Rate my new opening line

[Amnesia]

I've decided to be more direct, seems to work better than my gay old line of "Hey may I please borrow your hand to hold durign this horror movie I wanna watch so I don't get too freaked out?"


Girls use to make fun of me and respond "uhhh ur the guy u should be the one holding my hand" and other girls were like "uhh naw, I don't like scary movies, no thanks. So why not just get to the point

 

[Deleted member 5891]

Once again first reply, I just broke this thread's hymen. Anyone else who posts after me is getting my sloppy seconds, my leftovers.

Just remember that the first reply is the most special reply and you'll never experience this thread the way I did and this thread will never feel the way it felt about me about you.

It's Over , you might as well just go post on IncelTears and talk about how much of a "man" you are for replying on a thread that I pump and dumped. Have fun with my scraps, cucks

 

[Tony]

EMNSIE DES MY OPENING LINE NOT URS

 

[WadlowMaxxing]

Any line works if you're good looking

 

[lutte]

"Hey may I please borrow your hand to hold durign this horror movie I wanna watch so I don't get too freaked out?"

 

[flamboyant]

Must be great to be you ...

 

[Deleted member 6217]

bReG tHrEd

 

[Gazzamogga]

Use the old misc line "I can teach you to become a bedroom acrobat"

 

[Ocelot]

Looksmaxxing motivation tbh

If you can't use a straight-forward one-liner/she messages you it's over

 

[Deleted member 3043]

"lol" "u look cuet"...
over if chad is a simp too

 

[Deleted member 6191]

 

[HeavenAdmιn]

do you never get bored of hooking up chadbro?

 

[Deleted member 275]

6.5PSL Chad
+
What looks like a 3PSL gook.

It's so fucking over for many men.

 

[Amnesia]

do you never get bored of hooking up?

Yeah, atm I am rotting and not meeting girls. I am bored so I just started using this line to message matches I have on TInder to see how women would actually react to it

 

[HeavenAdmιn]

Yeah, atm I am rotting and not meeting girls. I am bored so I just started using this line to message matches I have on TInder to see how women would actually react to it

at least you can dompainemaxx of tinder whenever you feel down. How many matches do you even have at this point?

 

[Deleted member 8616]

I've decided to be more direct, seems to work better than my gay old line of "Hey may I please borrow your hand to hold durign this horror movie I wanna watch so I don't get too freaked out?"


Girls use to make fun of me and respond "uhhh ur the guy u should be the one holding my hand" and other girls were like "uhh naw, I don't like scary movies, no thanks. So why not just get to the point






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it doesn't matter what you say tbh jfl
can you please check the convo i started with you? ik you don't want people asking for surgery advice but thats not it man

 

[oatmeal]

hey can we please go out to the lake at midnight tomorrow. i'll bring the firewood and axe.

@Amnesia please ask them this once.

 

[Deleted member 4696]

low inhib line definetly mogs the "im sarcastically a faggot" one you had.psl 6.5

 

[Deleted member 7098]

WHEN NEW TINDER ADVENTURE

My pick-up line that did the best was: "i'll buy you pizza if you make me breakfast in the morning"

but i will steal yours as a back-up

 

[Deleted member 3043]

WHEN NEW TINDER ADVENTURE

My pick-up line that did the best was: "i'll buy you pizza if you make me breakfast in the morning"

mirin dedication. my own was : "yeah".
didn't worked that good tbh

 

[Deleted member 10679]

You should make a thread to see how far you could get with the most retarded lines

 

[oatmeal]

You should make a thread to see how far you could get with the most retarded lines

PLEASE DO THIS

 

[wasted]

Looksmaxxing motivation tbh

suifuel*

 

[Ocelot]

suifuel*

Nigga are you autistic? As a subhuman you have no rights to express your opinion on anything. Say normie things and shut the fuck up.

If chad said the same thing they would listen to him and try to understand his perspective. Nigga I bet you're a sub3 saying that shit

 

[mewcoper]

"Hey may I please borrow your hand to hold durign this horror movie I wanna watch so I don't get too freaked out?"
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@Amnesia bro how you get this fuckin chin filler, implants wtf is that

 

[wasted]

Nigga are you autistic? As a subhuman you have no rights to express your opinion on anything. Say normie things and shut the fuck up.

If chad said the same thing they would listen to him and try to understand his perspective. Nigga I bet you're a sub3 saying that shit

You really thought I was gonna post my dick for MEN to see? Hell nah, not now, not a hundred years from now.

I send enough dick pics to foids (if they request them).
That nigger really should bring me his mom tho, I'll gladly show her my BWC

 

[Tony]

@Truthmirrorcoper

 

[Ocelot]

You really thought I was gonna post my dick for MEN to see? Hell nah, not now, not a hundred years from now.

I send enough dick pics to foids (if they request them).
That nigger really should bring me his mom tho, I'll gladly show her my BWC

Rate my penis rn ngl

Spoiler

 

[Deleted member 9048]

Amnesia: In '87, Huey released this; Fore!, their most accomplished album. I think their undisputed masterpiece is "Hip To Be Square". A song so catchy, most people probably don't listen to the lyrics. But they should, because it's not just about the pleasures of conformity and the importance of trends. It's also a personal statement about the band itself. Hey, Anna!

Spoiler

 

[flamboyant]

I've decided to be more direct, seems to work better than my gay old line of "Hey may I please borrow your hand to hold durign this horror movie I wanna watch so I don't get too freaked out?"


Girls use to make fun of me and respond "uhhh ur the guy u should be the one holding my hand" and other girls were like "uhh naw, I don't like scary movies, no thanks. So why not just get to the point






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aren't u jaded that u wasted your 20's on your pc when u could have exerienced all this ?

 

[lutte]

Amnesia: In '87, Huey released this; Fore!, their most accomplished album. I think their undisputed masterpiece is "Hip To Be Square". A song so catchy, most people probably don't listen to the lyrics. But they should, because it's not just about the pleasures of conformity and the importance of trends. It's also a personal statement about the band itself. Hey, Anna!

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I saved it as that because in a tinder tales thread a girl told him she's on her period and he said "a little blood doesn't scare me" or something like that

 

[lutte]

at least you can dompainemaxx of tinder whenever you feel down. How many matches do you even have at this point?

do you do good in asia as a hapa do you think?

 

[Amnesia]

aren't u jaded that u wasted your 20's on your pc when u could have exerienced all this ?

Missed out on what? Girls are boring and sex is overrated. I missed out on nothing I am findign out and life in general really fucking sucks

 

[lutte]

Missed out on what? Girls are boring and sex is overrated. I missed out on nothing I am findign out and life in general really fucking sucks

Unironically get a hobby inkwell

 

[Deleted member 4612]

Imagine caring about opening lines on women who have an attention span shorter than a goldfish.

Just spam bullshit and let your pretty face do the talking until some ugly slut let's you service her defiled body leaving you both feeling like empty souls.

 

[Chadelite]

Missed out on what? Girls are boring and sex is overrated. I missed out on nothing I am findign out and life in general really fucking sucks

Dude u need to get have a gf and children

Islammax

 

[Deleted member 4209]

no amount of smoothness / witty pua lines could help me ngl.

 

[Deleted member 9827]

no amount of smoothness / witty pua lines could help me ngl.

 

[HeavenAdmιn]

do you do good in asia as a hapa do you think?

I think I do better with asian girls based on tinder experiences, but its not obvious that I'm mixed asian, so maybe girls mistake me for deathnics

 

[malignant]

lets schedule a session theory
its fkn over for u LMFAO

 

[Deleted member 5927]

Missed out on what? Girls are boring and sex is overrated. I missed out on nothing I am findign out and life in general really fucking sucks

bro can u help me cope, am i really missing out on that much be honest with me

 

[wasted]

bro can u help me cope, am i really missing out on that much be honest with me

yes

 

[Jagged0]

bro can u help me cope, am i really missing out on that much be honest with me

Yes

 

[Deleted member 5927]

yes

fuck how do i recover from this, amnesia literally lifemogs me it feels so bad

im literally a virgin and this man can get any woman in 5 min. how is this fair

 

[Deleted member 6403]

player amnesia

 

[wasted]

fuck how do i recover from this, amnesia literally lifemogs me it feels so bad

im literally a virgin and this man can get any woman in 5 min. how is this fair

idk bro we are in the same boat

 

[Deleted member 1862]

"Hey may I please borrow your hand to hold durign this horror movie I wanna watch so I don't get too freaked out?"
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HOLY FUCK LOOKS LIKE MICHAEL JACKSON HERE I'D BE FUCKING TERRIFIED IF I SAW THIS LATE AT NIGHT

 

[Amnesia]

fuck how do i recover from this, amnesia literally lifemogs me it feels so bad

im literally a virgin and this man can get any woman in 5 min. how is this fair

I am just more confident than u in how I type my opening line

 

[Deleted member 5927]

I am just more confident than u in how I type my opening line

jfl over over over kms

 

[Deleted member 3299]

hey can we please go out to the lake at midnight tomorrow. i'll bring the firewood and axe.

@Amnesia please ask them this once.

that would be funny as shit