Rate me w / without pedostache

[NVRH]

27 yo, 6.1 / Selfie phone lense.

From what I can recall :

Crooked nose (getting rhino soon for medical reasons ; hesitating about asking nose job in the same time)
Long philtrum (hence worried about rhino making it worse)
Long mid face
Weak jaw
Bloated face (while skinny... No bones I guess)
One lazy eyelid (avoid shitty cocaine during high school)

And that's it. Didn't shower for 3 days to avoid showermaxxing. Mouth breather since I was 8-10 yo

Brutal honesty is appreciated.

 

[Deleted member 6488]

From what I can recall:

you have asymmetrical hooding, bad eyebrows, unbalanced lips, and look like a pedophile

 

[Effortless]

look like a pedophile

 

[NVRH]

you have asymmetrical hooding, bad eyebrows, unbalanced lips, and look like a pedophile

jfl my bio says I'm 22 and they buy it...

 

[Effortless]

Walk past a primary school a couple times and see if you get arrested

Theres your answer

 

[mulattomaxxer]

Left picture mogs. Your 4psl normie and a prime candidate for WMAF

 

[NVRH]

Walk past a primary school a couple times and see if you get arrested

Theres your answer

Parents give me weird glances but I always assumed it was the hair.

Left picture mogs. Your 4psl normie and a prime candidate for WMAF

Funny I never had any success with asian foids.

 

[Effortless]

Parents give me weird glances but I always assumed it was the hair.

Do this ded srs

 

[NVRH]

Do this ded srs

/me in 10 years

 

[Effortless]

/me in 10 years

*now

 

[Songe]

Mouthbreathingpill is so brutal bro, breathing through your mouth destroyed your life and your facial aesthetics that shouldnt happen fckkkk
I was like you but i have a compact midface+high fwhr dont know how it its possible...

 

[NVRH]

Mouthbreathingpill is so brutal bro, breathing through your mouth destroyed your life and your facial aesthetics that shouldnt happen fckkkk
I was like you but i have a compact midface+high fwhr dont know how it its possible...

Well at least my chin isn't recessed, could have been worse

27 yo and still mouthbreathing JFL

 

[MagickEvo]

Why even try growing facial hair if it’s so thin and patchy bro, just clean shave

 

[NVRH]

Why even try growing facial hair if it’s so thin and patchy bro, just clean shave

I don't even try brudda. That's what happen when you never leave the basement for 3 weeks : what's the point of shaving ?

I'd give Minox a try if I wasn't scared about ruining my already declining collagen.

 

[Deleted member 7076]

Too patchy to look good must be dense, just clean shave take biotin and apply minox

 

[NVRH]

Too patchy to look good must be dense, just clean shave take biotin and apply minox

Ofc. T levels check needed

 

[Over]

Recessed everything
Narrow boneless skull
Zero angulairty
Long midface
Eye hollowness shit orbitals
Beat up dog lifeless stare

 

[Deleted member 4438]

can you guys stop calling people pedophile?? thats mean as fuck and not funny at all

you are ugly bro 4psl at best, probably more like 3,5psl

with low appeal to woman

 

[JonesBro]

Try to slay in SEA. You look good enough for JBW.

 

[NVRH]

Recessed everything
Narrow boneless skull
Zero angulairty
Long midface
Eye hollowness shit orbitals
Beat up dog lifeless stare

Wow that's BRUTAL ty

I've been thinking about fillers for under eye hollowness

For bones dunno. I used to be less bloated when I was 18-20 but I'm bulking right now so low carbs aren't optimal
JFL beat up dog lifeless stare... Tanning slightly improve that but I avoid the sun like a vampire.

can you guys stop calling people pedophile?? thats mean as fuck and not funny at all

you are ugly bro 4psl at best, probably more like 3,5psl

with low appeal to woman

Thanks bra. Somehow I still manage to please some non landwhales average foids (actually landwhales avoid me, Low t sensors maybe) but it's getting harder and harder as I age like milk.

Try to slay in SEA. You look good enough for JBW.

Y I'd like to plan a SEA trip on that purpose.

 

[Sikkunt23]

Wtf tbh

 

[NVRH]

Wtf tbh

Wut ?

 

[Deleted member 4209]

3.5psl

 

[NVRH]

Ok 3,5 starts being a consensus

Now, how do I ascend without ropemaxxing ?

 

[NVRH]

Ok 3,5 starts being a consensus

Now, how do I ascend without ropemaxxing ?

BUMP

 

[Patient A]

Beat up dog lifeless stare

 

[Annihilator]

looking pretty good. i say you volume your hair and comb it so it covers more of your forehead and sits better on you. by the looks of it, you could definitely pull the singer/guitarist aesthetic off. you're definitely attractive