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Niklaus Mikaelson

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Shitty pic I know but they she didn't have other ones posted - also i need a name for the plant, feel free to come with ideas

Very accurate tiktok on the same topic
 
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Shitty pic I know but they she didn't have other ones posted - also i need a name for the plant, feel free to come with ideas

Very accurate tiktok on the same topic

Oh well, my first post to flop, this forum is racist against plants
 
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Name her MakinItHAPPEN
 
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Redpill me on cactuses
I think I'll get a few cactuses for my future home
 
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Redpill me on cactuses
I think I'll get a few cactuses for my future home
I'm not that knowledgeable on cacti tbh, more aroids and stuff like that. But they're quite basic but easy to upkeep, downside is that they're usually quite small and grow slowly as well
 
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Did you miss your target?
 
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Looks like shit

I forget you're poor or I'd show you my studio apartment. Warning: you will be sui pilled.
 
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Shitty pic I know but they she didn't have other ones posted - also i need a name for the plant, feel free to come with ideas

Very accurate tiktok on the same topic


Is this the rare plant you were going to gift your friend?
Not gonna lie, it kinda looks like someone just spilt some white paint over it :ROFLMAO:

Call it "beta"
if people inquire just act wordly and say its an south term for son, and you love this plant like a child


Looks like shit

I forget you're poor or I'd show you my studio apartment. Warning: you will be sui pilled.

Would like to see, or send in DM's if you don't wanna post here
 
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Is this the rare plant you were going to gift your friend?
Not gonna lie, it kinda looks like someone just spilt some white paint over it :ROFLMAO:

Call it "beta"
if people inquire just act wordly and say its an south term for son, and you love this plant like a child




Would like to see, or send in DM's if you don't wanna post here
Nope, this one is for myself, my friend is getting an another one (same type though) and that's the point, the white is a rare genetic mutation.

Beta JFL
 
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I don't know much about plants other than photosynthesis, but here is an emo polina pic of her with a plant 🪴
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Put 4 snake plants in your room and water them once a week. 6-8 can make you survive forever in a closed room without oxygen
 
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Put 4 snake plants in your room and water them once a week. 6-8 can make you survive forever in a closed room without oxygen
Easy plants for sure, but also very basic. Won't make foids react like this unlike the monstera albo
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Humble brag thread
 
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Easy plants for sure, but also very basic. Won't make foids react like this unlike the monstera albo
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Are you seriously buying plants to impress women????

What's the fucking point in that all they care about is looks and personality (if looks are good enough).

Atleast snake plants make the air cleaner to breathe especially if you live in a city
 
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Can you smoke it?
 
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Are you seriously buying plants to impress women????

What's the fucking point in that all they care about is looks and personality (if looks are good enough).

Atleast snake plants make the air cleaner to breathe especially if you live in a city
Most plants clear the air, no i love plants and define myself as a plant enthusiast as well. It's exciting to see what kind of variation the next leaf gives in these ones, being in the plant community is nice as you get to meet other people that love plants, you can sell / trade cuttings of rare plants moneymaxing while enjoying them. So both because I like them, as an investment and gives you access to a community where plant obsessed people like myself care more about plants than going out partying. It's a good addition in every aspect of your life
 
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Very nice

Magnus
 
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Most plants clear the air, no i love plants and define myself as a plant enthusiast as well. It's exciting to see what kind of variation the next leaf gives in these ones, being in the plant community is nice as you get to meet other people that love plants, you can sell / trade cuttings of rare plants moneymaxing while enjoying them. So both because I like them, as an investment and gives you access to a community where plant obsessed people like myself care more about plants than going out partying. It's a good addition in every aspect of your life
I truly wish I was as enthusiastic and passionate about something as you are
 
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I truly wish I was as enthusiastic and passionate about something as you are
Plants, watches and classic menswear is hard not to love or be enthusiastic about:love: could talk about each thing endlessly
 
0. post videos of you raw dogging a pawg or gtfo. this isn't the plants forum
 
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Plants, watches and classic menswear is hard not to love or be enthusiastic about:love: could talk about each thing endlessly
Tell me more. I used to be passionate about martial arts, weightlifting and making music, but now I don't care about anything anymore, unless I'm drunk (like rn)
 
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Tell me more. I used to be passionate about martial arts, weightlifting and making music, but now I don't care about anything anymore, unless I'm drunk (like rn)
Which topic would you like to hear about? Plants? watches?
 
Which topic would you like to hear about? Plants? watches?
Watches sound too superficial. Tell me about your plants. What's so exciting about them, except for the fact they aren't as annoying and destructive as humans?
 
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Watches sound too superficial. Tell me about your plants. What's so exciting about them, except for the fact they aren't as annoying and destructive as humans?
I'm gonna tell you what got me most excited about plants!

So these two big plants i got after being on a waiting list at a local plant nursery, they would be considered motherplants ( big plants you can take cuttings from), i bought them for 120 USD each (very cheap for that big specimen of this particular rare plants) had a third one as well that I flipped immediately for 200 USD.
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The smaller plants behind them (single leaf plants) are cuttings from the motherplant

You can cut the plant on the internode and put it into water making small plants that later on will become motherplants or sell them straight away as cuttings!. I personally sold my cutting for 35-40 USD per leaf/cutting which amazed me, it was literally money growing on trees/plants!
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Fast forward some time I began diving deeper into the pond as I got a bit obsessed, started joining plant forums/Facebook groups, I started planning out a living/green wall, (plants/green has a positive effect on your mental state as well as more great benefits to your life!) so wanted to make my apartment the best environment for myself as I'm working from home. So ended up with a green wall consisting of around 300 plants! And they were all growing so I had to find a solution for my cutting and i began making plant cabinets for my cuttings from my living wall, this resulted in me having many plants to trade/sell and give out to people
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It's almost the same reason I love watches, they can be treated as an investment WHILE youre enjoying it for yourself
 
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I'm gonna tell you what got me most excited about plants!

So these two big plants i got after being on a waiting list at a local plant nursery, they would be considered motherplants ( big plants you can take cuttings from), i bought them for 120 USD each (very cheap for that big specimen of this particular rare plants) had a third one as well that I flipped immediately for 200 USD.
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The smaller plants behind them (single leaf plants) are cuttings from the motherplant

You can cut the plant on the internode and put it into water making small plants that later on will become motherplants or sell them straight away as cuttings!. I personally sold my cutting for 35-40 USD per leaf/cutting which amazed me, it was literally money growing on trees/plants!
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Fast forward some time I began diving deeper into the pond as I got a bit obsessed, started joining plant forums/Facebook groups, I started planning out a living/green wall, (plants/green has a positive effect on your mental state as well as more great benefits to your life!) so wanted to make my apartment the best environment for myself as I'm working from home. So ended up with a green wall consisting of around 300 plants! And they were all growing so I had to find a solution for my cutting and i began making plant cabinets for my cuttings from my living wall, this resulted in me having many plants to trade/sell and give out to people
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It's almost the same reason I love watches, they can be treated as an investment WHILE youre enjoying it for yourself
Idk if you're a genius or just bored to death, but how much effort and trial and error does it take to set up a profitable plant nursery side business, compared to, say, web design or SEO? Do you need any kinds of expensive/special equipment or can you start from scratch with little money or ressources in general?
 
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Idk if you're a genius or just bored to death, but how much effort and trial and error does it take to set up a profitable plant nursery side business? Do you need any kinds of expensive/special equipment or can you start from scratch with little money or ressources in general?
Highly depends tbh, it's not worth it if you don't like plants anyways tbh. You'll need quite a bit of knowledge and know the trends currently running in the plant community, for example these are some of the trending/grail plants which can be extremely profitable if you manage to get one and resell cutting
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Every plant has specific requirements, some are extremely hard to keep and you'll need to invest in growlights/humidifiers and make a cabinet like I had, others are very easy to handle.

To be profitable you don't particularly have to be an expert, you can buy and resell plants very easily, once bought a huge pothos for like 10usd, cut it up into bits grew them and sold them for 1-2 USD and I had quite a good handful of them as you can even make plants out of "wetsticks" so I had an entire bit plant plus i made all my money back. The biggest downsides are electricity cost, upkeep and sunlight/growlights and the hardest part SPACE for the plants - so fewer rare plants = better than many cheaper plants.




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Picked up the plant today - so far I'm thinking the name should be makinithappen, my condolences

@MakinItHappenReturn
 
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Picked up the plant today - so far I'm thinking the name should be makinithappen, my condolences

@MakinItHappenReturn

Sorry did someone die in my
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Picked up the plant today - so far I'm thinking the name should be makinithappen, my condolences

@MakinItHappenReturn
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Picked up the plant today - so far I'm thinking the name should be makinithappen, my condolences

@MakinItHappenReturn

Sorry did someone die in my family I didn't know about? You fucking muppet
 
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Sorry did someone die in my family I didn't know about? You fucking muppet
JFL just saw you were banned an hour ago, thought you were gone, still think the name should stay :owo:
 

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