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4.75 psl however it looks like you are holding an iphone 11 which is 5.94 inches tall. In your bathroom selfie your height is approximately 10 iphone 11s which puts your height at 59.4 inches or 4.95 feet. Considering you are holding the phone slightly away from yourself we can safely round your height up to 5'0.
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Your only option is this:
1)5 inch leg lengthening in Turkey
2)1 inch elevator shoes and 1 inch shoelifts
3)Get stretched on the rack to add an inch
4)Bonesmash the top of your skull to add half an inch
5)Hold your feet up to fire to thicken the skin and add half an inch

If you follow all this advice you can reach the ideal height of 5'9.
 
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4.75 psl however it looks like you are holding an iphone 11 which is 5.94 inches tall. In your bathroom selfie your height is approximately 10 iphone 11s which puts your height at 59.4 inches or 4.95 feet. Considering you are holding the phone slightly away from yourself we can safely round your height up to 5'0.
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Your only option is this:
1)5 inch leg lengthening in Turkey
2)1 inch elevator shoes and 1 inch shoelifts
3)Get stretched on the rack to add an inch
4)Bonesmash the top of your skull to add half an inch
5)Hold your feet up to fire to thicken the skin and add half an inch

If you follow all this advice you can reach the ideal height of 5'9.
lol bro so deep observation
 
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4.75 psl however it looks like you are holding an iphone 11 which is 5.94 inches tall. In your bathroom selfie your height is approximately 10 iphone 11s which puts your height at 59.4 inches or 4.95 feet. Considering you are holding the phone slightly away from yourself we can safely round your height up to 5'0.
View attachment 2867846
Your only option is this:
1)5 inch leg lengthening in Turkey
2)1 inch elevator shoes and 1 inch shoelifts
3)Get stretched on the rack to add an inch
4)Bonesmash the top of your skull to add half an inch
5)Hold your feet up to fire to thicken the skin and add half an inch

If you follow all this advice you can reach the ideal height of 5'9.
Well it’s not a iPhone 11 it’s iPhone 13
4.75 psl however it looks like you are holding an iphone 11 which is 5.94 inches tall. In your bathroom selfie your height is approximately 10 iphone 11s which puts your height at 59.4 inches or 4.95 feet. Considering you are holding the phone slightly away from yourself we can safely round your height up to 5'0.
View attachment 2867846
Your only option is this:
1)5 inch leg lengthening in Turkey
2)1 inch elevator shoes and 1 inch shoelifts
3)Get stretched on the rack to add an inch
4)Bonesmash the top of your skull to add half an inch
5)Hold your feet up to fire to thicken the skin and add half an inch

If you follow all this advice you can reach the ideal height of 5'9.
no way at you take this as actual proof my torso alone shows I’m not 5 feet lol and that’s a iPhone 13 but not pro low iq and it also depends on the case it can add up to 1 inch
 
this guy is fuckingt chad zoomer chad this is what jbs want , prettyboy appeal dont let yourself get brainwashed by these incekl faggots trying to eliminate you the chad in teh competition
 
this guy is fuckingt chad zoomer chad this is what jbs want , prettyboy appeal dont let yourself get brainwashed by these incekl faggots trying to eliminate you the chad in teh competition
lol thank you then
 
Well it’s not a iPhone 11 it’s iPhone 13

no way at you take this as actual proof my torso alone shows I’m not 5 feet lol and that’s a iPhone 13 but not pro low iq and it also depends on the case it can add up to 1 inch
It was an obvious shitpost. Based on your proportions you are clearly not 5'0. On the other hand you have now proven your extreme autism and the only option for you to become neurotypical is these surgeries:
Craniotomy
Lobotomy
Endoscopic third ventriculostomy
Kidney transplant
 
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rating - solid chadlite
 
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Mogs me
 
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It was an obvious shitpost. Based on your proportions you are clearly not 5'0. On the other hand you have now proven your extreme autism and the only option for you to become neurotypical is these surgeries:
Craniotomy
Lobotomy
Endoscopic third ventriculostomy
Kidney transplant
Mirin
 
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the video wouldn’t load so idk but you have a nice frame and look alright
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This kind a old pic but this is more recent one I took apart from a video
 
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