Rate my tinder profile

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I used to not laugh at these but now I'm always anticipating a new one when I see you lurking a thread.
You sayin im posting the same shit, or you anticipating a gif?
 
You sayin im posting the same shit, or you anticipating a gif?

Nah I mean you always have a different look of disapproval. I always try to guess the ethnicity.
 
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Nah everybody says they do man. Also mine is exactly the same size as yours if not a little smaller. They would know it was false advertising if I mentioned it.
Rub dht cream on your dick and take proviron and MK 677 now before its too late. Its your last chance at looking as if your not lesbian and having a big dick.
 
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Bro wtf gain some weight
 
The bio is the biggest cringe ever made.
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Dude, don't say that you are rich and that you dislike poor people, no girl is attracted to that. If you want to let them know you're rich put some pics with fancy clothes or leaning on your fancy car but don't blatantly say it. I'm wealthy too, take it from me. You end up coming across as a shallow retard who's full of himself for having money he didn't even earn himself (which can be assumed from the fact that ur 20, so you also sound like a daddy's baby).
Your pictures are fine tho
Also, don't fucking say that you're above average in looks and that if they disagree they're delusional, you sound like an immature upstuck twat who's insecure about his looks and needs assurance. It shows insecurity, weakness, egocentrism and stupidity. A confident guy wouldn't have to say that because he likes himself and he knows that other people like him too, and if someone doesn't, he doesn't care, he has enough people who do and he knows it.
Please take this as criticism and not as an insult. But the mere fact that you thought this bio was good means you have zero notion. You have to work on your socials skills more than anything dude, they're the reason you're here and not getting girls because you look fine.
 
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Show your post count here, that will get you laid.
 
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What the fuck. I can tell you that 75% won't even read your bio to the end, nobody gives a fuck about it. Put your 3 cool hobbies and height there.

Your pictures are random and you just blend in with every other user there, your shirt is at least 2 sizes bigger than it should be. r/malefashionadvice sidebar and let your photographer friend take some cool pictures where you are having fun in an outdoor setting.

Cut your hair on the sides and try to grow your beard out if you have the genetics - increases your jawline length too.

You can get laid if you have good pictures and text logistics in the first 6-7 messages - she has enough betas to chat with for days.
 
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Show your post count here, that will get you laid.
bro i mentioned in my bio that i got 500 post in one day here and now i have a harem full of prime stacies
 
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Yes
Dude, don't say that you are rich and that you dislike poor people, no girl is attracted to that. If you want to let them know you're rich put some pics with fancy clothes or leaning on your fancy car but don't blatantly say it. I'm wealthy too, take it from me. You end up coming across as a shallow retard who's full of himself for having money he didn't even earn himself (which can be assumed from the fact that ur 20, so you also sound like a daddy's baby).
Your pictures are fine tho
Also, don't fucking say that you're above average in looks and that if they disagree they're delusional, you sound like an immature upstuck twat who's insecure about his looks and needs assurance. It shows insecurity, weakness, egocentrism and stupidity. A confident guy wouldn't have to say that because he likes himself and he knows that other people like him too, and if someone doesn't, he doesn't care, he has enough people who do and he knows it.
Please take this as criticism and not as an insult. But the mere fact that you thought this bio was good means you have zero notion. You have to work on your socials skills more than anything dude, they're the reason you're here and not getting girls because you look fine.
:soy::soy::soy::soy::soy::soy::soy::soy::soy::soy::soy::soy:
I'm trying to get validation from them in the form of swipes!
Will I?
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Are they swiping?
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Imma need all of their attention and swipes!
how did it go bro
 
No offense but you really shouldn't try tinder unless you're fully looksmaxed
I'm psl 5.5/10 and get almost no matches
 

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