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.Dye hair light brown (Enough to know that it is brown and not ginger.)

.Get a caramel tan through MT2.

.Get blue contacts.

.Shave body hair

.Use Minoxidil on eyebrows and hair.

.Roids (for muscle, dick gains and bone mass.)

.Lip filler (To shorten philtrum and to have equally sized lips.)

.Chin filler

.Lip stretching (Using the 3D printed lip stretching device on BOTB.)

.Upper eye and Under eye filler

.LipoLab V-Line

.Weight loss (Through regular exercising, dieting, maybe Reta too?)

.Fixing unequal masseters through chewing on one side

.Tretinoin and other skin care products

.Sunscreen (One that blocks both UV rays.)

.Neck training

.High speed jaw opening exercise (I know it is cope but why not try it out, maybe it isn't.)

.GHK CU

.Teeth whitening strips.

.Tongue scraping to get rid of bad breath

.Get some more cologne

.Do rib flare/wide ribcage exercises in hopes of getting a smaller waist.



Welp that's all bhais, tell me anything else that I need to know, or if you want to ask a question, this will all be achieved through a job to pay for them.
Hopefully these all work inshallah. :Comfy:
 
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@Thief Mind sharing us what's so funny? I have a better plan than the greycels who just say "muh falim gum".
 
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brutal no reply pill
 
.Dye hair light brown (Enough to know that it is brown and not ginger.)

.Get a caramel tan through MT2.

.Get blue contacts.

.Shave body hair

.Use Minoxidil on eyebrows and hair.

.Roids (for muscle, dick gains and bone mass.)

.Lip filler (To shorten philtrum and to have equally sized lips.)

.Chin filler

.Lip stretching (Using the 3D printed lip stretching device on BOTB.)

.Upper eye and Under eye filler

.LipoLab V-Line

.Weight loss (Through regular exercising, dieting, maybe Reta too?)

.Fixing unequal masseters through chewing on one side

.Tretinoin and other skin care products

.Sunscreen (One that blocks both UV rays.)

.Neck training

.High speed jaw opening exercise (I know it is cope but why not try it out, maybe it isn't.)

.GHK CU

.Teeth whitening strips.

.Tongue scraping to get rid of bad breath

.Get some more cologne

.Do rib flare/wide ribcage exercises in hopes of getting a smaller waist.



Welp that's all bhais, tell me anything else that I need to know, or if you want to ask a question, this will all be achieved through a job to pay for them.
Hopefully these all work inshallah. :Comfy:
Lmao ur not doing that shit
 
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.Dye hair light brown (Enough to know that it is brown and not ginger.)

.Get a caramel tan through MT2.

.Get blue contacts.

.Shave body hair

.Use Minoxidil on eyebrows and hair.

.Roids (for muscle, dick gains and bone mass.)

.Lip filler (To shorten philtrum and to have equally sized lips.)

.Chin filler

.Lip stretching (Using the 3D printed lip stretching device on BOTB.)

.Upper eye and Under eye filler

.LipoLab V-Line

.Weight loss (Through regular exercising, dieting, maybe Reta too?)

.Fixing unequal masseters through chewing on one side

.Tretinoin and other skin care products

.Sunscreen (One that blocks both UV rays.)

.Neck training

.High speed jaw opening exercise (I know it is cope but why not try it out, maybe it isn't.)

.GHK CU

.Teeth whitening strips.

.Tongue scraping to get rid of bad breath

.Get some more cologne

.Do rib flare/wide ribcage exercises in hopes of getting a smaller waist.



Welp that's all bhais, tell me anything else that I need to know, or if you want to ask a question, this will all be achieved through a job to pay for them.
Hopefully these all work inshallah. :Comfy:
dnr but yeah good luck i guess man(y)
 
Lmao ur not doing that shit
If I find a job I will, I'm tired of being a ugly bastard, I am going to do everything in my power to try and look better and lose my KHHV stat anymore,
 
.Dye hair light brown (Enough to know that it is brown and not ginger.)

.Get a caramel tan through MT2.

.Get blue contacts.

.Shave body hair

.Use Minoxidil on eyebrows and hair.

.Roids (for muscle, dick gains and bone mass.)

.Lip filler (To shorten philtrum and to have equally sized lips.)

.Chin filler

.Lip stretching (Using the 3D printed lip stretching device on BOTB.)

.Upper eye and Under eye filler

.LipoLab V-Line

.Weight loss (Through regular exercising, dieting, maybe Reta too?)

.Fixing unequal masseters through chewing on one side

.Tretinoin and other skin care products

.Sunscreen (One that blocks both UV rays.)

.Neck training

.High speed jaw opening exercise (I know it is cope but why not try it out, maybe it isn't.)

.GHK CU

.Teeth whitening strips.

.Tongue scraping to get rid of bad breath

.Get some more cologne

.Do rib flare/wide ribcage exercises in hopes of getting a smaller waist.



Welp that's all bhais, tell me anything else that I need to know, or if you want to ask a question, this will all be achieved through a job to pay for them.
Hopefully these all work inshallah. :Comfy:
solid solid, get to it
 
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niggas just be saying DNR if a sentence includes more than 12 letters
yeah i need subwaysurfers gameplay and minecraft parkour to be on my screen while an ai voice reads it to me DUH:lul:
 
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yeah i need subwaysurfers gameplay and minecraft parkour to be on my screen while an ai voice reads it to me DUH:lul:
I'll try and do that next time.
 
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.Dye hair light brown (Enough to know that it is brown and not ginger.)

.Get a caramel tan through MT2.

.Get blue contacts.

.Shave body hair

.Use Minoxidil on eyebrows and hair.

.Roids (for muscle, dick gains and bone mass.)

.Lip filler (To shorten philtrum and to have equally sized lips.)

.Chin filler

.Lip stretching (Using the 3D printed lip stretching device on BOTB.)

.Upper eye and Under eye filler

.LipoLab V-Line

.Weight loss (Through regular exercising, dieting, maybe Reta too?)

.Fixing unequal masseters through chewing on one side

.Tretinoin and other skin care products

.Sunscreen (One that blocks both UV rays.)

.Neck training

.High speed jaw opening exercise (I know it is cope but why not try it out, maybe it isn't.)

.GHK CU

.Teeth whitening strips.

.Tongue scraping to get rid of bad breath

.Get some more cologne

.Do rib flare/wide ribcage exercises in hopes of getting a smaller waist.



Welp that's all bhais, tell me anything else that I need to know, or if you want to ask a question, this will all be achieved through a job to pay for them.
Hopefully these all work inshallah. :Comfy:
where those the job part come in to play?
 
.Dye hair light brown (Enough to know that it is brown and not ginger.)

.Get a caramel tan through MT2.

.Get blue contacts.

.Shave body hair

.Use Minoxidil on eyebrows and hair.

.Roids (for muscle, dick gains and bone mass.)

.Lip filler (To shorten philtrum and to have equally sized lips.)

.Chin filler

.Lip stretching (Using the 3D printed lip stretching device on BOTB.)

.Upper eye and Under eye filler

.LipoLab V-Line

.Weight loss (Through regular exercising, dieting, maybe Reta too?)

.Fixing unequal masseters through chewing on one side

.Tretinoin and other skin care products

.Sunscreen (One that blocks both UV rays.)

.Neck training

.High speed jaw opening exercise (I know it is cope but why not try it out, maybe it isn't.)

.GHK CU

.Teeth whitening strips.

.Tongue scraping to get rid of bad breath

.Get some more cologne

.Do rib flare/wide ribcage exercises in hopes of getting a smaller waist.



Welp that's all bhais, tell me anything else that I need to know, or if you want to ask a question, this will all be achieved through a job to pay for them.
Hopefully these all work inshallah. :Comfy:
bottleofwater
 
dnr retard this is off topic
 
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sounds good


ive done all softmax besides coloured contacts and roids etc its just hardmax now
 
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sounds good


ive done all softmax besides coloured contacts and roids etc its just hardmax now
I want those titanium full face implants inside of me
 
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Have you ever used retinol or retinal ?
Bc starting tretinol is kinda a dumb idea it will not ascend you more likely descend but okay


Fillers ? Idk ab this save your money for some implants
 
Have you ever used retinol or retinal ?
Bc starting tretinol is kinda a dumb idea it will not ascend you more likely descend but okay


Fillers ? Idk ab this save your money for some implants
I have used tretinoin before for a month

filler is like 200 bucks every 3 months, i can still save up for implants
 
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Yeah but fillers are building up
I guess, but when I am 16 and can finally start to earn minimum wage I will be able to save up even more.
 
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I guess, but when I am 16 and can finally start to earn minimum wage I will be able to save up even more.
Wait you are not even 18? How tf can you get fillers ?
 
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Wait you are not even 18? How tf can you get fillers ?
Okay maybe not under eye filler, but I can probably DIY it chin, lip, and upper eyelid. (Lot of fat there so it wont poke my eye or anything unlike under eye.)
 
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Okay maybe not under eye filler, but I can probably DIY it chin, lip, and upper eyelid. (Lot of fat there so it wont poke my eye or anything unlike under eye.)
wouldnt risk diy, What your bf level and whats the cycle How tall as well?
 
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wouldnt risk diy, What your bf level and whats the cycle How tall as well?
As of right now I am 50kg, 5'0 (yes i know brutal proportions but ive lost weight and the roids and doctors appointment to hopefully get prescribed hgh will fix it hopefully)

starting cycle for 8 weeks would be a classic 600 test

then hopefully 8 ius of hgh (some of it prescribed and some of it bought to add on to it)

200 tren

800 test
 
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As of right now I am 50kg, 5'0 (yes i know brutal proportions but ive lost weight and the roids and doctors appointment to hopefully get prescribed hgh will fix it hopefully)

starting cycle for 8 weeks would be a classic 600 test

then hopefully 8 ius of hgh (some of it prescribed and some of it bought to add on to it)

200 tren

800 test
chad face cant save 5'0. Blast hgh and ai and get plates check. Nothing matters until you get to at least average height
 
chad face cant save 5'0. Blast hgh and ai and get plates check. Nothing matters until you get to at least average height
That's what I will be achieving through roids and prescribed hgh
 
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.Dye hair light brown (Enough to know that it is brown and not ginger.)

.Get a caramel tan through MT2.

.Get blue contacts.

.Shave body hair

.Use Minoxidil on eyebrows and hair.

.Roids (for muscle, dick gains and bone mass.)

.Lip filler (To shorten philtrum and to have equally sized lips.)

.Chin filler

.Lip stretching (Using the 3D printed lip stretching device on BOTB.)

.Upper eye and Under eye filler

.LipoLab V-Line

.Weight loss (Through regular exercising, dieting, maybe Reta too?)

.Fixing unequal masseters through chewing on one side

.Tretinoin and other skin care products

.Sunscreen (One that blocks both UV rays.)

.Neck training

.High speed jaw opening exercise (I know it is cope but why not try it out, maybe it isn't.)

.GHK CU

.Teeth whitening strips.

.Tongue scraping to get rid of bad breath

.Get some more cologne

.Do rib flare/wide ribcage exercises in hopes of getting a smaller waist.



Welp that's all bhais, tell me anything else that I need to know, or if you want to ask a question, this will all be achieved through a job to pay for them.
Hopefully these all work inshallah. :Comfy:
We can’t tell if this is a good stack because we don’t fucking know your stats and face.
 
We can’t tell if this is a good stack because we don’t fucking know your stats and face.
Check the thread, also i am pale, black hair and brown eyes.
 
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.Dye hair light brown (Enough to know that it is brown and not ginger.)

.Get a caramel tan through MT2.

.Get blue contacts.

.Shave body hair

.Use Minoxidil on eyebrows and hair.

.Roids (for muscle, dick gains and bone mass.)

.Lip filler (To shorten philtrum and to have equally sized lips.)

.Chin filler

.Lip stretching (Using the 3D printed lip stretching device on BOTB.)

.Upper eye and Under eye filler

.LipoLab V-Line

.Weight loss (Through regular exercising, dieting, maybe Reta too?)

.Fixing unequal masseters through chewing on one side

.Tretinoin and other skin care products

.Sunscreen (One that blocks both UV rays.)

.Neck training

.High speed jaw opening exercise (I know it is cope but why not try it out, maybe it isn't.)

.GHK CU

.Teeth whitening strips.

.Tongue scraping to get rid of bad breath

.Get some more cologne

.Do rib flare/wide ribcage exercises in hopes of getting a smaller waist.



Welp that's all bhais, tell me anything else that I need to know, or if you want to ask a question, this will all be achieved through a job to pay for them.
Hopefully these all work inshallah. :Comfy:
Basically the best thing for anyone to do but change some stuff to ur situation if ur not bottlewater
 
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.Dye hair light brown (Enough to know that it is brown and not ginger.)

.Get a caramel tan through MT2.

.Get blue contacts.

.Shave body hair

.Use Minoxidil on eyebrows and hair.

.Roids (for muscle, dick gains and bone mass.)

.Lip filler (To shorten philtrum and to have equally sized lips.)

.Chin filler

.Lip stretching (Using the 3D printed lip stretching device on BOTB.)

.Upper eye and Under eye filler

.LipoLab V-Line

.Weight loss (Through regular exercising, dieting, maybe Reta too?)

.Fixing unequal masseters through chewing on one side

.Tretinoin and other skin care products

.Sunscreen (One that blocks both UV rays.)

.Neck training

.High speed jaw opening exercise (I know it is cope but why not try it out, maybe it isn't.)

.GHK CU

.Teeth whitening strips.

.Tongue scraping to get rid of bad breath

.Get some more cologne

.Do rib flare/wide ribcage exercises in hopes of getting a smaller waist.



Welp that's all bhais, tell me anything else that I need to know, or if you want to ask a question, this will all be achieved through a job to pay for them.
Hopefully these all work inshallah. :Comfy:
One thing the ribcage things idk what u meant with it hut the only way to mask ur ribflare is by getting a stronger core it fixed mine every 2-3 days depending on u do a 6 set ab workout at home can do and in a few months u will notice it bcus rib flare is caused by weak core muscles but a smaller waist past losing bodyfat and training lats shoulders to mask it nothing will work
 
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One thing the ribcage things idk what u meant with it hut the only way to mask ur ribflare is by getting a stronger core it fixed mine every 2-3 days depending on u do a 6 set ab workout at home can do and in a few months u will notice it bcus rib flare is caused by weak core muscles but a smaller waist past losing bodyfat and training lats shoulders to mask it nothing will work
Thanks for the advice bhai, will do.
 
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One thing the ribcage things idk what u meant with it hut the only way to mask ur ribflare is by getting a stronger core it fixed mine every 2-3 days depending on u do a 6 set ab workout at home can do and in a few months u will notice it bcus rib flare is caused by weak core muscles but a smaller waist past losing bodyfat and training lats shoulders to mask it nothing will work
So my ribs will be less wider right? And less flared using this?
 
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So my ribs will be less wider right? And less flared using this?
Yes lol if ur abs and obliques are more trained and core is stronger ur rib flare will slowly go away
 
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Yes lol if ur abs and obliques are more trained and core is stronger ur rib flare will slowly go away
preciate it
 
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