rate my bloated ass on spring break

NorwoodAscender

NorwoodAscender

just a dude on addy kinda enjoying life
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i’ve drank way too much booze in two days i swear alcohol is the worst bloater of them all.
 
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zestyy pale zombie looking faggot
 
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also i thought u had blue eyes, aryan frauder to the gas chambers
 
solid HTN. I think you are softmaxxed or looksmaxxed???
 
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Large eyes. Feminine trait
 
htn, you look good here bro
 
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the only iois i’ve gotten on this vacation have been asians and 2 white mtbs. jova
don't worry bhai if I saw u irl I would jump on top of u and start riding u ♥️
 
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spring break already?
 
Lips and nose are failo, also ur small jaw is an issue you sre carried hard by pheno and coloring HTN i would say bro would slay like crazy in bolivia tho
so like the opposite of u
 
i’m getting rhino and jaw implants in the future
Definetly gonna ascend you very hard, you have all bro only ur jaw and lips are biggest failo that makes me not be chadlite+
 
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i’m getting rhino and jaw implants in the future
You have a good mandibule, most people have good mandibule but what makes the difference is chin and urs is lacking, maybe fillers ir idk
 
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Literally Arvid if he was gay af
 
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Looking good bro, solid htn imo.
 
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high pfl is good. it’s just my neutral tilt the fucks me
I'm not talking about pfl. High pfl is a good feature. You have overly big entire eyeballs which is a feminine trait
 
i can tell you're sucking in your cheeks cause even tho there's a hollow you can still see fat around the jaw, just saying once you actually get lean the real hollows look a lot better speaking from experience
 
Looking good
 
Dont get in the habit of that often tho bro you have such pretty boy skin, alcohol is dangerously looksminning
 
Just be white..
 
You seem like a great guy to hang out with
 
Htn.. Ur upper lips is thin do smt about it
Rhino and sum jaw fillers if u can.
go for it
 
@Blackgymmax what do u rate my fellow tom brady fanatic?
 
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Dude u don't need to be on this site ur good lol
 
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i’m not. i have deep canine fossa, sucking in my cheeks makes it look worse. i think i just unfortunately store a lot of fat around my jaw
same, i have a really similar fat storage, typa face shape to you I'm just saying now that I'm leaning up it helps a lot you reach a point in bf% where the fat around your jaw just dissipitates
 
highest trust ive ever seen would trust you with my life based on looks
 
Yeah buddy, I am led to believe that you abstain from imbibing the commonly known beverage, alcohol, given your choice of the term 'booze,' a colloquialism seldom employed by adults.
 
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is your upper lip thin or are you just jutting? if its the first then making your upper lip thicker would make you look so much more balanced (volufiline i guess).
you look good
 
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saw the word bloat and though this was a @Bzz thread
 

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