Rate this face while bloatmaxxed. Id say HTN

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  • Sub5

    Votes: 3 14.3%
  • Ltn

    Votes: 1 4.8%
  • Low mtn

    Votes: 2 9.5%
  • Mid mtn

    Votes: 3 14.3%
  • High mtn

    Votes: 4 19.0%
  • Low HTN

    Votes: 2 9.5%
  • Mid HTN

    Votes: 4 19.0%
  • High HTN

    Votes: 0 0.0%
  • Low CL

    Votes: 1 4.8%
  • Solid CL

    Votes: 1 4.8%

  • Total voters
    21
RealFunkyFlamingo

RealFunkyFlamingo

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Htn tbh. I am bloated yah. But the skin is immaculate. Ngl skin is ascending day by day.
 

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Ngl my beard skills are also ascending
 
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Does it look like I have liver failure @stillbluepilled
 
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Does it look like I have liver failure @stillbluepilled
Nah u should have been more yellowish. But coloring is for sure what holds u back not bloating or anything imo
 
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Htn tbh. I am bloated yah. But the skin is immaculate. Ngl skin is ascending day by day.
High tier normie (6/8)

Your flaws are unequal width of the thirds of your face (your midfsce is wider while your upper and lower third are more narrow), bulbous nose, narrow mouth, thin neck, narrow upper third than the other 2 thirds, narrow lower third, your undertones are greyish/cool instead of red/orange , you have pale skin, the inner-upper part of your eyebrows goes upwards wich negates the dominant-masculine look and gives you a soft appearance
 
and other flaw is, you have rounded cheeks, this is the flaws that puts you at HTN range, if you fix all of these you can be 7 or 8 of 8
 
Bro, if you can do this asap you will blow your appearance :
- neck training (2 weekly sets neck curls + 5 weekly sets neck extensions)
- facial flex device to widen the lips
- jaw angle implants
- trimming your upper-inner part of the eyebrows to follow the the positive curve (the part where your eyebrows meet)
- rinoplasty
- fake tan for tanned skin
- cardio or cold showers for red undertones
 
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Bro, if you can do this asap you will blow your appearance :
- neck training (2 weekly sets neck curls + 5 weekly sets neck extensions)
- facial flex device to widen the lips
- jaw angle implants
- trimming your upper-inner part of the eyebrows to follow the the positive curve (the part where your eyebrows meet)
- rinoplasty
- fake tan for tanned skin
- cardio or cold showers for red undertones
He will not listen. Instead he will just repeat same question and he get same answer everytime. Endless loop. Thats what delusion cope is.
 
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He will not listen. Instead he will just repeat same question and he get same answer everytime. Endless loop. Thats what delusion cope is.
If he does all that and upload his new ascension, he will leave us speechless 😱😱😱
 

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