Peubert
"state of the forum rn" -NIGGER
- Joined
- Jan 10, 2026
- Posts
- 4,221
- Reputation
- 6,413
ALRIGHT SO I GOT PROM NEXT WEEK FRIDAY NIGHT AND IM GONNA SLAY OFCOURSE AND I PLANNED OUT HOW:
(TLDR BELLOW FOR ALL THE DNR FAGGOTS)
first
- SO ILL PULL UP TO THE FUNCTION.. 10 MINUTES AFTER MY FRIENDGROUP HAS ARRIVES
NOW UR PROBABLY THINKING "but peubert??? whyy???" listen lil nigga... when u pull up LATE ALL THE FOIDS WILL BE LEFT WONDERING "where is he omg where is chad tyrone?? hes usually with his SUBHUMAN friends where is he omgg"
THEN, WHEN THEY LOSE ALL HOPE IN ME ARRIVING ILL ENTER NONCHALANT AS FUCK

AND IMM BE LIKE "sorry guys im late ahahaa"
AND THEY'LL BE ALL OVER ME


SECONDLY
- ILL ALCOHOL MAXX BEFORE I EVEN STEP FOOT IN THE FUCKING BUILDING
HOLD ON BRO HOLD ON BEAR WITH ME
ILL EXPLAIN:
AT THE FUNCTION, ALCOHOL ISNT EVEN ALLOWED SO EVERYONE WILL BE HIGH INHIB CUCKS STANDING IN CORNERS TALKING NONSENSE, NOW IMAGINE I PULL UP, HIGHLY INTOXICATED, LOW INHIB, while LARPING CHAD confidence??? OMG BRO I CAN ALREADY TASTE THE FOID PUHH


only issue is that im to broke and slightlyy underaged (17) to buy alcohol so i just try stealing my dads luiqor and chugg as much as possible before leaving my house


LAST BUT NOT LEAST
ILL AVOID MY FAKE ASS "DAY ONES" CUZ THEYRE ALL HTN AND MOG ME

I CANT RISK GETTING MOGGED BRO
I SWEAR ONE OF THEM IS FUCKING CL AND WE CLOSE BUT ALL HE DOES IS MOG ME BRO


TAGGING A FEW HIGH IQ PPL
@unknownincel @2s2f @zudlife @cortisolman2
TLDR: ILL SHOW UP LATE, ALCOHOL MAXXED AND LOW INHIB TO SLAY PUHH (READ THE THREAD FAGGOT)
(TLDR BELLOW FOR ALL THE DNR FAGGOTS)
first
- SO ILL PULL UP TO THE FUNCTION.. 10 MINUTES AFTER MY FRIENDGROUP HAS ARRIVES
NOW UR PROBABLY THINKING "but peubert??? whyy???" listen lil nigga... when u pull up LATE ALL THE FOIDS WILL BE LEFT WONDERING "where is he omg where is chad tyrone?? hes usually with his SUBHUMAN friends where is he omgg"
THEN, WHEN THEY LOSE ALL HOPE IN ME ARRIVING ILL ENTER NONCHALANT AS FUCK


AND IMM BE LIKE "sorry guys im late ahahaa"AND THEY'LL BE ALL OVER ME



SECONDLY
- ILL ALCOHOL MAXX BEFORE I EVEN STEP FOOT IN THE FUCKING BUILDING
HOLD ON BRO HOLD ON BEAR WITH ME
AT THE FUNCTION, ALCOHOL ISNT EVEN ALLOWED SO EVERYONE WILL BE HIGH INHIB CUCKS STANDING IN CORNERS TALKING NONSENSE, NOW IMAGINE I PULL UP, HIGHLY INTOXICATED, LOW INHIB, while LARPING CHAD confidence??? OMG BRO I CAN ALREADY TASTE THE FOID PUHH



only issue is that im to broke and slightlyy underaged (17) to buy alcohol so i just try stealing my dads luiqor and chugg as much as possible before leaving my house
LAST BUT NOT LEAST
ILL AVOID MY FAKE ASS "DAY ONES" CUZ THEYRE ALL HTN AND MOG ME


I CANT RISK GETTING MOGGED BRO
I SWEAR ONE OF THEM IS FUCKING CL AND WE CLOSE BUT ALL HE DOES IS MOG ME BRO


TAGGING A FEW HIGH IQ PPL
@unknownincel @2s2f @zudlife @cortisolman2
TLDR: ILL SHOW UP LATE, ALCOHOL MAXXED AND LOW INHIB TO SLAY PUHH (READ THE THREAD FAGGOT)
Last edited:

ur unknown slayer bro