Rate my morbidly obese guinea pig looking friend

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!! JUMPSCARE WARNING, PROCEED WITH CAUTION !!
THIS PICTURE IS NOT FOR THE WEAK STOMACH'D.
YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED. YOU CAN NO LONGER TURN BACK
FOR THE MOMENT YOU HAVE BEEN WAITING FOR, I PRESENT....
THE PICTURE...​

 

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forgot to add this pic