Rate my piss bottle

[Deleted member 3795]

I pissed inside it like 5 months ago and I forgot about it until now. I'm too scared to open it and see what it smells like tbh.
It felt kinda hot putting my dick inside it because I closed my eyes and imagined it being a pussy.
I kinda want to throw it at a femoid.

 

[54UD4D3]

I though piss bottles were a meme... What's the point of piss bottles? Where is your toilet son?

 

[Deleted member 3795]

I though piss bottles were a meme... What's the point of piss bottles?

My mom's friends came over and I was too scared to go to the toilet because then I would have to say hello to them so I decided to piss into a bottle instead. I forgot to throw it out.

 

[Ritalincell]

I though piss bottles were a meme... What's the point of piss bottles? Where is your toilet son?

Basement roting incels who don't want to leave the basement to explain their mother why they have no job and remain in the basement

My mom's friends came over and I was too scared to go to the toilet because then I would have to say hello to them so I decided to piss into a bottle instead. I forgot to throw it out.

Relatable tbh jfl

 

[54UD4D3]

My mom's friends came over and I was too scared to go to the toilet because then I would have to say hello to them so I decided to piss into a bottle instead. I forgot to throw it out.

That scenario is what i thought it was honestly. High inhibition trough the roof.

 

[Deleted member 4563]

I though piss bottles were a meme... What's the point of piss bottles? Where is your toilet son?

Not a thing in the balkans

 

[54UD4D3]

Not a thing in the balkans

 

[Deleted member 3055]

 

[lookismfugee]

innocent

 

[Deleted member 4563]

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Skullpill, fiercepill and facialhairpill combo

 

[Gazzamogga]

I though piss bottles were a meme... What's the point of piss bottles? Where is your toilet son?

I used to do it while playing online poker if there was good action going on

 

[Deleted member 616]

Reminds me of my dorm days where I’d rather piss in my bottle than go to the toilet when there were lots of people in the living room / kitchen.

 

[Hades]

thank you for the laugh bro, I needed that

 

[Deleted member 4209]

 

[Ritalincel]

 

[fukmylyf]

bro just piss in the sink like a normal person ffs

 

[Deleted member 1464]

Innocent

 

[Chad69]

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I pissed inside it like 5 months ago and I forgot about it until now. I'm too scared to open it and see what it smells like tbh.
It felt kinda hot putting my dick inside it because I closed my eyes and imagined it being a pussy.
I kinda want to throw it at a femoid.

If your dick can get inside that bottle ITS OVER

 

[Ritalincel]

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[Deleted member 3795]

If your dick can get inside that bottle ITS OVER

Legit?
It felt very tight. It seems like a fairly big hole too. Bigger than a pussy.

 

[Chad69]

Legit?
It felt very tight. It seems like a fairly big hole. Bigger than a pussy.

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Idk man imagine you get erection while doing that and your dick gets stuck

 

[Deleted member 3795]

Idk man imagine you get erection while doing that and your dick gets stuck

Dopamine rush would be unreal tbhbhbh

 

[fukmylyf]

Idk man imagine you get erection while doing that and your dick gets stuck

can lead to peyronie's IME

 

[john2]

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I pissed inside it like 5 months ago and I forgot about it until now. I'm too scared to open it and see what it smells like tbh.
It felt kinda hot putting my dick inside it because I closed my eyes and imagined it being a pussy.
I kinda want to throw it at a femoid.

Add sugar and yeast in it and I dare you to ferment it.

Also age it if you could be bothered to .

 

[oatmeal]

@Warlow LOL

 

[Deleted member 13787]

 

[BugeyeBigNoseCurry]

Taste it ngl

 

[Warlow]

@Warlow LOL

prime goblin-tier post

 

[Deleted member 4362]

I wonder if he threw it away