Rate me before and after cops pulled me over drunk

[IHateMyself]

Before: Drinking while driving, flexing fake Rick Owens Ramones and half empty can of beer, classic Balkanioid behaviour

After: Police stopped me because my lights were turned off and I had beer and phone in my hand (was recording it) I lied that it was red bull (I had an empty can of it) and somehow got away with only a warning (I told them they can alcho test me because I am sober, that's a complete lie)

Worst thing is, I was completely low inhib in this situation, I didn't panic at all and was calm. I just thought nothing bad can happen to me. I didn't speak too much just answering questions straight foward with bending the truth, I admited to not having my lights turned on and lied about having a phone in my hand.

Unironically it was easier to lie to police than talk to a girl.

Open for questions in comments

TLDR: fuck you

 

[IHateMyself]

Kinda wrong channel but IDC

 

[Deleted member 14138]

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Before: Drinking while driving, flexing fake Rick Owens Ramones and half empty can of beer, classic Balkanioid behaviour
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After: Police stopped me because my lights were turned off and I had beer and phone in my hand (was recording it) I lied that it was red bull (I had an empty can of it) and somehow got away with only a warning (I told them they can alcho test me because I am sober, that's a complete lie)

Worst thing is, I was completely low inhib in this situation, I didn't panic at all and was calm. I just thought nothing bad can happen to me. I didn't speak too much just answering questions straight foward with bending the truth, I admited to not having my lights turned on and lied about having a phone in my hand.

Unironically it was easier to lie to police than talk to a girl.

Open for questions in comments

TLDR: fuck you

Life fuel. It's amazing what white people can get away with these days. Im glad im white being in the south because I know the cops got my back. As far as rating, 9/10. Its really hard to look good on an iPhone camera. Maybe even 9.5.

 

[Deleted member 7725]

You look good. Your flaws are sparse eyebrows without enough medial length, nose, and lips.

 

[Deleted member 7725]

You look good. Your flaws are sparse eyebrows without enough medial length, nose, and lips.

Also slight NCT.

 

[Phoenix]

I got away with drinking and driving, pulled over 3 times. No big deal. Stop though, don't push your luck

 

[Chadakin]

If you were black you would've been shot

 

[IHateMyself]

If you were black you would've been shot

I'm from Balkan, no black people here.

Also slight NCT.

Its not slight

Its really hard to look good on an iPhone camera. Maybe even 9.5.

Its xiaomi jfl
Over for poorcels

 

[RoundHouse]

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Before: Drinking while driving, flexing fake Rick Owens Ramones and half empty can of beer, classic Balkanioid behaviour
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After: Police stopped me because my lights were turned off and I had beer and phone in my hand (was recording it) I lied that it was red bull (I had an empty can of it) and somehow got away with only a warning (I told them they can alcho test me because I am sober, that's a complete lie)

Worst thing is, I was completely low inhib in this situation, I didn't panic at all and was calm. I just thought nothing bad can happen to me. I didn't speak too much just answering questions straight foward with bending the truth, I admited to not having my lights turned on and lied about having a phone in my hand.

Unironically it was easier to lie to police than talk to a girl.

Open for questions in comments

TLDR: fuck you

Youre the definition of a fucking pencil neck, train it asap you low t twink​

 

[CFW432]

You ever had whiskey?

 

[Cigarette]

pov you are white and cops is whiter

 

[IHateMyself]

pov you are white and cops is whiter

I am from Balkan, everyone is white

 

[IHateMyself]

You ever had whiskey?

I tried pretty much everything, alcohol tastes like shit. I usually drink votka so, I don't have to drink much

 

[CFW432]

I tried pretty much everything, alcohol tastes like shit. I usually drink votka so, I don't have to drink much

Was just wondering, yeah alcohol does taste bad, but after a few shots of whiskey, even beer starts to taste good. You ever had Jack Daniel's?

 

[Deleted member 10615]

good looking dude

good lower third, hair, eyes and nose 5.5 psl in both


keep pissing of the police they are faggots who want to control everyone

 

[IHateMyself]

good looking dude

good lower third, hair, eyes and nose 5.5 psl in both


keep pissing of the police they are faggots who want to control everyone

4.5 psl tbh

 

[Deleted member 10615]

4.5 psl tbh

psl is autistic


your above average any retard can see that, i don't seem many men with lower thirds like your and you have harmony


only thing that holds you back is the eyebrows and lips besides that everything else is average or above

 

[IHateMyself]

only thing that holds you back is the eyebrows and lips besides that everything else is average or above

and eye area

 

[Deleted member 10615]

and eye area

if you had vibrant blue, green or hazel eyes your eye area would be chad tier


shape doesn't matter once its normal eye colour matters way more but the site copes and says shape coz there ethnic and know they can't fraud eye colour

 

[IHateMyself]

Well maybe in these pics in rl not so much

 

[IHateMyself]

if you had vibrant blue, green or hazel eyes your eye area would be chad tier


shape doesn't matter once its normal eye colour matters way more but the site copes and says shape coz there ethnic and know they can't fraud eye colour

Well maybe in these pics in rl not so much

 

[Jason Voorhees]

U have flaws but u look good

 

[IHateMyself]

U have flaws