Rate my tinder bio????

[Zias]

Alright it's time again. Decided to hop on the tinder wagon all to get dissapointed immeasurably again.

rate my bio: 'Call me a Greenland shark cause I mature at age 50 and basically swim in my own pee'


Nice way to keep NT beckies at distance huh?

 

[Deleted member 7044]

ur tinder bio is ur face

 

[cube]

If you want to maximize # of sloots fucked/usage of your time have a bio like this and dont message first

 

[gamma]

rate my bio: 'Call me a Greenland shark cause I mature at age 50 and basically swim in my own pee'

Cringe

 

[Zias]

Cringe

NT larping

 

[Zias]

View attachment 1162418If you want to maximize # of sloots fucked/usage of your time have a bio like this and dont message first

How does that even work. Sounds creepy

 

[cube]

How does that even work. Sounds creepy

Not interested in hookups.

Women don't really care about being whores, they care about feeling like whores, so if a girl sees a profile that says not interested in hookups she can feel like she isn't a whore when she goes to your place on the first date.

Come to my place downtown for something warm.

Establishes why she would come to your place.

6'3 + Dog emoji

Fraud height 2 inches, dog emoji because sloots love dogs and it may offer more incentive for them to come to your place. Have a dog in your pictures aswell, some women will legit swipe right just because you own a dog (dogpill)

Military Consulting

If you own your own place and go to the gym/roid you can larp as whatever job you want


#metoo

JFL

 

[Deleted member 11336]

bio doesnt matter, just have something casual, its all about looks bruh

 

[Zias]

Not interested in hookups.

Women don't really care about being whores, they care about feeling like whores, so if a girl sees a profile that says not interested in hookups she can feel like she isn't a whore when she goes to your place on the first date.

Come to my place downtown for something warm.

Establishes why she would come to your place.

6'3 + Dog emoji

Fraud height 2 inches, dog emoji because sloots love dogs and it may offer more incentive for them to come to your place. Have a dog in your pictures aswell, some women will legit swipe right just because you own a dog (dogpill)

Military Consulting

If you own your own place and go to the gym/roid you can larp as whatever job you want


#metoo

JFL

Aight thanks for spitting cause this was insightful. Im not the kind of guy to be this forward and to invite girls to my place 1st date at all, but i'll give this a shot. Thanks

 

[Zias]

bio doesnt matter, just have something casual, its all about looks bruh

Aight will do, whats your bio?

Also welcome back slayer

 

[Deleted member 11336]

Aight will do, whats your bio?

Also welcome back slayer

Get mogged

 

[Zias]

Get mogged

That's your bio?

 

[Deleted member 2275]

Just say you're left leaning, thats all they really care about in terms of personality anyway