Rate my plan to lose my virginity

That’s my backup plan. Colombia has some of the hottest girls in the world and I’m glad it’s legal cause I’m high inhib. Legit 9s who will fuck you all night for $30 JFL.
 
Blackpillsuicide said:
That’s my backup plan. Colombia has some of the hottest girls in the world and I’m glad it’s legal cause I’m high inhib. Legit 9s who will fuck you all night for $30 JFL.
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Yeah escorts are cheap af here ngl and gl
 
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Just go bruh if she somehow rejects u just go fuck colombian hookers or find some other colombian hoes. They are all hot as fuck ngl I really wanna travel there for that reason.
 
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1000 DOLLARS FOR HOTEL AND FLIGHT?

Wasting a ton of money bro, go get a 1 month pass at a hostel for $250 or less, plus food $150 and your set, gives you way more room to work with.

Also before you go find at least 20 Colombian girls to have dates with, rotate plates etc. That way if this one says no then you'll have plenty of other girls. Use a Tinder Boost at 7 PM Colombian time and put it to Medellin, one of the best cities to slay in all of Colombia

Also if your there, make sure to eat Bandeja Paisa, empanadas, arepa, visit Medellin, and take a look around. Think about installing Uber and getting a cab from the airport, airport to Medellin is a little long ride.

You shouldn't be worried about getting mugged as long as you don't look super white. To not get mugged, always wear jeans, don't wear a watch/take out your wallet in public, and don't wear shorts. Deadass no one wears shorts there, its not a favela. Also just keep a knife on you if your really worried, as long as you've been lifting you'll mog 50% of them in terms of muscle

Pro Tip: If you want to have fun and slay fast, tell the cab driver to take you to Communa 13 or Districto 4, those places are good for JBW slaying (don't actually go to these)
 
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RedKeyboard said:
1000 DOLLARS FOR HOTEL AND FLIGHT?

Wasting a ton of money bro, go get a 1 month pass at a hostel for $250 or less, plus food $150 and your set, gives you way more room to work with.

Also before you go find at least 20 Colombian girls to have dates with, rotate plates etc. That way if this one says no then you'll have plenty of other girls. Use a Tinder Boost at 7 PM Colombian time and put it to Medellin, one of the best cities to slay in all of Colombia

Also if your there, make sure to eat Bandeja Paisa, empanadas, arepa, visit Medellin, and take a look around. Think about installing Uber and getting a cab from the airport, airport to Medellin is a little long ride.

You shouldn't be worried about getting mugged as long as you don't look super white. To not get mugged, always wear jeans, don't wear a watch/take out your wallet in public, and don't wear shorts. Deadass no one wears shorts there, its not a favela. Also just keep a knife on you if your really worried, as long as you've been lifting you'll mog 50% of them in terms of muscle

Pro Tip: If you want to have fun and slay fast, tell the cab driver to take you to Communa 13 or Districto 4, those places are good for JBW slaying (don't actually go to these)
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Lol at the last part bro he’s gonna die
 
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RedKeyboard said:
1000 DOLLARS FOR HOTEL AND FLIGHT?

Wasting a ton of money bro, go get a 1 month pass at a hostel for $250 or less, plus food $150 and your set, gives you way more room to work with.

Also before you go find at least 20 Colombian girls to have dates with, rotate plates etc. That way if this one says no then you'll have plenty of other girls. Use a Tinder Boost at 7 PM Colombian time and put it to Medellin, one of the best cities to slay in all of Colombia

Also if your there, make sure to eat Bandeja Paisa, empanadas, arepa, visit Medellin, and take a look around. Think about installing Uber and getting a cab from the airport, airport to Medellin is a little long ride.

You shouldn't be worried about getting mugged as long as you don't look super white. To not get mugged, always wear jeans, don't wear a watch/take out your wallet in public, and don't wear shorts. Deadass no one wears shorts there, its not a favela. Also just keep a knife on you if your really worried, as long as you've been lifting you'll mog 50% of them in terms of muscle

Pro Tip: If you want to have fun and slay fast, tell the cab driver to take you to Communa 13 or Districto 4, those places are good for JBW slaying (don't actually go to these)
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Everything you said is good except the comuna 13 and distrito 4 part son
XD
 
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Make her sign a contract
 
GrayEyedBarrett said:
Ngl im gonna go look at some plane tickets think im gonna start saving up
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If you look white and can speak decent English, you can get a "teaching job" as side-income. You don't even have to teach, you just talk to them so they can learn how to imitate how real English speakers talk.

Get a TEFL groupon and your set, might need a Bachelors but it depends, then you legit just walk into one of the schools they have big signs outside and you could get a job the day after if your not aspie and look white
 
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GrayEyedBarrett said:
Ngl im gonna go look at some plane tickets think im gonna start saving up
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I’m planning on going to Cartagena. Safer than Medellin and apparently it’s easy to find escorts on tinder.
 
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Blackpillsuicide said:
I’m planning on going to Cartagena. Safer than Medellin and apparently it’s easy to find escorts on tinder.
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Cope


Major cope, Medellin is safer and there pretty much the same. Your missing out by going to Cartagena bro, especially at this time of year
 
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Go to Panama instead
 
RedKeyboard said:
De Prado hermano. Pinche framecel quiere venir a nuestro pais
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lmao i never thought i would meet someone from medellin in this forum
i live in the capital city now tho
 
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GrayEyedBarrett said:
Honestly im down. U looking for tickets and shit rn? Just lmk bro deadass
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Fr fam this summer imma go. U not autistic or shit rite??


BigChinHispanic said:
lmao i never thought i would meet someone from medellin in this forum
i live in the capital city now tho
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Ok bro how do I find high quality scorts, m scared of going to a brothel can I just find them on tinder or go to a nice hotel bar??
 
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bruh are you out of your mind?
you will travel to another country to fuck a girl for money, you could fuck an escort, it will be cheaper and she will be more gl than that 3psl high body fat colombian
 
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Blackpillsuicide said:
Fr fam this summer imma go. U not autistic or shit rite??



Ok bro how do I find high quality scorts, m scared of going to a brothel can I just find them on tinder or go to a nice hotel bar??
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Lots of them on tinder
 
fonzee98 said:
bruh are you out of your mind?
you will travel to another country to fuck a girl for money, you could fuck an escort, it will be cheaper and she will be more gl than that 3psl high body fat colombian
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Read the whole thread, I would rather get with a 4 for free than pay for an 8, also Colombia has the best escorts in the world so it is my backup plan but I’d rather have a real girlfriend for the time I’m there
 
Blackpillsuicide said:
Fr fam this summer imma go. U not autistic or shit rite??



Ok bro how do I find high quality scorts, m scared of going to a brothel can I just find them on tinder or go to a nice hotel bar??
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Nah I’m not a weirdo dw. Yup just hmu im down as fuck lol I need to skincaremax and gymcel a bit first were you thinking like july or august?
Blackpillsuicide said:
Fr fam this summer imma go. U not autistic or shit rite??



Ok bro how do I find high quality scorts, m scared of going to a brothel can I just find them on tinder or go to a nice hotel bar??
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I was researching and a lot of escorts just hang out in night clubs also since there are more you can get them dirt cheap cuz competition and whatever ur type is. Also exchange rate makes it super easy and the more they like u the cheaper it is.
 
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imagine being this desperate for sex lol. why dont fuck an escort
 
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