Rate Mike Thalassitis from UK Love Island S3

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RIP btw...

He was on Love Island S3. The girls loved him and he got the most positive response of all the islanders.

He was literally treated like a Greek god and anyone watching the show would tell you he was the best-looking. This is proof that selfies are cope and it's all about looking good in motion.

:blackpill::blackpill:He was 6'1 and gym-maxxed with med pheno + light eye colour. In these photos he looks above average but definitely not a "chad" by the standards of the forum. Had average bones and looked bloated.


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:bluepill::bluepill: If this front-camera pic was posted here, everyone would be telling him it was over.

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he is good looking in normie terms but would only score htn in our psl terms, we mostly go by facial bone structure.
 
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Chad
 
Chadlite
 
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HTN

the face looks fat even with low bf
 
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CursedOne said:
he is good looking in normie terms but would only score htn in our psl terms, we mostly go by facial bone structure.
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This. PSL also underrates colouring imo.
 
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Teeth so white they can detect counterfeit bills with the uv coming from those fuckers. Jesus :lul:
 
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Zias said:
Teeth so white they can detect counterfeit bills with the uv coming from those fuckers. Jesus :lul:
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Everyone that goes on love island is veneers-maxxed.
 
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rip
 
How much does his eye asymmetry failo him
@Hopelessmofoker @Mongrelcel @ItsNotADream
 
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he reminds me of those persians who white fraud
 
Edgar said:
How much does his eye asymmetry failo him
@Hopelessmofoker @Mongrelcel @ItsNotADream
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almost not at all, but his eye width failoes him super hard

or maybe his bloated skull?
 
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what happened to him? did he rope?
 
FastBananaCEO said:
what happened to him? did he rope?
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Yeah he roped 2 years ago I think. Went to a party and mixed a cocktail of cocaine, paracetamol and alcohol. Went to the forest to hang himself that night.
 
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EverythingMattersCel said:
RIP btw...

He was on Love Island S3. The girls loved him and he got the most positive response of all the islanders.

He was literally treated like a Greek god and anyone watching the show would tell you he was the best-looking. This is proof that selfies are cope and it's all about looking good in motion.

:blackpill::blackpill:He was 6'1 and gym-maxxed with med pheno + light eye colour. In these photos he looks above average but definitely not a "chad" by the standards of the forum. Had average bones and looked bloated.


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He is Greek ?
 
looks lebanese
 
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EverythingMattersCel said:
Yeah he roped 2 years ago I think. Went to a party and mixed a cocktail of cocaine, paracetamol and alcohol. Went to the forest to hang himself that night.
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wtf why lol? fucking statusmaxxed chad roping?? wtf?
 
FastBananaCEO said:
wtf why lol? fucking statusmaxxed chad roping?? wtf?
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Apparently his friend and grandmother had died recently. Biggest reason I think was that his job opportunities dried up and he was in debt. Also, I think all the partying had caught up to him and he was losing his looks.
 
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EverythingMattersCel said:
Apparently his friend and grandmother had died recently. Biggest reason I think was that his job opportunities dried up and he was in debt. Also, I think all the partying had caught up to him and he was losing his looks.
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surely he couldve literally just done a brand deal with the status he had for an easy grand or done modelling
 
Maesthetic said:
A lot live in UK ?
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Not a lot but Cyprus used to be a British colony so there is that connection. I had a friend in high school that was of Cypriot descent. Also a no.1 holiday location for British boomers to retire and settle.
 
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Zias said:
Teeth so white they can detect counterfeit bills with the uv coming from those fuckers. Jesus :lul:
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What’s up with all these UK niggas getting veneers ? :lul: Is dental insurance that bad ??
 
tyronelite said:
What’s up with all these UK niggas getting veneers ? :lul: Is dental insurance that bad ??
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They are getting them for free in turkey. These veneer companies are doing heavy influencer marketing.
I will also get them, but in way less white color. Veneers can be very legit.
 
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If he roped... what are you waiting for?
 
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Irl chad. eye area seems a bit weird probably cause asymmetry cheekbones could be better but overall chad
 
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Yeah cheekbones is his biggest flaw
 
EverythingMattersCel said:
RIP btw...

He was on Love Island S3. The girls loved him and he got the most positive response of all the islanders.

He was literally treated like a Greek god and anyone watching the show would tell you he was the best-looking. This is proof that selfies are cope and it's all about looking good in motion.

:blackpill::blackpill:He was 6'1 and gym-maxxed with med pheno + light eye colour. In these photos he looks above average but definitely not a "chad" by the standards of the forum. Had average bones and looked bloated.


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Chad IRL but HTN on this forum because he lacks visible bones. He kinda looks like Brad in Season 7, but Brad mogs him slightly.
 
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why did he rope literally lol
 
Why would people say it's over? He is good looking, food features, good contrast, great roided body, and amazing brown tan, but not bad brown like a curry.

Also roping due to debts and depression seems weird, he looked like he gets Hella validation whenever he goes to a bar or club, must have had loads of ONS cos girls see him as such a prize, and debts I am guessing were due to investments in his veneers, hair system, roids, SARMS, HGH, hypebeast clothing and watches for when the paparazzi flash him
 
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Chinacurry said:
Why would people say it's over? He is good looking, food features, good contrast, great roided body, and amazing brown tan, but not bad brown like a curry.

Also roping due to debts and depression seems weird, he looked like he gets Hella validation whenever he goes to a bar or club, must have had loads of ONS cos girls see him as such a prize, and debts I am guessing were due to investments in his veneers, hair system, roids, SARMS, HGH, hypebeast clothing and watches for when the paparazzi flash him
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He’s a weak minded bitch who couldn’t get the attention of a high quality Stacy
 
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Being a Love Islander in the UK is like being fucking Justin Beiber or Elvis in terms of your status. Especially a few years back when he was on the show (I think it's slowly losing it's value)
Make no mistake, there's very few super hot 16-25 year olds he couldn't have banged.
 
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wristcel said:
Being a Love Islander in the UK is like being fucking Justin Beiber or Elvis in terms of your status. Especially a few years back when he was on the show (I think it's slowly losing it's value)
Make no mistake, there's very few super hot 16-25 year olds he couldn't have banged.
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All foids in Sweden also follow them
 
Chad for sure tbh
 
He got bitches :chad: and now I rot in the basement :incel:
 
4 psl bloatmaxxer
 
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