7-8 creams on my face today all expensive brands so that it does not look very fake. My lenses look good with my coloring. Flaws are defo high facial fat and bloat plus nose lacking definition. But yeah . Do u think I look HTN in these tiktoks. Or lower or higher? Like every day I have been looksmaxxing for my face I must say I am more disciplined than all those skinny twigs like Zario or Zeta. They just stay lean that is their softmax. Me nah. I Bulk like a real man and maintain facial aesthetics, sort of. The bulk does descend me very very hard. U gotta sacrifice atleast something so that u do not look DYEL. Jfl.





@GatoradeTRZ8 @chadintraining @Glorious King @Jatt @fashioncel
 
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I did soemthing for lashes. I have insane collagen insane skin texture and glow. I put loterally 7-8 creams on my face today all expensive brands so that it does not look very fake. My lenses look good with my coloring. Flaws are defo high facial fat and bloat plus nose lacking definition. But yeah . Do u think I look HTN in these tiktoks. Or lower or higher? Like every day I have been looksmaxxing for my face I must say I am more disciplined than all those skinny twigs like Zario or Zeta. They just stay lean that is their softmax. Me nah. I Bulk like a real man and maintain facial aesthetics, sort of. The bulk does descend me very very hard. U gotta sacrifice atleast something so that u do not look DYEL. Jfl.





@GatoradeTRZ8 @chadintraining @Glorious King @Jatt @fashioncel

you are BLOATED ffs PLEASE debloat
 
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this nigger cannot stop asking for ratings
 
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NGL you look good htn
 
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Debloat and lose weight (idk if you’re fat or not )
 
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Shut up flamingo, your tiktoks are so dumb
 
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I did soemthing for lashes. I have insane collagen insane skin texture and glow. I put loterally 7-8 creams on my face today all expensive brands so that it does not look very fake. My lenses look good with my coloring. Flaws are defo high facial fat and bloat plus nose lacking definition. But yeah . Do u think I look HTN in these tiktoks. Or lower or higher? Like every day I have been looksmaxxing for my face I must say I am more disciplined than all those skinny twigs like Zario or Zeta. They just stay lean that is their softmax. Me nah. I Bulk like a real man and maintain facial aesthetics, sort of. The bulk does descend me very very hard. U gotta sacrifice atleast something so that u do not look DYEL. Jfl.





@GatoradeTRZ8 @chadintraining @Glorious King @Jatt @fashioncel

nigga went from bloated to a serial killer with a comment section filled with "wait why hes kinda"
 
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Debloat and lose weight (idk if you’re fat or not )
I am around 20bf what do u think. I weigh 93kg here. But I look so fucking soft
 

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nigga went from bloated to a serial killer with a comment section filled with "wait why hes kinda"
Why serial killer tho?
 
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i think uve phonemaxxed too, i remember the shit quality pics, congrats brother
Iphone 16 Pro Max 1TB. I was doing 24/7 delivery of food to lean down and I got monry for it.
Big brain
 
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I am around 20bf what do u think. I weigh 93kg here. But I look so fucking soft
Yeah you’re around 21% bf. Just cut down a little more and debloat. I think you would also look good with longer hair
 
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Yeah you’re around 21% bf. Just cut down a little more and debloat. I think you would also look good with longer hair
Sheesh 21bf is insane. Looks like I have chadlite potential if get to 8bf or lower
 
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I did soemthing for lashes. I have insane collagen insane skin texture and glow. I put loterally 7-8 creams on my face today all expensive brands so that it does not look very fake. My lenses look good with my coloring. Flaws are defo high facial fat and bloat plus nose lacking definition. But yeah . Do u think I look HTN in these tiktoks. Or lower or higher? Like every day I have been looksmaxxing for my face I must say I am more disciplined than all those skinny twigs like Zario or Zeta. They just stay lean that is their softmax. Me nah. I Bulk like a real man and maintain facial aesthetics, sort of. The bulk does descend me very very hard. U gotta sacrifice atleast something so that u do not look DYEL. Jfl.





@GatoradeTRZ8 @chadintraining @Glorious King @Jatt @fashioncel

U need rhinoplasty
 
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Sheesh 21bf is insane. Looks like I have chadlite potential if get to 8bf or lower
Nah single digit bodyfat is overkill. 15% is a good number of you want to be even leaner 11-12% is probably a good place to stop
 
Nah single digit bodyfat is overkill. 15% is a good number of you want to be even leaner 11-12% is probably a good place to stop
Believe me my face needs that much leanness to be striking.
 
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I fully believe your face is 1 of 1,

Also please debloat.
 
It’s already striking me
Yeah cuz of my softmaxxing. But real
Softmax is jawline definition and zygos tapering. My zygos pop at 8bf very nicely. Ill look hella aesthetic
 
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Its because of the smile your getting the ladies @ me next time :ogre: Mirin comment section
 
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