Rate my Pimp Dad

[IThinkImAboutToROPE]

Hell will break lose after you guys nut over the appeal of my Dad. Massive JB appeal boyos, if only he was born 20 years later, he would have been a tik tok famous Chad slayer. Over if you never had a dad like this.


He was:
6’0
165-170lbs
40in vertical jump (before the shit)
4.65 40yd dash (before the shit)
235lbs max bench(junior yr)
325lbs max squat(junior yr)
Dark hair
Dark eyes
Shit 2.3 GPA, not sharp in school but smart in other things.
Charming, Super NT and picked up English in 2 months.
Very good at Math, not so much in other subjects.








These pics were either sophomore, junior, or senior year. Most likely senior year on the second pic.

He was born in shit third world country and immigrated to the US during High school where he would then dominate in Football, Basketball, and Track. He was the star Running back and amazing in Basketball, dunking by Sophmore year. Unfortunately though he had a tumor in his left leg which the doctor had to pull out nearing Junior year. As the procedure went, the doctor accidentally cut of the nerves in his leg, which then almost crippled him. He’s now left with 1/2 of the muscle in his left leg, completely ruining his chances of ever pursuing sports again. He had like 3 gfs but he didn’t really like them. At that point he was kinda depressed and shit went downhill from there, but in the end he married my mom and had 4 children so it turned out ok.


Guess what? He’s hapa!! And he did not become ER thank the fucking gods.

 

[Daniel Plainview]

Over

 

[Deleted member 15004]

Hell will break lose after you guys nut over the appeal of my Dad. Massive JB appeal boyos, if only he was born 20 years later, he would have been a tik tok famous Chad slayer. Over if you never had a dad like this.


He was:
6’0
165-170lbs
40in vertical jump (before the shit)
4.65 40yd dash (before the shit)
235lbs max bench(junior yr)
325lbs max squat(junior yr)
Dark hair
Dark eyes
Shit 2.3 GPA, not sharp in school but smart in other things.
Charming, Super NT and picked up English in 2 months.
Very good at Math, not so much in other subjects.








These pics were either sophomore, junior, or senior year. Most likely senior year on the second pic.

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He was born in shit third world country and immigrated to the US during High school where he would then dominate in Football, Basketball, and Track. He was the star Running back and amazing in Basketball, dunking by Sophmore year. Unfortunately though he had a tumor in his left leg which the doctor had to pull out nearing Junior year. As the procedure went, the doctor accidentally cut of the nerves in his leg, which then almost crippled him. He’s now left with 1/2 of the muscle in his left leg, completely ruining his chances of ever pursuing sports again. He had like 3 gfs but he didn’t really like them. At that point he was kinda depressed and shit went downhill from there, but in the end he married my mom and had 4 children so it turned out ok.


Guess what? He’s hapa!! And he did not become ER thank the fucking gods.

Was looking for the LTN option

 

[360°]

are you 3/4 white?

 

[fruitgunpop]

Narrow mouth and brachy skull

 

[IThinkImAboutToROPE]

Was looking for the LTN option

He’s at least MTN, that’s why I did not put LTN. He also mogs the other dudes in the pics, unless you think everyone else was sub5 which defeats the very definition of Normie. However, someone I think would truly impress you by your standards, my Grandpa. He’s 6’2, with Blue hunter eyes, dark hair, and basically Hernan Drago pheno. I only have couple photos of his younger self that I saw only a few times, so my memory is jaded but I’ll try to get a hold of the photos and show you.

 

[Deleted member 16501]

Mid tier normie at best

He'd be a laughing stock on tiktok

 

[sub5inchcel]

looks like loox and andrew tate morphed

 

[its_over_for_me_?]

I MOG him my sqaut is 220kg my bench 150kg deadlift 250kg at 88kg 11% body fat I’m 6f2, white, with HTN face pushing chadlite ITS OVER FOR YOUR DAD

 

[Smoke Fanboy]

Even my old man mogs this chinklet to the suicide despite his enormous kike tier abomination nose

 

[mazzi]

jfl at flexing your dad on this site , a normie one too with irrelevant ass facts, lemme guess he can kick everyone else’s dads ass too ?

 

[ROTTING]

Hell will break lose after you guys nut over the appeal of my Dad. Massive JB appeal boyos, if only he was born 20 years later, he would have been a tik tok famous Chad slayer. Over if you never had a dad like this.


He was:
6’0
165-170lbs
40in vertical jump (before the shit)
4.65 40yd dash (before the shit)
235lbs max bench(junior yr)
325lbs max squat(junior yr)
Dark hair
Dark eyes
Shit 2.3 GPA, not sharp in school but smart in other things.
Charming, Super NT and picked up English in 2 months.
Very good at Math, not so much in other subjects.








These pics were either sophomore, junior, or senior year. Most likely senior year on the second pic.

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He was born in shit third world country and immigrated to the US during High school where he would then dominate in Football, Basketball, and Track. He was the star Running back and amazing in Basketball, dunking by Sophmore year. Unfortunately though he had a tumor in his left leg which the doctor had to pull out nearing Junior year. As the procedure went, the doctor accidentally cut of the nerves in his leg, which then almost crippled him. He’s now left with 1/2 of the muscle in his left leg, completely ruining his chances of ever pursuing sports again. He had like 3 gfs but he didn’t really like them. At that point he was kinda depressed and shit went downhill from there, but in the end he married my mom and had 4 children so it turned out ok.


Guess what? He’s hapa!! And he did not become ER thank the fucking gods.

Thank you my dear son.
I’m honored you would think so highly of me.