Rate R Kelly

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THIS IS NOT ME.... IM FIGHTING FOR MY GODDAMN LIFE! :feelswhy: :feelswhy: 😭😭😭
 
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As your sig quote implies, R Kelly is the honorary Chad par excellence.

He was able to debase his 7 live-in girlfriends in vomit-inducing ways and they absolutely could not resist and kept coming back.

Cuz hes probably the most stylemaxed, statusmaxed black dude of all time. He even played semi-pro basketball ffs.
 

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he could be fucking hot african 20yo chicks till his dick falls off.

but somehow that wasn't enough.
 
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I'm Telling you man. He fully had 2 Girlfriends at once who he both abused to shit and they still RId On him everyday. The reason primary The length of His mandible Literally god TIER tbh
Nothing can stop a Statusmaxxed BBC ngl
 
Insane tbh, the fuckin length of his mandible itself mogs most mma fighters JFL. I'd say a legit 7 PSL(out of 8)
 
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Just necro theory
 
he had an anime backstory "Kelly was eight when he had his first girlfriend, Lulu. They would hold hands and eat make-believe meals inside their playhouse built from cardboard, where they "vowed to be boyfriend and girlfriend forever." Kelly wrote in his autobiography that their last play date turned tragic when, after fighting with some older children over a play area by a creek, Lulu was pushed into the water. A fast-moving current swept her away while she screamed "Rob", his childhood nickname. Shortly thereafter, her lifeless body was found downstream. Kelly calls Lulu his very first musical inspiration. "
 
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